Chance Shirley
@crewless.bsky.social
Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking. Enemy of the state (again).
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Chance Shirley
@crewless.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I wonder if anybody has posted a feature-length film to Bluesky yet.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
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Landmark move: New York City's comptroller @bradlander.bsky.social, with hundreds of billions under his control, recommends dropping investment giant Blackrock because they won't reckon with climate change.
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NYC’s Lander Recommends Dropping $42 Billion BlackRock Mandate
New York City Comptroller Brad Lander is urging three of the city’s pension funds to drop BlackRock Inc. because of “inadequate” climate plans, the latest move to penalize investment firms for failing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Landmark move: New York City's comptroller @bradlander.bsky.social, with hundreds of billions under his control, recommends dropping investment giant Blackrock because they won't reckon with climate change.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A dream assignment: writing about Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT for the stunning new Criterion Collection 4K edition. Just in time for the holidays! ❄️❄️❄️ ❄️ @criterionchannl.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A dream assignment: writing about Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT for the stunning new Criterion Collection 4K edition. Just in time for the holidays! ❄️❄️❄️ ❄️ @criterionchannl.bsky.social
www.criterion.com/current/post...
www.criterion.com/current/post...
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My eight year daughter and I reviewed Zootopia 2. Our conversation also included an explanation of 0-10 ratings systems, whether we would ever eat bugs, and how the new movie stacks up against Wicked, which are her favorite films ever — or so I thought...
A Brutally Honest Kid’s Review of ‘Zootopia 2’
Here’s what an 8 year old fan of the new Disney movie really thought about it.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My eight year daughter and I reviewed Zootopia 2. Our conversation also included an explanation of 0-10 ratings systems, whether we would ever eat bugs, and how the new movie stacks up against Wicked, which are her favorite films ever — or so I thought...
Mr. President, please officially rename the party to Tepublican. I want to see (T) next to names on election ballots. That would be very cool and not weird at all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mr. President, please officially rename the party to Tepublican. I want to see (T) next to names on election ballots. That would be very cool and not weird at all.
She’s still a garbage senator and a garbage human being.
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
She’s still a garbage senator and a garbage human being.
Another Master and Commander movie would be nice. And could we get another Carpenter/Russell movie?
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Another Master and Commander movie would be nice. And could we get another Carpenter/Russell movie?
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Snocaps, s/t (****1/2): Opens as a glorious, note-perfect homage to 90s Modern Rock radio and ends as what sounds like a great new Waxahatchee record. Meaning that I have zero interest in debating the semantics of how "country" it is and will simply claim it outright. Tremendous work by all parties.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Snocaps, s/t (****1/2): Opens as a glorious, note-perfect homage to 90s Modern Rock radio and ends as what sounds like a great new Waxahatchee record. Meaning that I have zero interest in debating the semantics of how "country" it is and will simply claim it outright. Tremendous work by all parties.
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The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
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November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
Dang. Trump is just breaking even approval-wise in *Alabama*. That’s wild.
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Dang. Trump is just breaking even approval-wise in *Alabama*. That’s wild.
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I saw this movie as a kid, when it came out, and loved it. But it's kind of hilarious to me now that the poster was so intent on convincing the audience it's just like Indiana Jones (it's really not).
Dreamscape - 1984 one sheet movie poster original 27x41 | eBay
Size: 27x41. Year: 1984.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I saw this movie as a kid, when it came out, and loved it. But it's kind of hilarious to me now that the poster was so intent on convincing the audience it's just like Indiana Jones (it's really not).
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New @cityweekly.bsky.social reviews of Thanksgiving weekend's new theatrical and streaming releases: ZOOTOPIA 2; WAKE UP DEAD MAN; ETERNITY; LEFT-HANDED GIRL. www.cityweekly.net/film/film-re...
Film Reviews: New releases for Nov. 26 - 28
Wake Up Dead Man; Zootopia 2; Eternity; Left-Handed Girl
www.cityweekly.net
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
New @cityweekly.bsky.social reviews of Thanksgiving weekend's new theatrical and streaming releases: ZOOTOPIA 2; WAKE UP DEAD MAN; ETERNITY; LEFT-HANDED GIRL. www.cityweekly.net/film/film-re...
If a white dude gets canceled because he sexually harasses women, the President of the U.S. will get him un-canceled.
It’s like a pardon but much more disgusting.
It’s like a pardon but much more disgusting.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If a white dude gets canceled because he sexually harasses women, the President of the U.S. will get him un-canceled.
It’s like a pardon but much more disgusting.
It’s like a pardon but much more disgusting.
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Oh, wow. I hate literally everything about this.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Oh, wow. I hate literally everything about this.
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This from the same industry that fired Gretchen Felker-Martin off of Red Hood for speaking ill of Charlie Kirk after his death. They know who they want to protect.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This from the same industry that fired Gretchen Felker-Martin off of Red Hood for speaking ill of Charlie Kirk after his death. They know who they want to protect.
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You will pry my obsolete cables from my cold, dead hands!
(Ooh look, this one is S-VGA!)
(Ooh look, this one is S-VGA!)
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You will pry my obsolete cables from my cold, dead hands!
(Ooh look, this one is S-VGA!)
(Ooh look, this one is S-VGA!)
@drewsky.app I think you’ll appreciate today’s Flash comic.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@drewsky.app I think you’ll appreciate today’s Flash comic.
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Your Tuesday FLASH GORDON 🎶
Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2025-11-25 | Comics Kingdom
Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from November 25, 2025, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.
comicskingdom.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Your Tuesday FLASH GORDON 🎶
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Every day... scroll to a random section of your photo gallery and delete the shit ones until you get bored. Eventually you'll have a manageable collection!
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Every day... scroll to a random section of your photo gallery and delete the shit ones until you get bored. Eventually you'll have a manageable collection!
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
I resent this post, mainly because I don’t have any plants because I have whatever the opposite of a green thumb is.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I resent this post, mainly because I don’t have any plants because I have whatever the opposite of a green thumb is.
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good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
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November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM