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Rob 🏳️‍🌈
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Hummus-loving plant-botherer.
Dedicating my life to ensuring that Liz Kendall never achieves Inbox Zero.
He/him.

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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The literal Habeas Corpus Act, the thing itself! was enacted to destroy Star Chamber and everything it represented about arbitrary tyranny masquerading as 'justice''.

That was 1640.

How we doin' there mister Lawyer Labour Prime Minister? How we doin'?
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The Food Network is non-stop Christmas specials, which is remarkably relaxing given that I wouldn’t eat 90% of what they’re cooking
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I know zero real scientists who say this.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Trial by jury is now “gaming the system” why are you clapping for fascism Pippa? And also you mean DEFENDANTS.
It comes after our @jessicaelgot.bsky.social revealed that criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury to increase chances of proceedings collapsing - and that govt was planning radical changes to limit jury trials by next election.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
By the start on the spring term, however…
'But skills minister Jacqui Smith (pictured right), whose brief includes higher education, and the Office for Students chief executive Susan Lapworth disputed that a provider was on the brink.

“I do not think that before the end of the year there is an imminent collapse,” Smith said.' 3/3
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jesus Christ, what power-hungry, authoritarian batshittery is this?

Lammy about to put out ‘the lamp that shows our freedom lives’.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Considering spending the next few years of my life as an impoverished recluse that doesn’t leave the house and lives only on chick peas and potatoes. So far I can’t think of any down sides.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Any crack-hot investigative journalist gonna explore how you do a racism that is not ‘hurtful or insulting’ (I dunno, maybe even talk to some people of colour?) , or are we just going to let this stand?
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”

Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school

@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sunday Rob after a nice lie-in: spends the afternoon batch-cooking tasty healthy food for the week.

Monday Rob after a day at work: Wangs sausage, hash browns in the air fryer and baked beans on the hob.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oooh, found a Nigella Christmas special from way back in 2000 on TV. She’s just given her pomegranates a right good beating and is now chopping her macadamias.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Finally felt moved to do something. Spinach and potato curry bubbling away on the hob.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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#TodayInQueerHistory
November 23 (1991)
Freddie Mercury says to the press:

"Following enormous conjecture in the press, I wish to confirm that I have been tested HIV positive and have AIDS. I felt it correct to keep this information private in order to protect the privacy of those around me.
🧵1/2
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Indeed, but the article is more concerned about the racist Prevent scheme being overwhelmed and rendered useless, which would actually be quite a welcome own goal.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Palestine Action ban could lead to people being wrongly criminalised, Home Office official says
Exclusive: Member of homeland security group says anti-terrorism Prevent scheme risks being overwhelmed by Palestine advocates
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Spending Sunday morning watching old episodes of The Bill again. It’s scintillating stuff. A bomb has gone off at a local school, but it’s ok, PC Garfield has arrived on the scene in an Austin Metro.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Home made tomato and basil soup with home made crusty bread. God-tier tea. No photos because I scoffed it too quickly.
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Remember. We know these drugs are safe. There is no need to do any of this.
The “Pathways” trial is, IMO on more than one level, a thoroughly unethical piece of “research” to be carrying out on children, especially children who are part of a marginalised minority.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Under new NHS puberty blocker trial protocols, trans youth are being subjected to more than 50 assessments, intrusive exams, and over 13 hours of intrusive testing - just to access lifesaving healthcare

It demands young people re-live distress & undergo intimate examinations

#ConversionPractices
Trans Young People Face 50+ Tests and Hours of Intrusive Assessments in the PATHWAYS Puberty…
The publication of the PATHWAYS puberty blocker trial protocols reveals how trans young people are required to complete more than fifty…
medium.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’ve been outside and it was very wet and there were lots of horses wearing hi-vis horse jackets. I do not recommend leaving the house.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I agree, sign in café, I agree.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM