SapphicSelene
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She/Her - 34 - Episcopalian (The gay as fuck US Anglican Church) ✝️ - AnCom - Himejoshi - Chronic Weeb
Occasionally reblogs left-wing Christian opinions and NSFW yuri art. Reader beware 👻
Located in so-called Springfield Oregon
Occasionally reblogs left-wing Christian opinions and NSFW yuri art. Reader beware 👻
Located in so-called Springfield Oregon
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Any time there is a moment to stop and review what we've learned, this music from Famicom Detective Club Part 2 plays in my head.
youtu.be/E7BA3O8AsRY?...
youtu.be/E7BA3O8AsRY?...
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Any time there is a moment to stop and review what we've learned, this music from Famicom Detective Club Part 2 plays in my head.
youtu.be/E7BA3O8AsRY?...
youtu.be/E7BA3O8AsRY?...
Nijika Ichiji was the Little Drummer Girl at the Birth of Christ 🥺(Kanon Matsubara had the position last year)
a girl is playing drums in a band
Alt: A chibi version of Nijika from Bocchi the Rock playing her drums.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nijika Ichiji was the Little Drummer Girl at the Birth of Christ 🥺(Kanon Matsubara had the position last year)
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超 VERY BAD な気分！
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
超 VERY BAD な気分！
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Conversations with my twin out of context: "The A in IRA stands for Ami"
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Conversations with my twin out of context: "The A in IRA stands for Ami"
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Killed that motherfucker Slim Shady. I waited in a bathroom nearby Mom's Spaghetti and ambushed him with my smuggled red silenced gun. Those employees smoking nearby sure were shocked lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Killed that motherfucker Slim Shady. I waited in a bathroom nearby Mom's Spaghetti and ambushed him with my smuggled red silenced gun. Those employees smoking nearby sure were shocked lol
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Breaking News: Ishinomaki Kindergartener has a white cat, likes playing tag and tragically wants to be a cop when they grow up
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Breaking News: Ishinomaki Kindergartener has a white cat, likes playing tag and tragically wants to be a cop when they grow up
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I love how Gorō here defending the in-universe anime "Resolution! Alien Boy" makes for a great excuse for the mangaka to address criticisms of "Invasion! Squid Girl". "...would you really want to see an alien (Squid) waltz into earth and massacre everyone?" among other things too long to post here.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I love how Gorō here defending the in-universe anime "Resolution! Alien Boy" makes for a great excuse for the mangaka to address criticisms of "Invasion! Squid Girl". "...would you really want to see an alien (Squid) waltz into earth and massacre everyone?" among other things too long to post here.
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really like how in super mario land the invincibility star theme is the can can. mario can do the can can and every enemy that asks if he can do the can can gets splattered
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
really like how in super mario land the invincibility star theme is the can can. mario can do the can can and every enemy that asks if he can do the can can gets splattered
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THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTH WITH ALL ITS SEX
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTH WITH ALL ITS SEX
Cotton is trending? Well hopefully it leads to her getting her precious Willow candy quicker lol
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Cotton is trending? Well hopefully it leads to her getting her precious Willow candy quicker lol
The progesterone has worn off* 😔
*I've had the nursery upgrade in Stardew Valley for days and Penny hasn't asked for kids yet
*I've had the nursery upgrade in Stardew Valley for days and Penny hasn't asked for kids yet
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The progesterone has worn off* 😔
*I've had the nursery upgrade in Stardew Valley for days and Penny hasn't asked for kids yet
*I've had the nursery upgrade in Stardew Valley for days and Penny hasn't asked for kids yet
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Seriously, there's something about secular liberals and lefties of above-average intelligence and literacy that makes them particularly vulnerable to being exactly, precisely wrong about Buddhism.
One of my number one pet peeves with respect to western perceptions of Buddhism is that it gets treated as either a minus sign in front of the Bad Bits of Christianity or as Generic California Hippyshit, neither of which take actually-existing Buddhism into account.
Buddhism isn't something you can project your perceptions on. It is a religion with movements and reactionary waves like all the others
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Seriously, there's something about secular liberals and lefties of above-average intelligence and literacy that makes them particularly vulnerable to being exactly, precisely wrong about Buddhism.
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The Noble Eightfold Path to unlocking growth by aligning organizational synergies
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The Noble Eightfold Path to unlocking growth by aligning organizational synergies
I learned just now that there is a virtual tour of the Church of the Holy Sepulchure. I took next Holy Week off for vacation, so I'll definitely do it then (maybe on Good Friday).
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I learned just now that there is a virtual tour of the Church of the Holy Sepulchure. I took next Holy Week off for vacation, so I'll definitely do it then (maybe on Good Friday).
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when the gridlock deepens 😳
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
when the gridlock deepens 😳
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The thing about all the anti-trans sports panic: people argue this stuff while talking about elite level sports, but because there aren't actually a ton of superhuman trans women blowing away the competition, the people actually affected end up being those who play sports for fun/socialization
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The thing about all the anti-trans sports panic: people argue this stuff while talking about elite level sports, but because there aren't actually a ton of superhuman trans women blowing away the competition, the people actually affected end up being those who play sports for fun/socialization
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She's about to play Doom on the e-reader.
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
She's about to play Doom on the e-reader.
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WING CHUN (Yuen Woo-ping, 1994)
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
WING CHUN (Yuen Woo-ping, 1994)
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My people come from what's now southern Turkey. I've only ever been to the Republic of Armenia once, and one of the most memorable things about that visit was the buses that said BARF in big red letters.
Turns out it was a laundry detergent.
Turns out it was a laundry detergent.
March 23, 2024 at 8:25 PM
My people come from what's now southern Turkey. I've only ever been to the Republic of Armenia once, and one of the most memorable things about that visit was the buses that said BARF in big red letters.
Turns out it was a laundry detergent.
Turns out it was a laundry detergent.
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And if you don't properly clean out the bucket and replace the mop head, you'll be making a perpetual stew of nasty ass water that'll leave streaks on the floor.
New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
And if you don't properly clean out the bucket and replace the mop head, you'll be making a perpetual stew of nasty ass water that'll leave streaks on the floor.