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From: A Very Famous Rich Guy
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subj: Opening the seal

I look forward to reading from the Black Book with you this weekend. May the blessings of Mammon continue to fall upon us.

From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: A Very Famous Rich Guy
Subj: Re: Opening the seal

9 p./m.. txt wen u arive
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Good lord imagine being in a photo with the world’s most notorious dead pedophile and being the creepiest looking one.
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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I think what's missing from the 'QAnon/TrueAnon is real!' posts is that this is actually a good example of how this actually worked:
- most people aren't pedophiles, but they do like money, and consider associating with a billionaire pedophile a small price to pay for being around it
Honestly, what I'm noticing more than a comparatively small subset of billionaire assholes and/or sweaty academics actively seeking his sex slave reserves is how little effect being a convicted sex offender had on his non-euphemistic social life - the invites and the dinner parties did not even slow
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Was this article written by the alcohol industry?
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Shot / chaser
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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This is what I keep thinking about and the conclusions are bleak.
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.

If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Mayor Pete does not have many uses but he’s somehow found some sort of Dune cadence he can use on Fox News that puts whoever he is talking to in a trance and allows him to speak for five uninterrupted minutes
Buttigieg on Fox News: "Seeing an American taken to the ground, having his gun removed, being shot in the back 10 times, then having the govt say he was a terrorist all along based on no evidence.. those are kinds of things that as painful as they are, can actually bring together a lot of Americans"
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Not a great week for anyone with a verse on Monster
Jay-Z and Pusha T are also in the Epstein files????????

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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remember..it was Bill Barr's father (who was a weird dude as well) who hired a young Jeffrey Epstein to teach at Dalton, the private high school
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Obsessed with the fact that he was kicked off XBOX but it was just normal and natural to be at dinner parties with Larry Summers and David Brooks.
January 30, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Lulz
January 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Vivian has some receipts on social media
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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ICE are running around in the streets using facial recognition on random people and telling anyone filming them they're a domestic terrorist and Democrats solution is to equip every ICE agent with their very own body-worn surveillance camera
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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More images of this agent “NS-919,” one of two who shot Pretti and a main instigator of the Pretti incident— from January 21.

NS-919 pushed the woman that started the Pretti violence on January 24.
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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This guy owns the CSAM machine and just got outed in the Epstein Files asking for an invite to the "wildest party" the world's biggest pedophile was having that weekend. Connect the fucking dots here and it's clear he's literally the man in someone's living nightmares of their childhood trauma
The "woke programming" here is that the character has two moms.

Notable how quickly the right moved from their feigned concern about children's medicine and athletics to outright gay-bashing.
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
Dept. of Justice over here like pornhub
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM