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Elliot

@ripoffslimshady.bsky.social

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One of nature’s most notorious fouling organisms; #1 Lisa Miller rememberer He/him, United States

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · Mar 22

you dump me and then at night a pebble hits your window, you look out and instead of a boom box I have my buddy holding up a TV while I go for a perfect on Remix 8 Rhythm Heaven Fever

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War Wolf @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 13h

When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 13h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 15d

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 1d

it is not polite to say so but no discussion of the state of the games industry/press can really avoid the reality that the audience is just. really really bad.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 1d

Skateboard

xkcd.com/3152/

4-panel comic. (1) [person in the sky unpacks skateboard from parachute bag] I guess this is on me. I should really keep my skateboarding gear and my parachutes in different-looking bags. (2) [person looking down at skateboard as they fall] (3) [person falling wile holding skateboard in one hand and phone making “beep beep” sound in the other] (4) (person still falling with skateboard, now talking on phone] Hello, Pro Skate Parks LLC? I’d like to place an extremely expedited order for a 600-foot halfpipe.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

The song contains lyrics explicitly accusing Drake of being a pedophile, set to a catchy beat and propulsive
bassline. "Not Like Us" went on to become a cultural sensation.

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Triske @triske.bsky.social · 1d

The Carbonoids, Though Brutish, Have A Simple Nobility To Them

Hick driving a UFO with an alien beside him.

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Lex!! 🔜 MCM LONDON COMICON @mutelunacy.bsky.social · 1d

pikmin lore unchanged always bet on nothing

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

"These are the first short films created by Nintendo Pictures Co., Ltd. Nintendo Pictures will continue to explore new creative possibilities through video content."

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 2d

a John Carpenter SL would fit pretty well into Magic's fantasy setting, since clearly we're never gonna escape from New York

Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 2d

Wild that we're getting two New York City sets in a year's span.

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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · Nov 24

How flavored water is made

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 2d

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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León 🇮🇨 @reonu.bsky.social · 4d

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　　　　　　　　　　　 hamgod . 　　　　　　　　 skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · Jan 13

yes my horse’s name is “grab an officer’s service weapon” and yes i do intend to enter him into the kentucky derby

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 4d

joke here is too comprehensible, send it back

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 4d

it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 4d

Y'all motherfuckers better do that LRP or update or I'm gonna beat your ass. If you do the "return to windows 7" shit I'm gonna beat your ass. ITS THIS, 11, OR LINUX >:[

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 4d

iirc Creative asked you guys to stop making anagram character names, so you sent that back to mess with them

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 6d

We should do cap and trade for takes on here. I would happily sell off my right to participate in Swift discourse for a few more shots on goal about burrito taxis. Really force people to lock in, clear out the amateurs on any given subject.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 7d

as i’ve been saying since i first got on this platform, never trust nerds

onion person @junlper.beer · Apr 27

the shitposters on this platform must overtake the tech posters if we want this place to thrive, the first bluesky war

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 7d

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

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Tuba Zef @tubazef.com · 7d

first panel: Twitter games discussion
Two guys crying and arguing "Playstation sucks more" "Xbox sucks more"

Second panel: "Bluesky games discussion"

"Chad" meme guy: The Sega Saturn is cool
Quest64 boy: Shut up play Quest64

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 8d

This is the only website where most users realize farmers suck ass as far as I can tell

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BluVapour @bluvapour.bsky.social · 10d

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 11d

at 12x lands that turn it on, is Kishla Village being mono-green a big enough liability to not run one?

haven't played the deck myself, but it seems basically made for it

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Haru Bun (comms 3/3) @harubun.bsky.social · 11d

currency exchange
#東方project #touhou

painting by haru bun of tenkyuu chimata from touhou wearing a dress made of various banknotes

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