Chance Shirley
@crewless.bsky.social
Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking. Enemy of the state (again).
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Chance Shirley
@crewless.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I wonder if anybody has posted a feature-length film to Bluesky yet.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
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This is such a great deal for any movie fan. It is far and away the best service out there. If I could only have 1, this is it. 📽️🩸
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January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This is such a great deal for any movie fan. It is far and away the best service out there. If I could only have 1, this is it. 📽️🩸
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I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays
rcjohnso / scripts
Free screenplays for Brick, Brothers Bloom and Looper.
www.rian-johnson.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays
Nice to see my rep doing the right thing.
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Nice to see my rep doing the right thing.
No hell hot enough.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 5:54 AM
No hell hot enough.
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🔴 Brand new comic now up on @boingboing.net
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Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909™️ and his urgent mission to save the timeline from an evil dictator!
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Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909™️ and his urgent mission to save the timeline from an evil dictator!
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Tom the Dancing Bug: The urgent mission of Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909
Please join the team that makes it possible for your friendly neighborhood comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug to exist in this world! JOIN US FOR 2026 IN THE INNER HIVE, and…
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January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
🔴 Brand new comic now up on @boingboing.net
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Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909™️ and his urgent mission to save the timeline from an evil dictator!
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boingboing.net/2026/01/21/t...
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Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909™️ and his urgent mission to save the timeline from an evil dictator!
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boingboing.net/2026/01/21/t...
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TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 AM
TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!
FINALLY.
Hakeem Jeffries comes out against the bill funding ICE and DHS. This seems like quite a big deal.
Scoop: House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries opposes bill funding DHS and ICE
Democrats are lining up against the bill.
www.axios.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 PM
FINALLY.
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Actually it was Athena as a teen mentioning how many cultural references she got only through watching Family Guy, which seemed unnatural until I remembered that Looney Tunes served exactly that function for me for cultural references from the 30s, 40s and 50s.
which begs the question - what's your Moment?
I'm not sure yet what mine is, but hearing Greenday on the classic rock station is right up there with my daughter referring to my childhood as "the 1900s" as if it were the deep past of sainted memory.
I'm not sure yet what mine is, but hearing Greenday on the classic rock station is right up there with my daughter referring to my childhood as "the 1900s" as if it were the deep past of sainted memory.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Actually it was Athena as a teen mentioning how many cultural references she got only through watching Family Guy, which seemed unnatural until I remembered that Looney Tunes served exactly that function for me for cultural references from the 30s, 40s and 50s.
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I was today years old when I found out that the Defiant CD player is a thing that exists
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I was today years old when I found out that the Defiant CD player is a thing that exists
You could tell me this is satire or it’s true, and I’d believe you either way.
President Trump says he decided to levy a 39% tariff on Swiss exports because Helene Budliger Artieda, director of the State Secretariat for Economic Affairs, “just rubbed me the wrong way.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 PM
You could tell me this is satire or it’s true, and I’d believe you either way.
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
Criterion really is the best streaming service.
Update: IT INCLUDES HOOPER!!!
Hmm, hmm.
January 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Criterion really is the best streaming service.
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Update: IT INCLUDES HOOPER!!!
January 21, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Update: IT INCLUDES HOOPER!!!
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Victor Fries has a phd (sometimes multiple phd’s), so why isn’t his villain name DOCTOR Freeze?
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Victor Fries has a phd (sometimes multiple phd’s), so why isn’t his villain name DOCTOR Freeze?
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10 years of this shit
January 20, 2026 at 10:44 PM
10 years of this shit
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Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
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Probably won’t include Hooper but it should include Hooper
STUNTS! ⚡️ Coming to the Criterion Channel in February!
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Probably won’t include Hooper but it should include Hooper
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Face/Off on Criterion Channel
January 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Face/Off on Criterion Channel
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Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
Top 19%. I’ll take it.
Vulture Cinematrix No. 665: Jan 20, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2514
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Vulture Cinematrix No. 665: Jan 20, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2514
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Play at:
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Cinematrix No. 665: January 20, 2026
Can you name a Natalie Portman movie that made $100 million?
vulture.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Top 19%. I’ll take it.
Vulture Cinematrix No. 665: Jan 20, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2514
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Play at:
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Vulture Cinematrix No. 665: Jan 20, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2514
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Play at:
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Sir, this is a Times Square Wendy’s.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Sir, this is a Times Square Wendy’s.
Seriously, what kind of fucking asshole hears “he’s good for small business and bad for the gays!” and says “perfect! sign me up!”
No hell hot enough for these fuckers.
No hell hot enough for these fuckers.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Seriously, what kind of fucking asshole hears “he’s good for small business and bad for the gays!” and says “perfect! sign me up!”
No hell hot enough for these fuckers.
No hell hot enough for these fuckers.
The leopards ate another face.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The leopards ate another face.