Anon Barbie
@rnrt.bsky.social
eo girlie. jackson zane truther. danny pino curious. these are our stories.
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Anon Barbie
@rnrt.bsky.social
· Sep 20
The world is on fire but can we just take a sec to look at this throwback of CM 🫠
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Gen Z has never known the passive pleasure of a sick day at home watching reruns of shows cancelled before you were born
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Gen Z has never known the passive pleasure of a sick day at home watching reruns of shows cancelled before you were born
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It’s that kinda snow people
January 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It’s that kinda snow people
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Accepting that my response to the threat of the storm 1000x worse than the storm itself
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Accepting that my response to the threat of the storm 1000x worse than the storm itself
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
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Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
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no matter what else is happening, if feasible, please share photos of your dogs playing in the snow tomorrow
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
no matter what else is happening, if feasible, please share photos of your dogs playing in the snow tomorrow
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Anybody else kinda already worried they didn't get enough snacks for this ice storm
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Anybody else kinda already worried they didn't get enough snacks for this ice storm
My toxic trait is that I panic about not having enough snacks so I buy snacks and then I lose my appetite for the duration of whatever I was convinced we needed snacks for
what are people stress eating?
January 25, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My toxic trait is that I panic about not having enough snacks so I buy snacks and then I lose my appetite for the duration of whatever I was convinced we needed snacks for
Ok I Kevin McAllistered my house but against Weather
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Ok I Kevin McAllistered my house but against Weather
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Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. Unless you tell me to go to bed. (I’m already in bed)
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. Unless you tell me to go to bed. (I’m already in bed)
Wait now I need to know
so did they actually change anything in the cookie dough that is now labeled safe to eat or were they just lying then (or now??)
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Wait now I need to know
Anyway in more pressing news, we named my weighted red panda Zane Fonda today!
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Anyway in more pressing news, we named my weighted red panda Zane Fonda today!
I did so much this morning that I thought my phone had the wrong time when I glanced at 9:58.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I did so much this morning that I thought my phone had the wrong time when I glanced at 9:58.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.
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Just know that when I’m anxious this is who you’re talking to
a cartoon character is standing in a hallway with a bulletin board in the background
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a hallway with a bulletin board in the background
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Just know that when I’m anxious this is who you’re talking to
They should do fewer commercials about medications and more commercials about what you should do in an ice storm emergency for a week if you don’t have a generator
January 23, 2026 at 11:52 AM
They should do fewer commercials about medications and more commercials about what you should do in an ice storm emergency for a week if you don’t have a generator
Apparently it takes .1” of ice rain to down a power grid. The forecast is back up to 1.05”
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Apparently it takes .1” of ice rain to down a power grid. The forecast is back up to 1.05”
Apparently it is still January
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Apparently it is still January
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Does a good SVU episode count as self-care
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Does a good SVU episode count as self-care
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BD Wong is back?! Be still my little Huang loving heart
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
BD Wong is back?! Be still my little Huang loving heart
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almost stunning, the degree to which we got all of our darkest predictions, our once-perhaps-arguably paranoid worst case scenarios
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
almost stunning, the degree to which we got all of our darkest predictions, our once-perhaps-arguably paranoid worst case scenarios
I’m still not over it
I avoided the latest big iOS update until accidentally updating overnight last night. This should be illegal.
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I’m still not over it
Being super cool about preparing for an ice storm without a generator
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Being super cool about preparing for an ice storm without a generator