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This all started bc Seth Meyers made fun of Trump for being racist and Trump decided to break the world as revenge
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This all started bc Seth Meyers made fun of Trump for being racist and Trump decided to break the world as revenge
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Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.
are there any holidays commemorating when someone died, or is this going to be the first?
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 PM
are there any holidays commemorating when someone died, or is this going to be the first?
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how i look stealing food off your plate
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
how i look stealing food off your plate
god made seals before he could really draw hands or feet
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
god made seals before he could really draw hands or feet
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
Goddamn, Minnesotans going so fucking hard right now. Turns out frigid winters and brutal summers build so much character that it's enough to overpower the entire federal government. You absolutely love to see it
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Goddamn, Minnesotans going so fucking hard right now. Turns out frigid winters and brutal summers build so much character that it's enough to overpower the entire federal government. You absolutely love to see it
where's the scene in Zootopia where Judy Hopps poops at night and then eats the poop to extract additional nutrients?
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
where's the scene in Zootopia where Judy Hopps poops at night and then eats the poop to extract additional nutrients?
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
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in the avengers movies do hulk and black widow ever fuck or just pine for each other
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
in the avengers movies do hulk and black widow ever fuck or just pine for each other
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if i had a camel i would gemtly pat it humps an say there there
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
if i had a camel i would gemtly pat it humps an say there there
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
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video games are escapism like i want to escape to a world where i die over and over and get shot and expploded and die
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
video games are escapism like i want to escape to a world where i die over and over and get shot and expploded and die
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You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
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A recurring bit of Canadian politics is the cyclical conservative outrage over giving government money to David Cronenberg for his various slug movies
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A recurring bit of Canadian politics is the cyclical conservative outrage over giving government money to David Cronenberg for his various slug movies
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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you're exploring an ancient temple and step on a trap but all that happens is a guy with a gun walks up and shoots you
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
you're exploring an ancient temple and step on a trap but all that happens is a guy with a gun walks up and shoots you
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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
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Sorry I stopped interacting with your account, in my dream you were in league with The Eternal Worm
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Sorry I stopped interacting with your account, in my dream you were in league with The Eternal Worm