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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 6h

A laugh, rueful

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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 6h

“Surprise all-hands meeting.”

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 6h

Oh my god, someone do a slow cover of "Absolutely" by Nine Days

Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 7h

A story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world would be such horror.

Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 6h

Photo (also labeled, in case you have a difficult thing about spiders)

Spider crawling on the wall. I see him and he sees it all. Yes, I just quoted Danny Elfman.

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 7h

A spider said hi. So did I.

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 7h

A story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world would be such horror.

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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 10h

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 7h

No lie, today I briefly danced at work.

Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 2d

I should dance more, and also transphobes suck.

Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 2d

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 1d

We were able to teach them how to tie things, so they knot like us

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Austin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 7h

This is unwatchable

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 8h

I think Kinison would not see the point of it (some funny version of "NO ONE CARES!"). I also figure he'd say brutal stuff about the Hallow prayer app.

Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 10h

Would Sam Kinison have loved or hated social media?

a man in a beret is singing into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket

Alt: Sam Kinison screams his signature scream while doing stand-up comedy. Kinison died in 1992 when a drunk driver hit his car, for anyone too young to remember him.

media.tenor.com

Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you for "Nuts Out for Freedom" 👍🏻 #PortlandICEProtest #EmergencyWorldNakedBikeRide

Spider. @vaspider.gay · 8h

I would also just like to point out that it is currently 52° in Portland, & we've gotten about half an inch of rain today.

A lot of people were literally nuts out for freedom in some rather cold rain today. I'm willing to bet that most of the people turning their noses up aren't willing to do that.

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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 9h

If I could ban one storyline permanently from all teen dramas it would be “teacher sleeps with student.” It inevitably ends up romanticized and gross

Deadline @deadline.com · 9h

Nearly 30 years after 'Dawson's Creek' premiered, cast alum Busy Philipps recently admitted that one particular storyline did not age well.

Busy Philipps Calls Out “Insanely Inappropriate” Subplot From ‘Dawson’s Creek’ Pilot

Nearly 30 years after 'Dawson's Creek' premiered, cast alum Busy Philipps recently admitted that one particular storyline did not age well.

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Austin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 9h

Nope. Not a fan of anything about this movie and he’s just meh in it. I’ve never liked his work here. It’s loud and aggressive and not my thing. The winner in 1996 should’ve been Dwight Yoakum as an all time force of evil in Sling Blade.

Jason R. Wells, Esq. @jrwells82.bsky.social · 9h

Cuba Gooding, Jr. - JERRY MAGUIRE

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 9h

Keep in mind, it is 54°F and at least drizzling, with some downpours. This is dedication.

Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you, Portland. #EmergencyWorldNakedBikeRide

Suzette Smith @suzettesmith.bsky.social · 9h

Portland’s Emergency World Naked Bike Ride arrives at ICE

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 10h

Would Sam Kinison have loved or hated social media?

a man in a beret is singing into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket

Alt: Sam Kinison screams his signature scream while doing stand-up comedy. Kinison died in 1992 when a drunk driver hit his car, for anyone too young to remember him.

media.tenor.com

Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 13h

Get it for your friends everywhere

Phil Szostak @philszostak.bsky.social · 1d

Pre-order your copy of @ABRAMSbooks’ The Art of Star Wars: Andor (The Complete Series) today! Featuring artwork from all 24 episodes, plus extensive interviews with creator Tony Gilroy, star Diego Luna, Emmy-winning production designer Luke Hull, and many more! (May 19, 2026)

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javier grillo-marxuach @okbjgm.bsky.social · 13h

they are staging an “all-american halftime show” to counter bad bunny’s… what? his un-americanness? uh. guys. BAD BUNNY IS AN AMERICAN. PUERTO RICANS ARE US CITIZENS, YOU IGNORANT, INCURIOUS, JACKASSES.

Mike Royce @mikeroyce.bsky.social · 13h

every sentence in this story, except when Bad Bunny is quoted, is insane
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...

Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA plans rival Super Bowl halftime show

Turning Point USA plans to stage an “All American Halftime Show” during the Super Bowl, positioning the event as a patriotic counterpoint to Bad Bunny’s headlining performance at Levi’s...

www.sfchronicle.com

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, a band I could have mentioned: Matchbox 20

(I also don't like "Smooth," which might mean I'm broken)

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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 13h

new meme debuted

Photo of rick Monday recoiling in the broadcast booth as Stephen Nelson grabs his shoulder during an exciting play by play call

I have captioned Stephen’s hand “a clean inning” and Rick “Blake Trienen”

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 13h

My 2023 tweet replacing Bruce Boxleitner's face with Natalie Imbruglia's, captioned "Nothing's right, I'm Tron."

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 14h

You can't use stuff from his K-Pop phase

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 14h

My brother in college in 1990 took a science course. One of the class's textbooks had a section that wasn't used in class because the section was out of date. It claimed continental drift was caused by "a force from the east."

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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 14h

Now I'm hungry
(and I just ate)

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