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@rohrbs.bsky.social
Software engineer. Old-school nerd. Rides bikes. Knows what his THAC0 is.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
Nothing attracted her attention except the music of the clocks, which she would look for every half hour with her frightened eyes as if she hoped to find it someplace in the air.
Nothing attracted her attention except the music of the clocks, which she would look for every half hour with her frightened eyes as if she hoped to find it someplace in the air.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“After the reading she realized she had left her glasses at the studio.”
You just know I love the out of context component of this thread.
“After the reading she realized she had left her glasses at the studio.”
You just know I love the out of context component of this thread.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Too long," Bateman called back. "Keep the suggestions coming."
"Too long," Bateman called back. "Keep the suggestions coming."
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
Nothing attracted her attention except the music of the clocks, which she would look for every half hour with her frightened eyes as if she hoped to find it someplace in the air.
Nothing attracted her attention except the music of the clocks, which she would look for every half hour with her frightened eyes as if she hoped to find it someplace in the air.
stop scrolling, post two characters who bring you happiness
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
stop scrolling, post two characters who bring you happiness
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An all-volunteer nonprofit fills backpacks with clothes, toiletries, books, and comfort items for kids entering foster care in Colorado. 400+ bags per week. I’ll match fifty $5 donations to help Packs of Hope expand its work: coloradogives.org/story/Sr1atf
August 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
An all-volunteer nonprofit fills backpacks with clothes, toiletries, books, and comfort items for kids entering foster care in Colorado. 400+ bags per week. I’ll match fifty $5 donations to help Packs of Hope expand its work: coloradogives.org/story/Sr1atf
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My latest video essay for ESPN/ABC and the NFL’s “Welcome Back Weekend” — on the landmark Black history we could see come Week 1 with a first in the league’s century-plus history.
July 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My latest video essay for ESPN/ABC and the NFL’s “Welcome Back Weekend” — on the landmark Black history we could see come Week 1 with a first in the league’s century-plus history.
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Early evening nonsense:
Team Youngblood #10
Team Youngblood #10
July 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Early evening nonsense:
Team Youngblood #10
Team Youngblood #10
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HEY I'M WRITING A DUNGEONS & DRAGONS COMIC FOR @darkhorse.com!
Dungeons & Dragons: The Fallbacks!
Written by yours truly, penciled by Wilton Santos, inked by Edvan Alves, colored by Raul Angulo, and lettered by @blambot.bsky.social!
gamerant.com/dark-horse-f...
Dungeons & Dragons: The Fallbacks!
Written by yours truly, penciled by Wilton Santos, inked by Edvan Alves, colored by Raul Angulo, and lettered by @blambot.bsky.social!
gamerant.com/dark-horse-f...
Dark Horse Reveals Its First Official Dungeons and Dragons Comic Series The Fallbacks [EXCLUSIVE]
Game Rant gets an exclusive early look at the first-ever Dungeons and Dragons comic book series from hit publisher Dark Horse Comics.
gamerant.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
HEY I'M WRITING A DUNGEONS & DRAGONS COMIC FOR @darkhorse.com!
Dungeons & Dragons: The Fallbacks!
Written by yours truly, penciled by Wilton Santos, inked by Edvan Alves, colored by Raul Angulo, and lettered by @blambot.bsky.social!
gamerant.com/dark-horse-f...
Dungeons & Dragons: The Fallbacks!
Written by yours truly, penciled by Wilton Santos, inked by Edvan Alves, colored by Raul Angulo, and lettered by @blambot.bsky.social!
gamerant.com/dark-horse-f...
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Streaming Nethack, going for 6th ascension in a row. Continuing game from the other night.
www.twitch.tv/spazm9000
www.twitch.tv/spazm9000
spazm9000 - Twitch
Playing various games, might be streaming some nethack
www.twitch.tv
June 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Streaming Nethack, going for 6th ascension in a row. Continuing game from the other night.
www.twitch.tv/spazm9000
www.twitch.tv/spazm9000
Best news all day
June 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Best news all day
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The louder the show makes the point that other beings' genitals or lack thereof is none of your goddamn business so shut the fuck up, the worse those reviewers who couldn't shut up about Murderbot's crotch situation look.
June 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The louder the show makes the point that other beings' genitals or lack thereof is none of your goddamn business so shut the fuck up, the worse those reviewers who couldn't shut up about Murderbot's crotch situation look.
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I’ve had this one bookmarked for over a decade now. Panel 3 is perfection
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-1...
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-1...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2013-12-18
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2013-12-18
www.smbc-comics.com
June 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’ve had this one bookmarked for over a decade now. Panel 3 is perfection
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-1...
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-1...
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“Only when there’s no defender between the striker and the goalie when the ball is kicked to them.”
April 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“Only when there’s no defender between the striker and the goalie when the ball is kicked to them.”
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Thank you for calling this out, fuck this manuscripts account this is abhorrent.
In a time where AI is killing artists, the last fucking thing we goddamn need is tearing down artists who try. This infuriates me. It's cruelty disguised as humor.
In a time where AI is killing artists, the last fucking thing we goddamn need is tearing down artists who try. This infuriates me. It's cruelty disguised as humor.
The way this shit is absolutely unethical and just downright stupid and mean. Like congrats on your over 6K followers @un-manuscripts.bsky.social as well as turning off replies and reposts on this post because you know people are going to be calling you out on your shit babe 🥰
April 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thank you for calling this out, fuck this manuscripts account this is abhorrent.
In a time where AI is killing artists, the last fucking thing we goddamn need is tearing down artists who try. This infuriates me. It's cruelty disguised as humor.
In a time where AI is killing artists, the last fucking thing we goddamn need is tearing down artists who try. This infuriates me. It's cruelty disguised as humor.
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Thank you for your service. Now don't let the screen door hit your ass on the way out.
April 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thank you for your service. Now don't let the screen door hit your ass on the way out.
Final Fantasy VI
Morrowind
Baldur's Gate 2
Mass Effect
Morrowind
Baldur's Gate 2
Mass Effect
This came up in a slack discussion the other day: what would be on your personal Mount Rushmore of RPGs? (For non-Americans, this means 4 games)
For me, it's Star Wars KOTOR, Mass Effect 1, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and Ys Book I & II (TG-16 CD-ROM).
For me, it's Star Wars KOTOR, Mass Effect 1, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and Ys Book I & II (TG-16 CD-ROM).
April 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Final Fantasy VI
Morrowind
Baldur's Gate 2
Mass Effect
Morrowind
Baldur's Gate 2
Mass Effect
Nintendo really missed a golden opportunity by not calling it the Super Switch
April 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Nintendo really missed a golden opportunity by not calling it the Super Switch
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i'm so stoked for the murderbot show for a number of reasons but chief among them is that it's pretty rare that SFF written by not-men gets optioned and then actually adapted and filmed and released and i want to see this succeed so that there can be more
April 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i'm so stoked for the murderbot show for a number of reasons but chief among them is that it's pretty rare that SFF written by not-men gets optioned and then actually adapted and filmed and released and i want to see this succeed so that there can be more
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Time for some #OldSchoolDungeonsAndDragons! Tonight: House on Hangman's Hill (1981), by Jon Mattson.
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Time for some #OldSchoolDungeonsAndDragons! Tonight: House on Hangman's Hill (1981), by Jon Mattson.
I have to clear a path for my dog or else she won't go potty.
November 9, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I have to clear a path for my dog or else she won't go potty.
Just picked up the Factorio: Space Age DLC and started a new game after not playing for about 8 months.
I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HOW TO BUILD THE SIMPLEST OF STRUCTURES!
I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HOW TO BUILD THE SIMPLEST OF STRUCTURES!
November 9, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Just picked up the Factorio: Space Age DLC and started a new game after not playing for about 8 months.
I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HOW TO BUILD THE SIMPLEST OF STRUCTURES!
I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HOW TO BUILD THE SIMPLEST OF STRUCTURES!
Steve Kornacki has his doomer instructions tonight
November 6, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Steve Kornacki has his doomer instructions tonight
No Blexas this time around.
November 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM
No Blexas this time around.