Sandwich “Ham” Frankenstein
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Freelance librarian/artist/Simmer/New Waver/connoisseur of fine Macintoshes/snarkout boy. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. @staceythecat.bsky.social is my kitty. Banner by Michael Green. 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ☭ 🤠
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"Ham" is short for "Hamtrak"
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some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result
The problem w/my generation’s men is that girls were raised with girl power and Hillary and boys were raised with a total void where the gender-positive messages from trusted adults should’ve gone. Thus, the void was left to be filled by lessons from daytime movies on HBO and Comedy Central
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The problem w/my generation’s men is that girls were raised with girl power and Hillary and boys were raised with a total void where the gender-positive messages from trusted adults should’ve gone. Thus, the void was left to be filled by lessons from daytime movies on HBO and Comedy Central
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Men’s Pocky is just dark chocolate. “Men” meaning “adults.” It was the best Pocky and they had to stop making it because the chocolate had plastic in it or something. I’m sure they can fix that now though
I just think if they started making Men's Pocky again, it would end up solving a lot of other problems downstream
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Men’s Pocky is just dark chocolate. “Men” meaning “adults.” It was the best Pocky and they had to stop making it because the chocolate had plastic in it or something. I’m sure they can fix that now though
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Being old used to mean exhibiting a gritty resolve that inspired the youth with the stoic resilience to survive two world wars but now it means seeing the world "email" and immediately saying "eee-mail" in the Homestar Runner voice.
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Being old used to mean exhibiting a gritty resolve that inspired the youth with the stoic resilience to survive two world wars but now it means seeing the world "email" and immediately saying "eee-mail" in the Homestar Runner voice.
I would happily trade in all my Sims neighborhoods for one giant Willow Creek with a ton of lots if it made the game even a tiny bit more stable. I don't want a billion little placesI just want to take one place and make it rich with my own made-up history and lore.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I would happily trade in all my Sims neighborhoods for one giant Willow Creek with a ton of lots if it made the game even a tiny bit more stable. I don't want a billion little placesI just want to take one place and make it rich with my own made-up history and lore.
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Hybrid 1080p HD Upscale Test : 46s
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hybrid 1080p HD Upscale Test : 46s
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Living in your hometown is: when you see a man who looks just like your freshman crush – tiny bit older, curly salt n pepper hair, thick eyebrows, big smile, band T-shirt– but then you remember no, my freshman crush moved to a Carolina and looks like an angry thumb in Oakleys and a Punisher vest
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Living in your hometown is: when you see a man who looks just like your freshman crush – tiny bit older, curly salt n pepper hair, thick eyebrows, big smile, band T-shirt– but then you remember no, my freshman crush moved to a Carolina and looks like an angry thumb in Oakleys and a Punisher vest
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I once got in an argument with a Norwegian coworker who said that America never created any real culture. I pointed out things like jazz and he was like “but really that’s African and Caribbean,” so finally I landed on ranch dressing, and I am proud to confirm that we got that goin for us
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I once got in an argument with a Norwegian coworker who said that America never created any real culture. I pointed out things like jazz and he was like “but really that’s African and Caribbean,” so finally I landed on ranch dressing, and I am proud to confirm that we got that goin for us
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Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness
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It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
When I was growing up the only comics in the house were in the newspaper and in two Zippy anthologies given to us by my cool aunt in SF. Consequently, I learned how to read from Zippy and honestly, if you’re going to learn to read from any “underground comix” Zippy is the best one by miles and miles
In conclusion there was only ever one good alt-comix guy, it definitely wasn't Harvey Pekar or Bob Crumb, he was in the comics section of every paper and he's never received a fraction of the love he deserves
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When I was growing up the only comics in the house were in the newspaper and in two Zippy anthologies given to us by my cool aunt in SF. Consequently, I learned how to read from Zippy and honestly, if you’re going to learn to read from any “underground comix” Zippy is the best one by miles and miles
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Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
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A vintage toy emporium opened around the corner from my house and I really need to see if they have the Starr dolls from 1980. Mattel used to try a series of “these are definitely for sure teenagers” dolls (vs Barbie, who’s a teenager when you need her to be) every few years and I love them all
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A vintage toy emporium opened around the corner from my house and I really need to see if they have the Starr dolls from 1980. Mattel used to try a series of “these are definitely for sure teenagers” dolls (vs Barbie, who’s a teenager when you need her to be) every few years and I love them all
I think… if you show me a picture of a child from the 80s, I can tell immediately if they’re Canadian or not. Not sure tho.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I think… if you show me a picture of a child from the 80s, I can tell immediately if they’re Canadian or not. Not sure tho.
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conservative christians are “drinking the kool aid” in a mass suicide pact, after shocking new evidence surfaces, proving once and for all, that Jesus was in fact trangender, and they had huge honkers, while also sporting a girthy hog.
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
conservative christians are “drinking the kool aid” in a mass suicide pact, after shocking new evidence surfaces, proving once and for all, that Jesus was in fact trangender, and they had huge honkers, while also sporting a girthy hog.
Every once in a while someone reposts this and I get a handful of new likes n’ pals. Hello.
"Ham" is short for "Hamtrak"
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Every once in a while someone reposts this and I get a handful of new likes n’ pals. Hello.
1/3 of my days: 😭 just knowing me is a horrifying ordeal 😭
2/3: 🤠 just knowing me is a horrifying ordeal 🤠
2/3: 🤠 just knowing me is a horrifying ordeal 🤠
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
1/3 of my days: 😭 just knowing me is a horrifying ordeal 😭
2/3: 🤠 just knowing me is a horrifying ordeal 🤠
2/3: 🤠 just knowing me is a horrifying ordeal 🤠
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Timeline cleanse: Pyaari, per usual, being dressed in her saris and bindis and jewelry by the Indian mom who originally claimed she never wanted the family to adopt a cat.
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pyaari got a sari 🌸🌸🌸 #cats #kitten #cat #catmom #pets #memes #funnycatvideos #funny
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December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Timeline cleanse: Pyaari, per usual, being dressed in her saris and bindis and jewelry by the Indian mom who originally claimed she never wanted the family to adopt a cat.
youtube.com/shorts/pqWMB...
youtube.com/shorts/pqWMB...
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baseball should in fact add obstacles and hazards to the field of play
52 years ago, Monument Park at Yankee Stadium was actually on the field and those three giant stone slabs were in play. Seriously.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
baseball should in fact add obstacles and hazards to the field of play
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Do you refer to movies, books, songs, videos, poems, paintings, theater, religious texts, philosophy, last words, marriage proposals, a child’s first word, pet names, the cries of the wounded as:
1. Content
2. Product
3. Click bait
4. Advertising chum
5. Pathetic Human chattering
6. Merger bait
1. Content
2. Product
3. Click bait
4. Advertising chum
5. Pathetic Human chattering
6. Merger bait
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Do you refer to movies, books, songs, videos, poems, paintings, theater, religious texts, philosophy, last words, marriage proposals, a child’s first word, pet names, the cries of the wounded as:
1. Content
2. Product
3. Click bait
4. Advertising chum
5. Pathetic Human chattering
6. Merger bait
1. Content
2. Product
3. Click bait
4. Advertising chum
5. Pathetic Human chattering
6. Merger bait