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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 21h

Laughing at, not with.

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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 3d

Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 3d

Toss this guy in from East Berlin, please!

Pedestrian crossing light from East Berlin famously shows a little man wearing a hat who is somehow short and cute, like a cartoon, in comparison to the tall, bald-headed character used in most pedestrian walk signage.

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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 3d

the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series

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John "Chud" Chidley-Hill @jchidleyhill.bsky.social · 3d

The press box at Rogers Centre is literally vibrating from fans above us and below us celebrating Addison Barger's grand slam to make it 9-2 Blue Jays in Game 1 of the World Series

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steakum dress @twrksumn.herblkstory.com · 4d

i got rid of Amazon, Target, Hulu / Disney, Spotify. Who’s next?

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 7d

*Hans Moleman voice*
I need the most heavy handed visual metaphor about the fall of the US empire that you have.

No, that's too heavy handed.

The White House being torn down with a big digger.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 7d

Ahh, fuck it.

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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 9d

In 2005, I wrote an article called "Inventing Akromiya" about how the government of Uzbekistan made up a group called Akromiya to justify a massacre of civilian protesters.

Twenty years later, the US is more like Uzbekistan, and I wrote "Inventing Antifa": sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/inventing-...

Inventing Antifa

In 2005, the Uzbek government invented a group called “Akromiya” to justify massacring protesters. Now I worry the US government will do the same.

sarahkendzior.substack.com

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 7d

Okay, but like, that is a spooky photo to use, right?

SCOTUSblog @scotusblog.com · 7d

Supreme Court urged to leave ruling in place preventing Trump from deploying National Guard in Illinois

Lawyers representing the state of Illinois and the city of Chicago urged the Supreme Court on Monday afternoon to leave in place a ruling by a federal judge that prohibits […]

www.scotusblog.com

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Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 7d

If Kenny Loggins called me out for dumping a jet full of poop all over the American people, I would have no choice but to take a big step back and fuck myself in the face.

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8d

Biggest argument for “invisibility cloaks” as a concept

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 8d

That diamond heist is a carbon copy of one a few years ago.

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 8d

Soup is punishment food. If you are eating soup, you are meant to be suffering.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 9d

Several years ago I decided I was living in boring times and I asked God for more exciting ones. I’m sorry

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A Quiet Person @peopleamiright.bsky.social · 9d

I’d listen to you so good

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 9d

How is South Park supposed to make satirical content more absurd than this??

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Robertson Reynolds @robinsonreynolds.bsky.social · 9d

It's just sad for America that they keep posting this loser shit

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"soft wood" bitch mahogany™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 9d

the new american flag is calvin peeing on the old flag

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 9d

Why are they firing their rounds AT Camp Pendleton? I don’t understand the exercise. What are they testing? Our shields?

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Toby @dflip.bsky.social · 10d

Funny an annual air show held at an army base was cancelled in El Paso Tx due to the govt shutdown… the organizers and attendees were told late PM yesterday!

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10d

FREE ALEXIS!!!

@amutepiggy.bsky.social

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 10d

They look like little bowls of cereal! 🤩

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BIRDS! @werewhalewolf.bsky.social · 10d

I love George Santos' campy villain energy. He's like a real life John Waters creation.

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scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 11d

I moved and go to another school now, but I’ll still be here on the weekends when I stay with my dad!

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