Merry Ricksmas Baby
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You better watch out
If you're going to post anything with the slightest bit of nuance, it's a hard requirement to add all the posts to add all the posts to a thread before you post it.
okay somehow this totally banal observation about the relative scale and influence of social media platforms has made some people extremely mad
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If you're going to post anything with the slightest bit of nuance, it's a hard requirement to add all the posts to add all the posts to a thread before you post it.
The McDonald's sign is a bit much.
NEW: The most symbolic thing ever just happened in Guaíba, Brazil.
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The McDonald's sign is a bit much.
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I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
I wouldn't call this quite Louvre-worthy, but what a beautiful example of Blueskyism in action.
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I wouldn't call this quite Louvre-worthy, but what a beautiful example of Blueskyism in action.
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Disgusting AND racist.
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Disgusting AND racist.
Disgusting AND racist.
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Disgusting AND racist.
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“Study the old masters, enrich your palette, expand the canvas.”
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 AM
“Study the old masters, enrich your palette, expand the canvas.”
Looking forward to Easter posts from DHS where they threaten to publicly murder people and throw their corpse in a cave.
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Looking forward to Easter posts from DHS where they threaten to publicly murder people and throw their corpse in a cave.
Yeah but it all even out when you think about how much money they’re going to save because Kristi Noem hunted all their employees for sport
ARKANSAS FARMER🧑🌾 : “Trump’s $12 billion bailout is a far cry from what we need. Just the loss in corn this year was over $16 billion. The loss in soybeans around $11 billion. Cotton & rice even bigger losses. $12 billion won’t make up for this 1 year.”
(H/T @factpostnews.bsky.social )
(H/T @factpostnews.bsky.social )
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yeah but it all even out when you think about how much money they’re going to save because Kristi Noem hunted all their employees for sport
I believe it between the first and second towers falling on September 11 that then-president Barack Hussein Obama went on TikTok live to announce his infamous “don’t say terrorist” campaign.
ah yes, everyone remembers that moment after 9/11 where everyone got cancelled and we started the extremely woke war on terror www.piratewires.com/p/heather-co...
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I believe it between the first and second towers falling on September 11 that then-president Barack Hussein Obama went on TikTok live to announce his infamous “don’t say terrorist” campaign.
I never would have heard that the Democrats were trying to make “affordability” happen if Trump didn’t go on and on about it.
Trump: "Prices are coming down very substantially. They have a new word, you know, they always have a hoax. The new word is affordability."
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I never would have heard that the Democrats were trying to make “affordability” happen if Trump didn’t go on and on about it.
I’ve only seen this movie once… in 12th grade English class.
My teacher knew exactly when to stand in front of the TV, but she did it in a way that would definitely get you fired if you tried it today, if showing Excalibur wouldn’t be sufficient.
My teacher knew exactly when to stand in front of the TV, but she did it in a way that would definitely get you fired if you tried it today, if showing Excalibur wouldn’t be sufficient.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I’ve only seen this movie once… in 12th grade English class.
My teacher knew exactly when to stand in front of the TV, but she did it in a way that would definitely get you fired if you tried it today, if showing Excalibur wouldn’t be sufficient.
My teacher knew exactly when to stand in front of the TV, but she did it in a way that would definitely get you fired if you tried it today, if showing Excalibur wouldn’t be sufficient.
The brony one is the only name that doesn't look like a Malaysian bot account.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The brony one is the only name that doesn't look like a Malaysian bot account.
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You're allowed to make someone's stupid face, but only if they bought that face to replace a perfectly serviceable one.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You're allowed to make someone's stupid face, but only if they bought that face to replace a perfectly serviceable one.
I'm kind of impressed that Pam Bondi hasn't felt compelled to buy herself a new Mar-a-Lago face yet.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm kind of impressed that Pam Bondi hasn't felt compelled to buy herself a new Mar-a-Lago face yet.
You can’t go with a big star for a pick like this because you’ll have seen everything already. Pick a solid character actor or voice actor and you’ll have an unending variety of things you’ve never seen before.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
You can’t go with a big star for a pick like this because you’ll have seen everything already. Pick a solid character actor or voice actor and you’ll have an unending variety of things you’ve never seen before.
Maybe my prompt skills need some work, but this isn't terrible.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Maybe my prompt skills need some work, but this isn't terrible.
Winning 2028 democratic platform:
I wanna live in the holiday house on top of the heated mat.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Winning 2028 democratic platform:
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Just think it’s a bit weird that society has been brainwashed in to thinking that rich people and massive corporations having a bit less money is the main thing we need to avoid no matter what.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just think it’s a bit weird that society has been brainwashed in to thinking that rich people and massive corporations having a bit less money is the main thing we need to avoid no matter what.
Dear god they capitalize “Google” when it’s used as a verb.
The most recent New Yorker article that uses the phrase "CD-ROM": www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
And oh no it's written just like you showed and it looks wrong :(
And oh no it's written just like you showed and it looks wrong :(
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Dear god they capitalize “Google” when it’s used as a verb.
Seems worth noting that they didn’t call it Department of War.
Hoo boy
Whole buncha folks about to have to face a choice between complying with a Congressional subpoena and getting fired because pete's mad at them
Also if anything is a "start the clock" moment on pete's tenure coming to an end, it's this
Whole buncha folks about to have to face a choice between complying with a Congressional subpoena and getting fired because pete's mad at them
Also if anything is a "start the clock" moment on pete's tenure coming to an end, it's this
There are now bipartisan investigations in both the House and Senate into the administration targeting and killing people in the Caribbean without due process.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Seems worth noting that they didn’t call it Department of War.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i chose to start my thanksgiving day the way my forefathers intended: by making this video, for some reason
try my product 🥺
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