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Shawn Pryor
@shawnrpryor.bsky.social
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Writer. FAST BREAK from FSG/Macmillan, 2026. He/Him. Repped by K. Sonnack of the Andrea Brown Literacy Agency. linktr.ee/shawnpryor
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 9h
GOATED.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 12h
I won't even watch any of those movies in the daytime with all the curtains open in the house.

They ain't getting me! 😂
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 12h
<peeps head up from cubicle>

"YES."

<lowers head back down>
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 14h
Ashanti was sitting in the rafters with a microphone for this segment.
Jennifer Lopez and Jimmy take turns guessing what song the other is singing while wearing noise-cancelling headphones.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 15h
Your Mom said to "Get your Claire Huxtable on" 😂
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Chris Oatley @chrisoatley.bsky.social · 16h
Is your brush collection a mess? Try this!

…and check out our full interview with brush genius @KyleTWebster.bsky.social on “You’re A Better Artist Than You Think!”

Listen and subscribe: linktr.ee/ChrisOatley
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1d
They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
I will! 😄
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
YES.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
Have a great time, man.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
We need to bring back shame.

She had a secret affair with the adult version of Mushmouth.

She should've left that in a private journal.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
For me, it's the best song on the best album she's ever had.

Babyface put his whole damn foot and knee into Take A Bow. What a jam.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, for sure!
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
You see the vision!
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 1d
Lance Reddick was an incredible actor and a fantastic human being. I was watching a movie called "The Guest" (2014), and the moment Lance showed up, it got me so hyped that I wanted a series of films with his character as the lead ON THE SPOT.

He was charming, smooth, and I miss him.
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TikTok: Catchin_zzzs 🎞️ @catchinzzzs.bsky.social · 1d
Thoughts on Lance Reddick?

#BlackskyFilm #Filmsky
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 2d
Unclench your jaw.

Lower your shoulders.

Take a deep breath.

EXHALE.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 2d
My deepest condolences, Tom. I am so sorry.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 3d
For the evening crowd:
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 6d
Get the satirical & absurd GET MARIO’S MONEY, with art by @kennykeil.bsky.social, words by me, & edited by @julianlytle.bsky.social. It's the best dark comedy you've yet to read.

It's FREE or pay what you want @ the links below:

theshawnpshow.itch.io/get-marios-m...

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Cover for GET MARIOS MONEY. It is in the vein of the Puff Daddy and the Family album, "No Way Out." It features Bubsy, Areo, Rayman, Billy Hatcher, Jazz Jackrabbit, Awesome Possum, and Ardy Lightfoot. Panel One: Mario is walking and talking to Rayman on the set of Rayman’s third video game, *Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc. Mario has his hand on Rayman’s invisible shoulder because Rayman’s limbs are invisible. Mario is going to give Rayman the deal of a lifetime. CAPTION: On the set of Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc. RAYMAN: I don’t know, Mario. Sales on my first two games are great, and I’ve been able to take care of my loved ones. MARIO: Both of your games went multi-platinum. Has the studio discussed renegotiating your deal? RAYMAN: Well… No. Panel Two Mario is now making the sell to get Rayman to sign with his new management firm. MARIO: Ray, let me help you get the money that you deserve. MARIO: Let Four-M take care of you. RAYMAN: Four-M? Panel Three A solo shot of Mario, looking sly, as he gives out the name of his management company. MARIO: Money. Making. Mario. Management. Panel Four Mario pulls out a contract for Rayman to sign. Rayman still has doubts, but at the same time would love to have more money for his work. MARIO: My management firm will get you your money. I gotchu. MARIO: We family. We look out for each other, right?
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 3d
The God Shammgod of toddlers!
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 3d
It's been a decade since I last participated in NYCC.

I've written close to 50 books since then—all types of stuff.

Maybe one year I'll return or be invited.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 3d
Dr. Jane Goodall's closing monologue after her interview got me good. Rest In Power.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 4d
Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 6d
Get the satirical & absurd GET MARIO’S MONEY, with art by @kennykeil.bsky.social, words by me, & edited by @julianlytle.bsky.social. It's the best dark comedy you've yet to read.

It's FREE or pay what you want @ the links below:

theshawnpshow.itch.io/get-marios-m...

crowntakerstudios.gumroad.com
Cover for GET MARIOS MONEY. It is in the vein of the Puff Daddy and the Family album, "No Way Out." It features Bubsy, Areo, Rayman, Billy Hatcher, Jazz Jackrabbit, Awesome Possum, and Ardy Lightfoot. Panel One: Mario is walking and talking to Rayman on the set of Rayman’s third video game, *Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc. Mario has his hand on Rayman’s invisible shoulder because Rayman’s limbs are invisible. Mario is going to give Rayman the deal of a lifetime. CAPTION: On the set of Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc. RAYMAN: I don’t know, Mario. Sales on my first two games are great, and I’ve been able to take care of my loved ones. MARIO: Both of your games went multi-platinum. Has the studio discussed renegotiating your deal? RAYMAN: Well… No. Panel Two Mario is now making the sell to get Rayman to sign with his new management firm. MARIO: Ray, let me help you get the money that you deserve. MARIO: Let Four-M take care of you. RAYMAN: Four-M? Panel Three A solo shot of Mario, looking sly, as he gives out the name of his management company. MARIO: Money. Making. Mario. Management. Panel Four Mario pulls out a contract for Rayman to sign. Rayman still has doubts, but at the same time would love to have more money for his work. MARIO: My management firm will get you your money. I gotchu. MARIO: We family. We look out for each other, right?
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 6d
Get the satirical & absurd GET MARIO’S MONEY, with art by @kennykeil.bsky.social, words by me, & edited by @julianlytle.bsky.social. It's the best dark comedy you've yet to read.

It's FREE or pay what you want @ the links below:

theshawnpshow.itch.io/get-marios-m...

crowntakerstudios.gumroad.com
Cover for GET MARIOS MONEY. It is in the vein of the Puff Daddy and the Family album, "No Way Out." It features Bubsy, Areo, Rayman, Billy Hatcher, Jazz Jackrabbit, Awesome Possum, and Ardy Lightfoot. Panel One: Mario is walking and talking to Rayman on the set of Rayman’s third video game, *Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc. Mario has his hand on Rayman’s invisible shoulder because Rayman’s limbs are invisible. Mario is going to give Rayman the deal of a lifetime. CAPTION: On the set of Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc. RAYMAN: I don’t know, Mario. Sales on my first two games are great, and I’ve been able to take care of my loved ones. MARIO: Both of your games went multi-platinum. Has the studio discussed renegotiating your deal? RAYMAN: Well… No. Panel Two Mario is now making the sell to get Rayman to sign with his new management firm. MARIO: Ray, let me help you get the money that you deserve. MARIO: Let Four-M take care of you. RAYMAN: Four-M? Panel Three A solo shot of Mario, looking sly, as he gives out the name of his management company. MARIO: Money. Making. Mario. Management. Panel Four Mario pulls out a contract for Rayman to sign. Rayman still has doubts, but at the same time would love to have more money for his work. MARIO: My management firm will get you your money. I gotchu. MARIO: We family. We look out for each other, right?
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Shawn Pryor @shawnrpryor.bsky.social · 7d
That is a caucastic calamity of epic proportions.
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