Ricardo B (Pumpkin Spice Edition)
@richardcblair.bsky.social
Nothing but Blue Skies do I see
Iowan, Bears fan, cat lover. Political sometimes, but trying to be good to people.
Iowan, Bears fan, cat lover. Political sometimes, but trying to be good to people.
“Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding” - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Elton John
“Cinnamon Girl,” Neil Young and Crazy Horse, “Everybody Knows this is Nowhere”
“What’s Going On,” Marvin Gaye
“Cinnamon Girl,” Neil Young and Crazy Horse, “Everybody Knows this is Nowhere”
“What’s Going On,” Marvin Gaye
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding” - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Elton John
“Cinnamon Girl,” Neil Young and Crazy Horse, “Everybody Knows this is Nowhere”
“What’s Going On,” Marvin Gaye
“Cinnamon Girl,” Neil Young and Crazy Horse, “Everybody Knows this is Nowhere”
“What’s Going On,” Marvin Gaye
(wide-eyed, frantic) “Anus’s haunted.”
“…what?”
“You heard me. I said, anus’s haunted. Run.”
“…what?”
“You heard me. I said, anus’s haunted. Run.”
These are from my garden. This is actually the pic for the label for one of the sauces I make. Strictly small time, local farmers markets and such. Not profitable so far, but it’s fun.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
(wide-eyed, frantic) “Anus’s haunted.”
“…what?”
“You heard me. I said, anus’s haunted. Run.”
“…what?”
“You heard me. I said, anus’s haunted. Run.”
We cook our turkeys from frozen. And they’re always excellent. Juicy, browned, tasty. We get up at 5:00 AM and put the turkey in at the typical 350° with a few more hours on it. When you actually get out of bed, take out the giblets, gravy bag, etc. At noon, it’s typically ready, but def. temp it.
my dad makes excellent turkey and taught me how to make excellent turkey, and my mother in law also makes excellent turkey, so I really do agree that this is a Skill Issue
I’ve blown a few turkey-hating minds with the Chinese-style Woks of Life turkey recipe with five spice and a honey glaze
I’ve blown a few turkey-hating minds with the Chinese-style Woks of Life turkey recipe with five spice and a honey glaze
I’ve won many bets by people who said that they hate turkey by serving them a brined spatchcocked turkey that’s cooked right.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We cook our turkeys from frozen. And they’re always excellent. Juicy, browned, tasty. We get up at 5:00 AM and put the turkey in at the typical 350° with a few more hours on it. When you actually get out of bed, take out the giblets, gravy bag, etc. At noon, it’s typically ready, but def. temp it.
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
The Bears offense…they’re in the kitchen cooking for Thanksgiving already, and it’s only Sunday!
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Bears offense…they’re in the kitchen cooking for Thanksgiving already, and it’s only Sunday!
We needed a day this funny. We get Trump getting a major crush on Mamdani and MTG tearing into Trump (hoping to succeed him as leader of the movement, I think). Also, RFK Jr. is a really nasty, execrable human being.
put my book down for a sec to see if anything interesting happened today
a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
Alt: Community scene where Troy walks in with pizzas and everything's on fire
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We needed a day this funny. We get Trump getting a major crush on Mamdani and MTG tearing into Trump (hoping to succeed him as leader of the movement, I think). Also, RFK Jr. is a really nasty, execrable human being.
Here’s my thought for the day:
We deserve and demand a just, humane, and moral government. One that protects individual freedom, but ensures economic security for all. The state needs to help the hungry, the sick, the disabled.
We deserve and demand a just, humane, and moral government. One that protects individual freedom, but ensures economic security for all. The state needs to help the hungry, the sick, the disabled.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Here’s my thought for the day:
We deserve and demand a just, humane, and moral government. One that protects individual freedom, but ensures economic security for all. The state needs to help the hungry, the sick, the disabled.
We deserve and demand a just, humane, and moral government. One that protects individual freedom, but ensures economic security for all. The state needs to help the hungry, the sick, the disabled.
Change one letter and ruin a candy:
S&M’s
S&M’s
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Almond Job
Moulds
Mayday
Globettes
Almond Job
Moulds
Mayday
Globettes
change one letter and ruin a candy
Lint Chocolate
Lint Chocolate
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy:
S&M’s
S&M’s
Only Axl Rose is allowed to ask for a little patience. It’s science.
Vance on the economy:
"The thing that I'd ask for the American people is a little bit of patience."
"The thing that I'd ask for the American people is a little bit of patience."
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Only Axl Rose is allowed to ask for a little patience. It’s science.
Reposted by Ricardo B (Pumpkin Spice Edition)
Missing an aromatic herb from your spice cabinet? Problematic sage gap
Missing a competent spellcaster from your party of intrepid adventurers? Problematic mage gap.
Your library is understaffed and the reference staff is shelving? Problematic page gap.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Missing an aromatic herb from your spice cabinet? Problematic sage gap
Missing a competent spellcaster from your party of intrepid adventurers? Problematic mage gap.
Your library is understaffed and the reference staff is shelving? Problematic page gap.
You bought your smudge from a white lady at a crystal shop? Problematic sage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Missing a competent spellcaster from your party of intrepid adventurers? Problematic mage gap.
Message to all the creeps and psychopaths at the very top of our government:
I’m as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t chaaaaaaaange
<unbelievable triple guitar fireworks>
I’m as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t chaaaaaaaange
<unbelievable triple guitar fireworks>
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Message to all the creeps and psychopaths at the very top of our government:
I’m as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t chaaaaaaaange
<unbelievable triple guitar fireworks>
I’m as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t change
Lord help me, I can’t chaaaaaaaange
<unbelievable triple guitar fireworks>
It’s Free Bird appreciation time. Yes, from Lynyrd Skynyrd’s debut album. Guess what? The production and the musicianship are just incredible.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It’s Free Bird appreciation time. Yes, from Lynyrd Skynyrd’s debut album. Guess what? The production and the musicianship are just incredible.
Brender and Eddie were the popular steadies and the king and the queen of the prom
Riding around with the car top down and the radio on
Riding around with the car top down and the radio on
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Brender and Eddie were the popular steadies and the king and the queen of the prom
Riding around with the car top down and the radio on
Riding around with the car top down and the radio on
uh oh listening to Funeral for a Friend / Love Lies Bleeding again youtu.be/EvcIborfG0Y
Elton John - Funeral For A Friend / Love Lies Bleeding (Live At Madison Square Garden)
YouTube video by EltonJohnVEVO
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
uh oh listening to Funeral for a Friend / Love Lies Bleeding again youtu.be/EvcIborfG0Y
Elect me President. I’ll put OpenAI in federal receivership, and I will prosecute Altman and the other officers.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Elect me President. I’ll put OpenAI in federal receivership, and I will prosecute Altman and the other officers.
Get real, Pop-Tarts Bowl. Mouth Heaven is family-friendly. But we know where they’re going.
In my belly, to be annihilated and broken down into the chemical building blocks my body needs to live. There will be no trace left of the edible mascots. I guarantee it.
In my belly, to be annihilated and broken down into the chemical building blocks my body needs to live. There will be no trace left of the edible mascots. I guarantee it.
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Get real, Pop-Tarts Bowl. Mouth Heaven is family-friendly. But we know where they’re going.
In my belly, to be annihilated and broken down into the chemical building blocks my body needs to live. There will be no trace left of the edible mascots. I guarantee it.
In my belly, to be annihilated and broken down into the chemical building blocks my body needs to live. There will be no trace left of the edible mascots. I guarantee it.
This is some wretched, nasty shit, and should be in textbooks. Everything decent this nation ever accomplished together, sabotaged, wrecked, undermined by the worst of humanity.
“The slides also showed that the Geneva-based body has a $1.06bn hole in its 2026-2027 budget, or nearly a quarter of the total required”
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is some wretched, nasty shit, and should be in textbooks. Everything decent this nation ever accomplished together, sabotaged, wrecked, undermined by the worst of humanity.
OK: my thought:
Side 1 of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is the best single side of a 1970s LP.
Let’s see some counterexamples.
Side 1 of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is the best single side of a 1970s LP.
Let’s see some counterexamples.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
OK: my thought:
Side 1 of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is the best single side of a 1970s LP.
Let’s see some counterexamples.
Side 1 of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is the best single side of a 1970s LP.
Let’s see some counterexamples.
The AFC North is a farce
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The AFC North is a farce
Bears pulling out improbable wins at the end of games? I like this version.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bears pulling out improbable wins at the end of games? I like this version.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheeran Law. Everyone will be required to live in a castle on the hill.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sheeran Law. Everyone will be required to live in a castle on the hill.
Unbelievable. Inconceivable. Preposterous. Catch.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Unbelievable. Inconceivable. Preposterous. Catch.
Denver’s NBA Cup court is Pepto-Bismol colored
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Denver’s NBA Cup court is Pepto-Bismol colored
Thinking about parents who name all their children after Toyota models:
“So nice to meet you! Yes, Corolla is starting high school now and just loving it so far. Tacoma just had her 10th birthday.”
“And - why don’t you introduce yourself, young man.”
“Hi Mrs. Anderson, my name is RAV4.”
“So nice to meet you! Yes, Corolla is starting high school now and just loving it so far. Tacoma just had her 10th birthday.”
“And - why don’t you introduce yourself, young man.”
“Hi Mrs. Anderson, my name is RAV4.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Thinking about parents who name all their children after Toyota models:
“So nice to meet you! Yes, Corolla is starting high school now and just loving it so far. Tacoma just had her 10th birthday.”
“And - why don’t you introduce yourself, young man.”
“Hi Mrs. Anderson, my name is RAV4.”
“So nice to meet you! Yes, Corolla is starting high school now and just loving it so far. Tacoma just had her 10th birthday.”
“And - why don’t you introduce yourself, young man.”
“Hi Mrs. Anderson, my name is RAV4.”