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Giant Hole Swallowing Up Your House Added To List Of Things To Worry About https://theonion.com/giant-hole-swallowing-up-your-house-added-to-list-of-th-1819574628/
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Giant Hole Swallowing Up Your House Added To List Of Things To Worry About https://theonion.com/giant-hole-swallowing-up-your-house-added-to-list-of-th-1819574628/
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Aren't you FURIOUS about it? Aren't you SEETHING at this incredibly stupid thing said by this complete rando you'd never heard of until I took the initiative to show it to you?
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Aren't you FURIOUS about it? Aren't you SEETHING at this incredibly stupid thing said by this complete rando you'd never heard of until I took the initiative to show it to you?
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The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
Can this please be the death knell of this fucking fad?
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Can this please be the death knell of this fucking fad?
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog https://theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approval-of-cool-dog/
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog https://theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approval-of-cool-dog/
People criticize ChatGPT by calling it a fancy autocomplete, but I’m starting to think there’s a fair number of humans that work the same way.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
People criticize ChatGPT by calling it a fancy autocomplete, but I’m starting to think there’s a fair number of humans that work the same way.
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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Every so often my brain will provide the Mega Man X4 boss intro music to text like this
October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Every so often my brain will provide the Mega Man X4 boss intro music to text like this
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Can you feel them?
October 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can you feel them?
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Don't eat an an entire jar of Lao Gan Ma like a bear pawing honey out of a beehive immediately before bed kids. Learned this the hard way
July 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Don't eat an an entire jar of Lao Gan Ma like a bear pawing honey out of a beehive immediately before bed kids. Learned this the hard way
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just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
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this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of
June 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of
I wonder how many of the Spam flavors would make good Oreo flavors, and vice versa.
June 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I wonder how many of the Spam flavors would make good Oreo flavors, and vice versa.
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
June 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
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1 part busty yakuza mama-san
1 part costume design, kimono + business suit
and some minions, as a treat
1 part costume design, kimono + business suit
and some minions, as a treat
May 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
1 part busty yakuza mama-san
1 part costume design, kimono + business suit
and some minions, as a treat
1 part costume design, kimono + business suit
and some minions, as a treat
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Not gonna lie, that's 25 more pope-tagged pieces than I was expecting to see
May 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Not gonna lie, that's 25 more pope-tagged pieces than I was expecting to see