it takes a lot to make a stew

when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

To make up for how Power Rangers is an old Japanese show they filmed additional scenes with Americans for we should do the opposite and make the casts of Law & Order SVU and Grey’s Anatomy stop a couple times an episode to fight people in werewolf costumes

The minions at the CLUELESS national shoe store chain remind everyone today that TGIF means Toes Go In First.
#joke

gonna open an Archie McPhee-style novelty store and call it Goofy Doovers

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Aunt sent this to me: "You could almost adapt 'Frogs in the Glen' to 'Frogs in Portland'."

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

Experimenting with a new concept using @queermedieval.bsky.social’s Portland Frog woodcut. Embracing goofiness as protest.

the Lesser Belush spends most of his time in Oregon now and I'm dying to see him try that here

It's never a bad time to bring up that we

a b s o l u t e l y

have the resources and ability to provide housing, food, clothing, healthcare, and education to everyone at no direct cost to the individual; and we just choose not to do it.

Felt cute. Might go on a murder spree later, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

Portland:

Me and bone broth are so tight these days I just call it b broth

Anyone who understands that the cat is out of the bag can see that the data centers are just effigies to Moloch churning out slop to torture the binary thinkers in the world who can’t handle uncertainty. If you recognize the futility of the effort, and work against it, a bright future awaits beyond.

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child talking about violent protests being conducted by Antifa? know the signs:

LOL: lesbian orgy later
FWIW: furry waifus in Washington
ROFLMAOPMP: raunchy ostriches fisting leftist marsupials arousing onlookers; Portland, man, Portland
WTF: where’s that frog

So when I hear of students being encouraged to use GPT in college I don’t hear innovation. I hear cognitive atrophy, the inability to think critically for oneself, and total dependence on vulnerable centralized repositories of data for knowledge without ever understanding how knowledge is generated.

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

STORY: ORANGE MAN LIE AGAIN

OLD WAY: “CRITICS SAY STATEMENT MAY BE MISLEADING.”

ANIMAL WAY: HIT KICK DRUM, YELL “LIE!” HIT TAMBOURINE, WHISPER “but other side lie too” IN SOFTEST MIKE JOHNSON VOICE.