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Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
waking up to sweet messages 💖
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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ive been giggling incessantly over this for weeks
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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chatGPT writes like a wannabe tumblr dom
I asked chat gpt to explain its writing style. Once you catch on to the dumb rhythms it's really hard not to spot in the wild.
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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The final day
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i need the cheez-it suicide
Cheez-It Sampling Bar, featuring 10 different flavors of Cheez-Its
December 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Cheez-It Sampling Bar, featuring 10 different flavors of Cheez-Its
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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it's the season
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Jucika Prepares for the Ball

(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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