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Rumpole of the Bayou
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PhD Candidate in US History • Writing on C19 Newspapers • Appellate Lawyer
I’m intrigued;

LBJ is one of the top 5 most fascinating Americans ever
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My phone corrected “mootness” to “moonless”

In what world are people saying moonless a bunch?
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Move over Bede, a new Venerable just dropped
it is not customary for such venerable leviathans to be at all social
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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A Texas A&M University appeals panel has unanimously ruled that the school was “not justified” when it fired a lecturer who had been accused of teaching a course that recognized more than two genders.
Texas A&M Wrong to Fire Professor Melissa McCoul Over Gender Lesson, Panel Rules
The firing put the school at the center of national debates over gender identity and academic freedom. A faculty panel ruled unanimously against the termination.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Thinking about Andrew Cuomo’s big gambit that only he could stand up to Trump, fuckin LOL that he wound up getting Trump’s endorsement (aka the Kiss of Death) and then Mamdani kinda dogwalked the President yesterday, way to go centrist libs!
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just found out “Übergang” is German for transition

They’re wasting an incredible word with such a pedestrian meaning
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I have no idea what to make of the Trump-Mamdani meeting or the announcement from Marjorie Taylor Greene, but they should be a clear reminder of the importance of contingency in historical events.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Anyone know of research on the 50-year commemoration of the U.S. Constitution in 1837? All I have found so far is Milton Klein's 1995 article “Mythologizing the U.S. Constitution.” I am working with a high school teacher who wants to use Van Buren's inaugural address to analyze the commemoration.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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T: so I hear she’s working on a sequel to Monsoon Wedding

Z: I... what

T: I’m a big fan of the original. Hilarious.

Z: um, thanks?

T: can you ask her if there’s an uncle I can play

Z: … sure
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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It’s the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Trump if Mamdani was WH chief of staff:
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!

Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No relief for stationery sources?
Maybe the govt could buy a few million worth of fountain pens & fancy paper?
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP SIGNS PROCLAMATION TO GIVE 'REGULATORY RELIEF' FOR CERTAIN STATIONARY SOURCES TO PROMOTE AMERICAN COKE OVEN PROCESSING SECURITY
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Don Jr response: “Coke, you say?”
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP SIGNS PROCLAMATION TO GIVE 'REGULATORY RELIEF' FOR CERTAIN STATIONARY SOURCES TO PROMOTE AMERICAN COKE OVEN PROCESSING SECURITY
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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So, yeah, I ordered the code red
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Does anyone do tattoo removal? Made a bad call late yesterday.
U.S. Coast Guard Backtracks After ‘Fake’ Report on Hate-Symbols Policy
The Armed Forces branch said it will review an upcoming policy change on swastikas and nooses after a Washington Post exposé that the Department of Homeland Security called “fake crap.”
time.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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In a profession where the most prominent journalists are increasingly jockeying for position on the best-seller lists and talk show circuits, you'd think one of them would've figured out that punching the bully back would be the most effective way to distance themselves from the pack.
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Grok would elon win baseball contest with Shohei Ohtani

Grok: Shohei has some accolades but Elon’s experience managing world class companies give him the edge. After all, what is pitching and hitting compared to conquering space?

Grok will Elon kiss human woman

Grok: look it’s complicated
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is why the Tik Tok grandma didn’t want people asking questions about where Rachel Maddow was
"siri give me one image that shows why oliver loathes politics and the media"
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My new response when asked how it’s going:
it’s a wicked world in all meridians
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM