Seedy E
@seedye.bsky.social
No dreams, sad memes, but that's okay.
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There once was a cook known as Cora
Whose PC wrote everything for her
Her dinner was tasteless
And Grok made it racist
With dish illustrations by Sora
Whose PC wrote everything for her
Her dinner was tasteless
And Grok made it racist
With dish illustrations by Sora
Don’t think much of Jamie Oliver’s new poetry-based recipe book.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
There once was a cook known as Cora
Whose PC wrote everything for her
Her dinner was tasteless
And Grok made it racist
With dish illustrations by Sora
Whose PC wrote everything for her
Her dinner was tasteless
And Grok made it racist
With dish illustrations by Sora
Forced-birthers should, themselves, be required to watch videos of catastrophic incidents where a timely, safe abortion would have saved lives or improved outcomes; the autopsies of teenagers who hemorraged to death, the retrieval of bodies following suicides blamed on conception from rape, etc.
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Canada, abortion rights are under attack. The forced birthers are using the same strategies that worked in the U.S. open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...
Abortion Rights in Canada are Under Attack
Forced-birth groups are testing their strategy
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Forced-birthers should, themselves, be required to watch videos of catastrophic incidents where a timely, safe abortion would have saved lives or improved outcomes; the autopsies of teenagers who hemorraged to death, the retrieval of bodies following suicides blamed on conception from rape, etc.
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Sincere thanks to @kermodemovie.bsky.social & @simonmayo.bsky.social for Simon's slight flub, saying "dum/sob" before correcting himself to "dom/sub" when discussing Pillion.
Because, when consensual relationships *aren't* maintained, at least one participant can probably be called a "dumb S.O.B."
Because, when consensual relationships *aren't* maintained, at least one participant can probably be called a "dumb S.O.B."
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sincere thanks to @kermodemovie.bsky.social & @simonmayo.bsky.social for Simon's slight flub, saying "dum/sob" before correcting himself to "dom/sub" when discussing Pillion.
Because, when consensual relationships *aren't* maintained, at least one participant can probably be called a "dumb S.O.B."
Because, when consensual relationships *aren't* maintained, at least one participant can probably be called a "dumb S.O.B."
@sponsor.ajay.app As a very happy Sponsorblock user, I'm curious if you've ever found (or might even make) something similar for crowdsourced anti-AI-content flagging?
I admit I haven't thought about the scope or implications of this question, it's just something I'd love to be able to avoid.
I admit I haven't thought about the scope or implications of this question, it's just something I'd love to be able to avoid.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
@sponsor.ajay.app As a very happy Sponsorblock user, I'm curious if you've ever found (or might even make) something similar for crowdsourced anti-AI-content flagging?
I admit I haven't thought about the scope or implications of this question, it's just something I'd love to be able to avoid.
I admit I haven't thought about the scope or implications of this question, it's just something I'd love to be able to avoid.
In my restless dreams, I see that town.
couldn't see shit out there today. heavy CPU load on the simulation. they cranked down the draw distance on us out here
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In my restless dreams, I see that town.
FEWER requirements, Mrs. Education Secretary.
Linda McMahon: "The states will have less requirements because more money will go in block grants to the states ... I have called for a hard reset of education because we have failed our students."
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
FEWER requirements, Mrs. Education Secretary.
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Thoughts from a budpod: "The chocolate room at Alton Towers" is absolutely a euphemism for the wipe-clean suite where unspeakable things happen.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Thoughts from a budpod: "The chocolate room at Alton Towers" is absolutely a euphemism for the wipe-clean suite where unspeakable things happen.
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social Not sure if this works as a cryptic crossturd?
"The opposite of a praying man, pleads the fifth"
(thought process & solution in reply below)
"The opposite of a praying man, pleads the fifth"
(thought process & solution in reply below)
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social Not sure if this works as a cryptic crossturd?
"The opposite of a praying man, pleads the fifth"
(thought process & solution in reply below)
"The opposite of a praying man, pleads the fifth"
(thought process & solution in reply below)
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
In the future, people will ask why Americans weren't shooting ICE agents, but we can't ask the same question today.
Because TALKING ABOUT proportionate community-level self-defense is mischaracterized as endorsing violence, whilst people are DOING real violence offline, where mods fear to tread.
Because TALKING ABOUT proportionate community-level self-defense is mischaracterized as endorsing violence, whilst people are DOING real violence offline, where mods fear to tread.
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
In the future, people will ask why Americans weren't shooting ICE agents, but we can't ask the same question today.
Because TALKING ABOUT proportionate community-level self-defense is mischaracterized as endorsing violence, whilst people are DOING real violence offline, where mods fear to tread.
Because TALKING ABOUT proportionate community-level self-defense is mischaracterized as endorsing violence, whilst people are DOING real violence offline, where mods fear to tread.
Subscribe to this list to block the recent Whitehouse incursion into bsky.
Don't engage. Don't mock. Don't quote dunk. They can (and will) be profiling accounts & social graphs.
Blocking them protects you AND everyone around you. Hopefully this is easier & less controversial than masking. 🙄
Don't engage. Don't mock. Don't quote dunk. They can (and will) be profiling accounts & social graphs.
Blocking them protects you AND everyone around you. Hopefully this is easier & less controversial than masking. 🙄
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Subscribe to this list to block the recent Whitehouse incursion into bsky.
Don't engage. Don't mock. Don't quote dunk. They can (and will) be profiling accounts & social graphs.
Blocking them protects you AND everyone around you. Hopefully this is easier & less controversial than masking. 🙄
Don't engage. Don't mock. Don't quote dunk. They can (and will) be profiling accounts & social graphs.
Blocking them protects you AND everyone around you. Hopefully this is easier & less controversial than masking. 🙄
Wow. What a fucking headline.
Tell us again how it wasn't a genocide, intended to destroy infrastructure & level the whole region to the ground...
theconversation.com/as-gaza-star...
#gaza
Tell us again how it wasn't a genocide, intended to destroy infrastructure & level the whole region to the ground...
theconversation.com/as-gaza-star...
#gaza
As Gaza starts to rebuild, what lessons can be learned from Nagasaki in 1945?
Some 80 years ago, Nagasaki residents faced the seemingly impossible task of rebuilding a devastated city. A similar challenge faces those in Gaza today.
theconversation.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Wow. What a fucking headline.
Tell us again how it wasn't a genocide, intended to destroy infrastructure & level the whole region to the ground...
theconversation.com/as-gaza-star...
#gaza
Tell us again how it wasn't a genocide, intended to destroy infrastructure & level the whole region to the ground...
theconversation.com/as-gaza-star...
#gaza
Even if you kept your account so nobody can impersonate you in the future, nobody is forcing you to visit the world's biggest nazi bar.
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Even if you kept your account so nobody can impersonate you in the future, nobody is forcing you to visit the world's biggest nazi bar.
Strange but somehow comforting to see a #RHLSTP *guest* mug in the wild, on the #ButtonBoys podcast. It's like finding out that my uncle knows my in-laws, but I've never actually met any of them.
(Or maybe I'm latching on to anything mundane, to distract from the "Pippa Funnell's Wank Farm" boxart)
(Or maybe I'm latching on to anything mundane, to distract from the "Pippa Funnell's Wank Farm" boxart)
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Strange but somehow comforting to see a #RHLSTP *guest* mug in the wild, on the #ButtonBoys podcast. It's like finding out that my uncle knows my in-laws, but I've never actually met any of them.
(Or maybe I'm latching on to anything mundane, to distract from the "Pippa Funnell's Wank Farm" boxart)
(Or maybe I'm latching on to anything mundane, to distract from the "Pippa Funnell's Wank Farm" boxart)
Reposted by Seedy E
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for me, & there was no one left to film
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for me, & there was no one left to film
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for me, & there was no one left to film
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was filming
Then they came for me, & there was no one left to film
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social I've been catching up on the earliest Button Boyses... About 007: First Light, I can't see a shred of Cruise in that face.
When the face reveal happened, all I thought was "that's what Bear Grylls thinks he looks like."
When the face reveal happened, all I thought was "that's what Bear Grylls thinks he looks like."
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social I've been catching up on the earliest Button Boyses... About 007: First Light, I can't see a shred of Cruise in that face.
When the face reveal happened, all I thought was "that's what Bear Grylls thinks he looks like."
When the face reveal happened, all I thought was "that's what Bear Grylls thinks he looks like."
It's a simple plan:
Ignore women's pain
Blame women's choices
Stoke women's fear
Browbeat women's doctors
Risk women's health
Control women's actions
...all the while, heaping fictional stigma on women's allies.
Ignore women's pain
Blame women's choices
Stoke women's fear
Browbeat women's doctors
Risk women's health
Control women's actions
...all the while, heaping fictional stigma on women's allies.
Wait. Tylenol is just paracetamol? wtf is he talking about?
September 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's a simple plan:
Ignore women's pain
Blame women's choices
Stoke women's fear
Browbeat women's doctors
Risk women's health
Control women's actions
...all the while, heaping fictional stigma on women's allies.
Ignore women's pain
Blame women's choices
Stoke women's fear
Browbeat women's doctors
Risk women's health
Control women's actions
...all the while, heaping fictional stigma on women's allies.
Ten years. It took less than ten years to go from "Fallon plays with Trump's hair" to "Fallon's peers are sacked for criticising the regime."
Let's be brutally honest. Jimmy Fallon (and his team) is partly responsible for where America ended up.
DT was never "just a silly guy," let alone harmless.
Let's be brutally honest. Jimmy Fallon (and his team) is partly responsible for where America ended up.
DT was never "just a silly guy," let alone harmless.
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ten years. It took less than ten years to go from "Fallon plays with Trump's hair" to "Fallon's peers are sacked for criticising the regime."
Let's be brutally honest. Jimmy Fallon (and his team) is partly responsible for where America ended up.
DT was never "just a silly guy," let alone harmless.
Let's be brutally honest. Jimmy Fallon (and his team) is partly responsible for where America ended up.
DT was never "just a silly guy," let alone harmless.
Trivial hot take, to give you a 10s break from everything:
We need to stop the YouTuber aesthetic of "holding a microphone in your hand that is clearly not a handheld mic."
Lavalier? Attach it.
Shotgun? Put it off-camera.
Studio? Put in on an arm.
If you want to hold a mic, buy a handheld mic.
We need to stop the YouTuber aesthetic of "holding a microphone in your hand that is clearly not a handheld mic."
Lavalier? Attach it.
Shotgun? Put it off-camera.
Studio? Put in on an arm.
If you want to hold a mic, buy a handheld mic.
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Trivial hot take, to give you a 10s break from everything:
We need to stop the YouTuber aesthetic of "holding a microphone in your hand that is clearly not a handheld mic."
Lavalier? Attach it.
Shotgun? Put it off-camera.
Studio? Put in on an arm.
If you want to hold a mic, buy a handheld mic.
We need to stop the YouTuber aesthetic of "holding a microphone in your hand that is clearly not a handheld mic."
Lavalier? Attach it.
Shotgun? Put it off-camera.
Studio? Put in on an arm.
If you want to hold a mic, buy a handheld mic.
He died as he lived. Transphobic, racist, smug, and moving the goalposts.
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
He died as he lived. Transphobic, racist, smug, and moving the goalposts.
big head, snipers dream they used to call him - wilty
YouTube video by Kimmi Kimsan
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Uh, guys? GUYS?
Today I saw this ➡️ www.dvidshub.net/image/927423...
7 months ago I said this ⬇️
#ICE #Border #Immigration
Today I saw this ➡️ www.dvidshub.net/image/927423...
7 months ago I said this ⬇️
#ICE #Border #Immigration
How long until the marines posted at America's southern border start randomly shelling over the wall, with the excuse that "if you're not trying to get past our border, you won't get hit"?
A day? A week?
How long until a soldier or bodyguard in DC or M-a-L says "enough" & does something drastic?
A day? A week?
How long until a soldier or bodyguard in DC or M-a-L says "enough" & does something drastic?
September 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Uh, guys? GUYS?
Today I saw this ➡️ www.dvidshub.net/image/927423...
7 months ago I said this ⬇️
#ICE #Border #Immigration
Today I saw this ➡️ www.dvidshub.net/image/927423...
7 months ago I said this ⬇️
#ICE #Border #Immigration
Star Wars: Episode I - The...
August 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Star Wars: Episode I - The...
Reminder: If you freak out about hearing "Allahu Akbar," but not "oh my GOD," or "JESUS CHRIST!" or "thank GOD for that," or "HOLY shit," you're not raising valid concerns about immigration or multiculturalism, you're racist.
And yes, I know that religious language ≠ race. But racist idiots don't.
And yes, I know that religious language ≠ race. But racist idiots don't.
Nigel Farage posts a video from 2015 in Greece and claims it is the UK today. What more proof is needed that this lying, grifting sack of shit will do anything to incite hatred and division?
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Reminder: If you freak out about hearing "Allahu Akbar," but not "oh my GOD," or "JESUS CHRIST!" or "thank GOD for that," or "HOLY shit," you're not raising valid concerns about immigration or multiculturalism, you're racist.
And yes, I know that religious language ≠ race. But racist idiots don't.
And yes, I know that religious language ≠ race. But racist idiots don't.
Take me down to the Pokémon city where the grass is long and the girls are hidden
Take me down to the paraffin city where the grass is on fire and the girls are on fire OH NO!
Take me down to the parable city
Where the grass is green and in a funny way is a bit like life…
Where the grass is green and in a funny way is a bit like life…
August 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Take me down to the Pokémon city where the grass is long and the girls are hidden