Julia Mariani
@seedkeeper.juliamariani.com
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All my little words. Champagne in a pint glass.
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Galera a gente tá na época reprodutiva das mucuras, vulgo saruês, vulgo gambás, vulgo cassacos.

São nossos marsupiaizinhos, nativos, predam animais peçonhentos como cobras e escorpiões. Vamos zelar por elas.
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What the fuck you guys doing on 'Discovery' when 'Popular with Friends' is right there?

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Any discussion of traditional English food and identity that isn't grounded in eels is a lie. #TrueEelFacts
British racists are mere weeks away from a scurvy outbreak because citrus fruits are "fancy foreign muck"
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é fácil ser substituído por robô se antes você já foi forçado a sucatear e emburrecer o seu próprio trabalho em sacrifício ao deus google
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Acabei de aprender uma que alegrou meu dia, no Pinterest agora dá pra excluir imagens de IA.
Vá em Configurações > Refinar suas recomendações > Interesses de IA Generativa > desmarca tudo.
Acabei de fazer isso e a cara do app JÁ MUDOU. Não sei se vai sumir com tudo de vez, mas melhorou.
Espalhe!
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Passar dos 40 e as notícias musicais ficam assim:

-anúncio de festival com nenhuma banda que você conhece

-um álbum que marcou sua adolescência completou 30 anos

-um músico que você gosta morreu
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What the fuck do I care if they’re a 45 million or 52 million or 111 million so long as I have good moderation tools and I’ve been entertained, informed, and connected to people? Everyone writing about echo chambers needs to get a fucking life. Touch grass. Log off. /fin maybe
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Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
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Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man
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One of the hardest things about so many surviving medieval texts—particularly in Arthurian Legend—is you don’t know if they were meant to be taken seriously, or if they were meant to be jokes, told to drunk people, while drunk

This is one reason Monty Python is FR one of the best retellings
Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Also, yesterday's derided pop culture is tomorrow's high culture
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Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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There are millions of copies of Jane Eyre in the world. There is only one in which my family has corresponded with the text and each other across decades.
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Alguém me explica como não é discutido se uma pessoa incapacidada pode dar consentimento à um transplante?
Alguém me explica como não é discutido se uma pessoa incapacidada pode dar consentimento à um transplante?
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When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase
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after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
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feel like if you had a super long work day and you get home feeling exhausted but still make the healthy meal you had planned for dinner instead of just eating some slop then there should be a procession in your honour in your neighbourhood, and the mayor should give you the keys to the city
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I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is