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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 2d

Spooky alters month Day 9. My hand painted reproduction of one of Bernie Wrightson's illustrations for 'Frankenstein'.

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 3d

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 3d

Here it is. The perfect cat

水餃子のカンパネラ @hitorisha.bsky.social · 3d

猫が現れたの助！

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 3d

Really though thanks for this. Definitely going to check it out

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 3d

A pixel-art style meme featuring a cheerful anime-style character holding a pink flute in one hand and a fork with a snail pie in the other. The character is smiling with eyes closed, wearing a blue outfit with a headband, set against a starry background with Earth below. Bold white text at the bottom reads: “ILLUSION OF GAIA MENTIONED.”

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 3d

Man I haven’t played an AC game since the first one but I would absolutely love to play this.

Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 3d

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

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Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year

Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 4d

The fires burned behind him, vast and terrible, as though the gods themselves had loosed their wrath upon the stars. Yet he stood unmoved, his bearing calm, his eyes cold and dark behind the glass of his strange spectacles. His uniform gleamed gold and black, the colors of duty and restraint, though the world around him seethed with chaos and storm. Lightning danced upon his shoulders like serpents of white fire, and from the flames emerged the faint ghost of a lion’s face, a beast of power and pride.

He was called Tuvok, though names had little meaning in the void. Some whispered he was born of logic alone, others that he had walked through the infernos of countless worlds and returned unchanged. His voice was steady as iron, his expression carved from something older than stone. He spoke not of conquest nor glory, but of order—the cold and merciless order that comes after the flames have devoured all else.

Above him, words shone like banners of prophecy: It is indeed Tuvok Tuesday. To those who did not understand, it was jest. But to the few who knew, it was ritual, a herald of something greater than the turning of a day. For on this Tuesday, the fires would come, and the storms would break, and all the wild chaos of the universe would pause before the calm, unshaken will of one man.

The air shimmered with heat. The scent of ozone and ash filled the heavens. And there, in the heart of flame and thunder, he waited—serene, unbending, the sentinel between reason and ruin.

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 6d

a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 7d

Oops i accidentally made Ramza a Ninja in chapter 1 before the Dorter fight silly me!!

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James Whitbrook @jwhitbrook.bsky.social · 7d

oops I stayed up till 4am playing final fantasy tactics, what is this, 1997

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 7d

Lois!

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 8d

Never a more perfect time for this gif

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 8d

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 8d

I had to unfortunately replace my beloved Sennheiser HD 58X headphones. Got my replacement HD 6XX in today. The first album I listen to with any new pair of headphones for the last twenty years:

The cover art for Chrono Cross: Original Soundtrack Revival Disc, composed, arranged, and produced by Yasunori Mitsuda. The artwork shows a massive floating island shaped like a whale’s tail with lush greenery growing on it, suspended in a brilliant blue sky with clouds and a large moon. At the bottom right, a small sailing ship drifts across the ocean. The title “Chrono Cross” dominates the center, styled with a clock motif—the “C” forms a semicircle with Roman numerals and clock hands pointing to nine and six. Japanese katakana characters for “Chrono Cross” are printed alongside the English title

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 8d

If I had to choose a way to die, being mauled to death by these cuddly lil guys would be in my top 5 ❤️

Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 8d

Happy purrthday Link and Nova!

Orphaned in the wild last year and brought to the zoo by the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife, these cougar cubs are celebrating their first birthday this weekend

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 8d

a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "

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Drake @drakea.bsky.social · 10d

Spent a lot of yesterday monologuing to my fiancée about how Argath is a piece of shit and sucks and is the worst, and multiple times she passed through the room, heard a line of his and said "oh yeah, that guy sucks."

This right here is the best moment of Final Fantasy Tactics.

Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 11d

Final Fantasy Tactics is full of poignant moments of beauty.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10d

combadge battery drains faster after os update

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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 12d

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 11d

The Vulcan stood in the firelight, and the fire did not touch him. He was a hard man, not in the way of cruelty but in the way of stone, worn and shaped by forces greater than himself. His eyes, hidden behind dark lenses, betrayed nothing of the world within, and perhaps there was nothing there to betray. The world cracked around him—explosions blossomed like angry poppies, lightning forked against a sky the color of old steel, and a tiger’s face lingered in the smoke, as though some old spirit had come to watch. Yet the man remained still. He was not shaken. He would not be shaken.

It was Tuesday, and the city seemed to know it. People whispered it in alleys, muttered it at bar counters where the wood was stained with sweat and liquor. “It is indeed Tuvok Tuesday,” they said, some in jest, some in awe, and some with the quiet fear of men who know the earth beneath their boots is not steady. For on such a day the balance of reason and madness shifted, and Tuvok alone walked the line between.

He carried no weapon that you could see, no badge of rank beyond the golden mark of his uniform, yet his presence was its own law. Menace, the word was, though not the menace of brutes. It was the menace of a tide you could not hold back, of nightfall coming whether you were ready or not. He looked forward, calm, detached, and the flames bent to him as if they too acknowledged his command.

And somewhere in the air there was a truth, not spoken but known: that order could live in the heart of chaos, that fire could surround a man and leave him unscorched, that a Vulcan could stand amid destruction and still remain whole. The day belonged to him, not because he seized it but because the world had already given it over. Tuesday was here, and it was Tuvok’s

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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 12d

My mom told me that my dad refused to change my diapers when I was a baby because he couldn't handle the smell. I wish he was still alive for a lot of reasons, but one of them is that I wish I could tell him about the insane mess I just had to clean up and that he's a fucking pussy.

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 12d

when you step in something wet while wearing socks

six tall palm trees against a clear blue sky in the background with a large creepy clown head halloween decoration in the foreground

the clown head is located in the bottom right third of frame with the row of palm trees lined up along the top third

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 12d

one of the weirder parts of this wave of total surrender of core civil liberties is there is no fucking reason for it. no world war 2, not even a 9/11. we're just bored and mad

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 13d

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