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Robert Makes Games
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Dad, Veteran Game Systems Designer, I make the Ranked and Competitive Systems for Fortnite @ Epic Games
Formerly VALORANT Competitive, Destiny 2 Systems, Magic R&D
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"Thank heavens, I haven't missed it!

You there boy, go to the store and buy me a large boulder the size of a small boulder!"
Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This is a pretty good solve for the male loneliness epidemic tbh
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My food pyramid
What me and the mutuals are into
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Its wild how the TikTok algorithm changes reveal to Western people how heavy Western censorship and propaganda really is. Access to continuous Israeli war crimes in Palestine, "law enforcement" abuses, global Western imperialism - all gone or deprioritized by the billionaire oligarchs. And this:
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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this one still makes me sad to think about - don't watch if ur sad but please watch it
The Internet Is Full Of Ghosts
youtu.be/-zaH7SKJptQ

Out now
January 26, 2026 at 8:15 AM
We’re going to the fucking superbooooooowl!
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
The rams coach is so good at playing the refs it’s uncanny.
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Walker is a really underrated receiver. Great ball skills and awareness.
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The most blatant pass interference wtf
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Walker for mayor
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Bend don’t break baby. That’s the defense I love!
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Don’t forget he also dropped an interception right before the taunting.
Riq Woolen

1. talked so much shit to the Rams bench that he earned a 15-yard flag after a 3rd-and-12 incompletion
2. gave up a 49 yard touchdown the VERY NEXT PLAY
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
What a rube
Riq Woolen

1. talked so much shit to the Rams bench that he earned a 15-yard flag after a 3rd-and-12 incompletion
2. gave up a 49 yard touchdown the VERY NEXT PLAY
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Woolen acting like a bengals player. Don’t be like that.
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Whew Sam threw the absolute piss out of that ball
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Holy shit special teams are on fire. I loooove how well we’ve invested in that unit!
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Seahawks defense is so ridiculously talented.
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Cmon Seahawks let’s get it done so we can go whoop on the Patriots!
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
helped a person who was out of ammo get a leaper off off them and extract. they only comm'd in spanish but were very thankful and dropped me their temptest?!
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed.

When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL

I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.

The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 AM