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To all the randos that follow me and I have no idea who the fuck you are:
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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🔥 Top Campaigns, Last 24 Hours:

1️⃣ “Congress Must Loudly Affirm: The Military Must Refuse Illegal Orders” (+4,219)
2️⃣ “Reject Chaos and Protect Ukraine’s Autonomy” (+883)
3️⃣ “Stop ICE's Dangerous Civilian Surveillance Program” (+409)
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November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I was at the protest today: SPPD was on site when I got there, but their numbers continued to swell. The crowd was loud af but not at all violent- nor were they impeding agents "doing their jobs" or residents. SPPD was in good spirits- many were smiling and laughing. The protesters were told to +
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is just to say

I have given the groundhog the plums that were in the icebox

Forgive me, for they are so chonky and so cute
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.

The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I do not think about the things I do not think about, Charlie Brown
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I work for a well known chain of DIY shops, and sold Katie Hopkins an awful lawnmower. It happened around a fortnight before she declared herself bankrupt, so I like to think that I was the final nail in her financial coffin.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I DON'T WANT TOOOOO
*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Dream on, Sluggo
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers.

"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."

It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.

www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
Heartbroken family of trans teen speaks out about how bullying led to his death
The family of trans Iowa student Miles Phipps has spoken out about bullying following losing their son to suicide. He was just 15-years-old.
www.thepinknews.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Good, I’m not the worst poet

#Timely
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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And now a word from AOC.
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bamboo harvest canyon felching

To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This needs to be my life.

I also want a zamboni full of drag queens.
This emergency forklift driven by a person in a gorilla suit rave is mostly for @erinbiba.bsky.social but the rest of you might enjoy it too. (Flash warning!)
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Can we pay him to put it ALL behind a paywall?
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM