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· Nov 8
GUY WHO ONLY WATCHES DAVID CRONENBERG MOVIES: So you’re telling me that my thyroid has gone haywire, and is now growing a thyroid army throughout my body to destroy the real me?
DOCTOR: Yes, I guess that is one way to describe thyroid cancer.
GUY: This is just like a David Cronenberg movie…
DOCTOR: Yes, I guess that is one way to describe thyroid cancer.
GUY: This is just like a David Cronenberg movie…
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
Fluent in sarcasm… okay, I’ll bite. Right now there is a van full of heavily armed men sitting outside your parents home, waiting for my phone call, prepared to do unspeakable acts of violence. So tell me Kaylee— am I joking?
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fluent in sarcasm… okay, I’ll bite. Right now there is a van full of heavily armed men sitting outside your parents home, waiting for my phone call, prepared to do unspeakable acts of violence. So tell me Kaylee— am I joking?
Put on a Spotify classic rock shuffle and every fourth song is The Strokes
December 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Put on a Spotify classic rock shuffle and every fourth song is The Strokes
ANCIENT GREEK: Homer, got any more of those crazy stories like that one about the 10-year long war?
HOMER: (deep in thought) what if after the war… it took a guy ten years… to get home…
ANCIENT GREEK: oh shit! y’all get over here Homer’s about to drop another banger
HOMER: (deep in thought) what if after the war… it took a guy ten years… to get home…
ANCIENT GREEK: oh shit! y’all get over here Homer’s about to drop another banger
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ANCIENT GREEK: Homer, got any more of those crazy stories like that one about the 10-year long war?
HOMER: (deep in thought) what if after the war… it took a guy ten years… to get home…
ANCIENT GREEK: oh shit! y’all get over here Homer’s about to drop another banger
HOMER: (deep in thought) what if after the war… it took a guy ten years… to get home…
ANCIENT GREEK: oh shit! y’all get over here Homer’s about to drop another banger
AVATAR: What if we retold the plight of the Native American, but with space aliens. The aliens possess a naturalistic sense of beauty
AVATAR 3: What if some of the aliens love war and some of them love peace, but they all love to fuck. The humans also fuck
AVATAR 3: What if some of the aliens love war and some of them love peace, but they all love to fuck. The humans also fuck
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
AVATAR: What if we retold the plight of the Native American, but with space aliens. The aliens possess a naturalistic sense of beauty
AVATAR 3: What if some of the aliens love war and some of them love peace, but they all love to fuck. The humans also fuck
AVATAR 3: What if some of the aliens love war and some of them love peace, but they all love to fuck. The humans also fuck
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merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
Blow the Horn of Epstein. Unite the clans.
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Blow the Horn of Epstein. Unite the clans.
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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Die Hard (1988)
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Die Hard (1988)
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An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
The bank has made an error (purchasing slaves) in your favor
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The bank has made an error (purchasing slaves) in your favor
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Time to start talking out Kalshi action that Grok convinces him to commit suicide
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Time to start talking out Kalshi action that Grok convinces him to commit suicide
PROVE ME WRONG PROVE ME WRONG
Good Lord…
They have the tent Charlie Kirk was shot under set up at TPUSA’s AmeriFest
They have the tent Charlie Kirk was shot under set up at TPUSA’s AmeriFest
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
PROVE ME WRONG PROVE ME WRONG
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let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness
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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
What if the slop was here before AI? What if we are the slop
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What if the slop was here before AI? What if we are the slop
When did we start letting Italian-Americans vote in US elections? Right after WW2. And look what happened to our country since. There’s your answer
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When did we start letting Italian-Americans vote in US elections? Right after WW2. And look what happened to our country since. There’s your answer
Who is in charge of ring-fencing these turds? They can’t just be wading back into polite society after ten years of this shit
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Who is in charge of ring-fencing these turds? They can’t just be wading back into polite society after ten years of this shit
COUNTERPOINT: most people weren’t on Twitter and had no idea what happened there even back when it was normal
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
COUNTERPOINT: most people weren’t on Twitter and had no idea what happened there even back when it was normal
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
All glory belongs to God. All control belongs to Mother.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
All glory belongs to God. All control belongs to Mother.