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Rural Doc. Mainland NZ. Covid intolerant. Unprecedented in no criminal efforts. Send all dad jokes. #medtwitter
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿
@seassenor.bsky.social
· Dec 28
Why the sky is dark at night is the greatest question ever asked.
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Wheezing at replies 😂
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Wheezing at replies 😂
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Can we Crowdfund Gordon Ramsey to come and covertly film, critique the food, then scream obscenities at Seymour for an hour on a show called Kutchun Nightmares #nzpol
Principal of school at centre of mouldy school lunch fiasco hurt by David Seymour's comments
The School Lunch Collective is investigating after mouldy mince was served up to students at Haeata Community Campus yesterday.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Can we Crowdfund Gordon Ramsey to come and covertly film, critique the food, then scream obscenities at Seymour for an hour on a show called Kutchun Nightmares #nzpol
Trump will release his MRI, to prove his brain is like 500, 600, even 700% bigger than Bidens 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Trump will release his MRI, to prove his brain is like 500, 600, even 700% bigger than Bidens 🙃
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The Fast Track is a Shane Jones fever dream.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The Fast Track is a Shane Jones fever dream.
9am. Day 1, at work. A topless guy in redbands stumbling through the usually busy intersection, with an equally wasted mate fall flat on his face off a bike. Both wander off in random directions singing tuneless songs with enormous gusto. Rest of the day drinking coffee, scouring the net for N95s.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
9am. Day 1, at work. A topless guy in redbands stumbling through the usually busy intersection, with an equally wasted mate fall flat on his face off a bike. Both wander off in random directions singing tuneless songs with enormous gusto. Rest of the day drinking coffee, scouring the net for N95s.
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Happy Caturday Todd 🍻
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Happy Caturday Todd 🍻
The presents are sentient. Kind of.
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The presents are sentient. Kind of.
Cats always land o..
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cats always land o..
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I don't know what Simeon Code Brown and Winfields bunch are up to but its not good for the 🏳️⚧️ community.
Announcing a ban on puberty blockers was bad, after ignoring all expert advice.
Last week I received an invite to tender for community based, gender affirming care via the GETS
I don't know what Simeon Code Brown and Winfields bunch are up to but its not good for the 🏳️⚧️ community.
Announcing a ban on puberty blockers was bad, after ignoring all expert advice.
Last week I received an invite to tender for community based, gender affirming care via the GETS
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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I don't know what Simeon Code Brown and Winfields bunch are up to but its not good for the 🏳️⚧️ community.
Announcing a ban on puberty blockers was bad, after ignoring all expert advice.
Last week I received an invite to tender for community based, gender affirming care via the GETS
I don't know what Simeon Code Brown and Winfields bunch are up to but its not good for the 🏳️⚧️ community.
Announcing a ban on puberty blockers was bad, after ignoring all expert advice.
Last week I received an invite to tender for community based, gender affirming care via the GETS
around 12:50 in.
Say an average $100,000 salary, thats .... 🧮
**FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE UNDERSTAFFED. ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU BUNCH OF UTTER WANKERS**
Say an average $100,000 salary, thats .... 🧮
**FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE UNDERSTAFFED. ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU BUNCH OF UTTER WANKERS**
This is the video. Craig Renney has the receipts and it sure should be in the news. On repeat until everyone sees what the govt. did.
The Mysterious Case of Health's Disappearing Half-Billion.
YouTube video by Big Hairy Network
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
around 12:50 in.
Say an average $100,000 salary, thats .... 🧮
**FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE UNDERSTAFFED. ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU BUNCH OF UTTER WANKERS**
Say an average $100,000 salary, thats .... 🧮
**FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE UNDERSTAFFED. ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU BUNCH OF UTTER WANKERS**
Its a balmy 25C so of course a lovely cable knit jumper is in order according to the feral loin fruit
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Its a balmy 25C so of course a lovely cable knit jumper is in order according to the feral loin fruit
#Aotearoa this is our future without regional councils. Weretrout and dynamite fishing. Good one Dullboot.
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
#Aotearoa this is our future without regional councils. Weretrout and dynamite fishing. Good one Dullboot.
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❗️During the night, the 🇺🇦Ukrainian military shot down 452 of 486 🇷🇺Russian air targets:
Shot down/Launched
📌 438/ 464 attack UAVs
📌 1/4 Kh-47M2 Kinzhal aeroballistic missiles
📌 5/7 Iskander-K cruise missiles
📌 5/8 Kalibr cruise missiles
📌 3/3 Iskander-M ballistic missiles
Shot down/Launched
📌 438/ 464 attack UAVs
📌 1/4 Kh-47M2 Kinzhal aeroballistic missiles
📌 5/7 Iskander-K cruise missiles
📌 5/8 Kalibr cruise missiles
📌 3/3 Iskander-M ballistic missiles
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
❗️During the night, the 🇺🇦Ukrainian military shot down 452 of 486 🇷🇺Russian air targets:
Shot down/Launched
📌 438/ 464 attack UAVs
📌 1/4 Kh-47M2 Kinzhal aeroballistic missiles
📌 5/7 Iskander-K cruise missiles
📌 5/8 Kalibr cruise missiles
📌 3/3 Iskander-M ballistic missiles
Shot down/Launched
📌 438/ 464 attack UAVs
📌 1/4 Kh-47M2 Kinzhal aeroballistic missiles
📌 5/7 Iskander-K cruise missiles
📌 5/8 Kalibr cruise missiles
📌 3/3 Iskander-M ballistic missiles
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Hoggard is minister of animal welfare, where he has extended the farrow crate agony of pigs, minister of food safety, where he has weakened food safety regs, and assoc minister of enviro, where he allowed more freshwater pollution. Just a regular Federated Farmers guy. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Minister Andrew Hoggard assures PM he's following Cabinet rules after complaint
SAFE has made a complaint to the prime minister after the decision to allow the continued use of farrowing crates and mating stalls.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hoggard is minister of animal welfare, where he has extended the farrow crate agony of pigs, minister of food safety, where he has weakened food safety regs, and assoc minister of enviro, where he allowed more freshwater pollution. Just a regular Federated Farmers guy. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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If you use Gmail, know that Gmail just opted you in to allowing them to train their AI on your emails. Follow these instructions to turn that off on every device you have asap! www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
If You Use Gmail, You're Going To Want To Turn Off This 1 Automatic Setting ASAP
Plus: a quick guide to the two-step process for opting out.
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you use Gmail, know that Gmail just opted you in to allowing them to train their AI on your emails. Follow these instructions to turn that off on every device you have asap! www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
Im seeing a LOT of advertising for "total" body deodorant. Frankly if a stranger is in a position to smell my groin or bum, I will ask them to GTF away from me rather than guilt spray with octotylenolpentaDove
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is crying and smelling his face .
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is crying and smelling his face .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Im seeing a LOT of advertising for "total" body deodorant. Frankly if a stranger is in a position to smell my groin or bum, I will ask them to GTF away from me rather than guilt spray with octotylenolpentaDove
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
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