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Seamau5
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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me

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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · Jan 9
My best follower is my wife. The rest of you could learn a thing or two from her.
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everyone thank my wife for decorating our place for christmas while i was at work
a close up of an artificial christmas tree, lit with yellow lights, decorated with candy canes and a little card that says “peace”
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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papapishu.bsky.social
I cannot stress how incredible the art for this is bsky.app/profile/feit...
a panel from Absolute Martian Manhunter that is psychedelic and shows him seeing the thoughts of people as a kind of smoke
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
a watched pot never boils but go take a shit and by the time youre back in the kitchen that pot will be totally evaporated
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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lizzslockeroom.bsky.social
“I have only a short time to live, only one death to die, and I will die fighting for this cause. There will be no peace in this land until slavery is done for. " 
— John Brown
haymarketbooks.org Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks.org · 17h
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
John Brown
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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hellocullen.bsky.social
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"

(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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skipbidder.bsky.social
I lived in my car part of the time I was teaching undergrads.
nkalamb.bsky.social Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 21h
This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
Total buyouts for 15 fired coaches in 2025: $228 million. That's a record by nearly $100M. Kelly $54M Stoops $38M Smith $33.5M Napier $21M Freeze $15.8M Gundy $15M Wilcox $10.9M Pittman $9.8M Franklin $9M Pry $6M Foster $5M Bray $4M Dilfer $2.4M Beck $1.7M Norvell $1.5M
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
A photo of workers at Individualized Shirts, a shirt factory in New Jersey. Each person has their fist in the air as a sign of solidarity. There's a sign behind them with photos and the words: "Fair Contract Now."
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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samreich.bsky.social
strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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lataco.bsky.social
🧊
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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thoughtographic.bsky.social
Scrooge visited by his old business partner to go over finances.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
a 3d piece depicting the character Vivi from FF9 with Bobby Corwen the chocobo a 3d piece depicting the FF9 character Quina with a pot of frog. Steiner and Zidane watch from afar.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
visiting the midwest had me coming back to california describing hot dish to my friends like its big foot
claremonster.bsky.social Ethan @claremonster.bsky.social · 1d
made hotdish, my fav Minnesota recipe
Hotdish. A ground beef veggie casserole with a tater tot top layer
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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helveticablanc.bsky.social
Three of Hands
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🖼️ Prints
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🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck
helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
Two red hands reach upward toward three connected black circles, but are blocked by a third red hand. The background is filled with collaged sheet music.
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Happy old year
A black and white comic of the author talkin to themselves, they say “ahhh a new year, a fresh start”. They then look at the calendar in shock seeing it’s already May. “HUH? MAY??” they say. Then they say “that’s fine, I have the whole summer ahead of me!” They look at the calendar, now it’s September. “WHAT?! HUH?” They hold their head in their hands, despairing. “No, no, it’s okay, there’s still time” they look at the calendar which now says December and shriek “STOP!!” At it
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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plante.bsky.social
Weird to put Xbox alongside old, dead brands
tomwarren.co.uk Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 1d
Microsoft’s ugly sweaters return with Clippy, Xbox, and Zune brown options. Microsoft didn't do a holiday sweater last year, but it's definitely making up for that this time around. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/835130/...
Microsoft’s ugly sweaters return with Clippy, Xbox, and Zune brown options
All three holiday sweaters can be purchased at Microsoft’s company store.
www.theverge.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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cari.bsky.social
Every Monday is Cyber Monday when you're permanently shackled to the computer
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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jontofski.bsky.social
Happy 40th, Janelle Monáe!
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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soengery.bsky.social
The liminal time approaches
The laufr sit on a rotten cabin watching stars fall
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ianmacewan.bsky.social
GOLGO 13 commission!

The perfect machine of snipe!

patreon.com/posts/golgo-13-144811727
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
boss: do you have a minute to talk about this right now?
me: yea sure lets talk right now what do you want to talk about?
boss: oh I only read the first sentence of what you sent let me go read the rest of it and then we can talk
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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jesuszilla.bsky.social
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose. Followed by a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bicycle
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
the last thing my mom said to me—
a comic. Panel 1, caption text: the last thing my mom said to me was— “you’ve become a great mother, I’m so proud.” I said, “mom, I wouldn’t be the person I am without you.” I am holding her left hand with both of my hands. Panel 2, caption text: actually, she said a lot between then and the end. “Can I get you anything?” I asked. “Some water would be nice,” she said. Panel 3, caption text: “if I try to remember the last words she said to me, I think they were like— “emma, help” I drew medication from a bottle into a syringe. “Sorry, sorry— I’m drawing another dose. Just a second I’m so sorry” Panel 4, caption text: “and the absolute last thing she said to me was—“ “ok,” I said, “are you feeling more comfortable?” She replies, “mmm”
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Like literally.

Strong floor, indeed.
Black and white political cartoon from the gilded age titled "From the Depths" A mass of workers struggle to hold up a ballroom floor atop which the wealthy are holding a ball. One of their fists is punching through the parquet flooring, startling a few of the idle wealthy.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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cjzero.bsky.social
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM