Saucefire
@saucefire.bsky.social
he/him
mini painter
award winning dm (retired)
self obsessed internet troll
mental health enthusiast
mini painter
award winning dm (retired)
self obsessed internet troll
mental health enthusiast
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Winning strategy - always vote for the winning team, then you never lose!
Which team should I vote for?
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Winning strategy - always vote for the winning team, then you never lose!
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Which team should I vote for?
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Which team should I vote for?
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February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
man, ER fans got the pitt, with its reasonable production schedule and 15 episode seasons. Can we get more X-Files? Like, just two actors with chemistry fighting monsters of the week? Don't forget conspiracies, we've got lots of those!! Maybe one of them kisses the Mothman.
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
man, ER fans got the pitt, with its reasonable production schedule and 15 episode seasons. Can we get more X-Files? Like, just two actors with chemistry fighting monsters of the week? Don't forget conspiracies, we've got lots of those!! Maybe one of them kisses the Mothman.
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I’m finally running a home Humblewood game and my friend Claire who is an illustrator drew her Gallus, Penny 😭 she isn’t on here, but you can follow her on instagram! www.instagram.com/picturemonger @hitpointpress.bsky.social 💚
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I’m finally running a home Humblewood game and my friend Claire who is an illustrator drew her Gallus, Penny 😭 she isn’t on here, but you can follow her on instagram! www.instagram.com/picturemonger @hitpointpress.bsky.social 💚
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SUNDAY: Joining me live on stream this weekend is the illustrious Matthew Mercer!
We’ll be talking about our attack ad, video games, DND characters, and more! Tune in this Super Bowl Sunday at 7PM CT on Twitch or YouTube.
Drop some questions below :)
@matthewmercer.bsky.social
We’ll be talking about our attack ad, video games, DND characters, and more! Tune in this Super Bowl Sunday at 7PM CT on Twitch or YouTube.
Drop some questions below :)
@matthewmercer.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
SUNDAY: Joining me live on stream this weekend is the illustrious Matthew Mercer!
We’ll be talking about our attack ad, video games, DND characters, and more! Tune in this Super Bowl Sunday at 7PM CT on Twitch or YouTube.
Drop some questions below :)
@matthewmercer.bsky.social
We’ll be talking about our attack ad, video games, DND characters, and more! Tune in this Super Bowl Sunday at 7PM CT on Twitch or YouTube.
Drop some questions below :)
@matthewmercer.bsky.social
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February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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this is the part where i tell you ive known for months
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
this is the part where i tell you ive known for months
Riley continues to be a lil creampuff, in case anyone was curious.
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Riley continues to be a lil creampuff, in case anyone was curious.
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Deadline is 11am Friday. Come on WA
Hey Washingtonians: Millionaire's Tax dropped. Sign in PRO
app.leg.wa.gov/csi/Senate?s...
app.leg.wa.gov/csi/Senate?s...
CSI
app.leg.wa.gov
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Deadline is 11am Friday. Come on WA
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Me and my Battle Buddy on our way to slay some monsters. (They had to pause the game because my leg got trapped in a folding chair)
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Me and my Battle Buddy on our way to slay some monsters. (They had to pause the game because my leg got trapped in a folding chair)
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You ever wanted to play the Knight or Hornet in Draw Steel? You wanna have a funky little bug dude in your group of Heroes?
My submission for Ancestries of the Timescape lets you play a cute-weird little guy who either has neat bug parts or tied to an alien god!
like-the-jeans.itch.io/nestlings
My submission for Ancestries of the Timescape lets you play a cute-weird little guy who either has neat bug parts or tied to an alien god!
like-the-jeans.itch.io/nestlings
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 AM
You ever wanted to play the Knight or Hornet in Draw Steel? You wanna have a funky little bug dude in your group of Heroes?
My submission for Ancestries of the Timescape lets you play a cute-weird little guy who either has neat bug parts or tied to an alien god!
like-the-jeans.itch.io/nestlings
My submission for Ancestries of the Timescape lets you play a cute-weird little guy who either has neat bug parts or tied to an alien god!
like-the-jeans.itch.io/nestlings
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Am Live!!
Back after taking all of January off! We are chatting then gaming!!
twitch.tv/dndjordanlea
Back after taking all of January off! We are chatting then gaming!!
twitch.tv/dndjordanlea
a woman is peeking out of a door and saying `` i 'm back '' while holding a book .
ALT: a woman is peeking out of a door and saying `` i 'm back '' while holding a book .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Am Live!!
Back after taking all of January off! We are chatting then gaming!!
twitch.tv/dndjordanlea
Back after taking all of January off! We are chatting then gaming!!
twitch.tv/dndjordanlea
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I just realised this is releasing on my BIRTHDAY which means if you love me you are legally obliged to watch it on the first day and say "wow Anne so funny so talented so terrifying so cool"
@panictable.bsky.social is running my slasher/thriller game, HOW'S MY DRIVING this Thursday with some incredible gamers! (There is even a small cameo by me!)
@spooky-oh-no.bsky.social @annethegnome.bsky.social @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social
@spooky-oh-no.bsky.social @annethegnome.bsky.social @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I just realised this is releasing on my BIRTHDAY which means if you love me you are legally obliged to watch it on the first day and say "wow Anne so funny so talented so terrifying so cool"
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February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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For those who don't know, Cajuns as an ethnicity, only exist because in 1755 the English entered Acadia in Nova Scotia and burned villages, destroyed property, and round up more than 80% of the local Acadians, forced them on boats, broke up families, and sent them out to sea.
Thousands died.
1/5
Thousands died.
1/5
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 AM
For those who don't know, Cajuns as an ethnicity, only exist because in 1755 the English entered Acadia in Nova Scotia and burned villages, destroyed property, and round up more than 80% of the local Acadians, forced them on boats, broke up families, and sent them out to sea.
Thousands died.
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Thousands died.
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My darkest confession: Sometimes when I'm around my American pals I'll casually slide in an 'aboot' or 'sowree' to throw them off.
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
My darkest confession: Sometimes when I'm around my American pals I'll casually slide in an 'aboot' or 'sowree' to throw them off.