Sissy (OH LORD IT'S COLD)
@sissyblade.bsky.social
Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.
Pinned
Me on the outside: *calmly sipping tea*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That’s what’s up.
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Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂
I have two:
"This is gonna suck."
"But is the menace with us? Or is the monster gone?"
"This is gonna suck."
"But is the menace with us? Or is the monster gone?"
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I have two:
"This is gonna suck."
"But is the menace with us? Or is the monster gone?"
"This is gonna suck."
"But is the menace with us? Or is the monster gone?"
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Post a banger that isn't in English
(It starts as a lovely ballad full of pathos, and she has to stop because the fans are screaming so much beautiful love at her, but about three minutes in, she rips your ears off)
youtu.be/wrHr-WAqNd8?...
(It starts as a lovely ballad full of pathos, and she has to stop because the fans are screaming so much beautiful love at her, but about three minutes in, she rips your ears off)
youtu.be/wrHr-WAqNd8?...
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English
(It starts as a lovely ballad full of pathos, and she has to stop because the fans are screaming so much beautiful love at her, but about three minutes in, she rips your ears off)
youtu.be/wrHr-WAqNd8?...
(It starts as a lovely ballad full of pathos, and she has to stop because the fans are screaming so much beautiful love at her, but about three minutes in, she rips your ears off)
youtu.be/wrHr-WAqNd8?...
HE ABOUT TO CURSE SOMEONE AGAIN?
Lord... 🤣
Lord... 🤣
When I saw Aubrey Graham make that bet, I knew which way the wind was blowing
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
HE ABOUT TO CURSE SOMEONE AGAIN?
Lord... 🤣
Lord... 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breathes*
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breathes*
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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lol Twitter is down
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
lol Twitter is down
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
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The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
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By the way, I watched the whole clip that the Obama part is from. It's got two Lion King characters. The rest are just animals with Democrats' faces and Trump as a lion.
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
By the way, I watched the whole clip that the Obama part is from. It's got two Lion King characters. The rest are just animals with Democrats' faces and Trump as a lion.
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Oh, you mean that the asshole who made the video had a choice of animals and just happened to land on monkeys for the Obamas? Fuck off.
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Oh, you mean that the asshole who made the video had a choice of animals and just happened to land on monkeys for the Obamas? Fuck off.
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"Wow, Trump's lost the WRESTLING crowd."
He never had the wrestling crowd, particularly from the AEW side.
He never had the wrestling crowd, particularly from the AEW side.
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
"Wow, Trump's lost the WRESTLING crowd."
He never had the wrestling crowd, particularly from the AEW side.
He never had the wrestling crowd, particularly from the AEW side.
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watch us, bitch
This is an absolute threat. “You’re not going to stop ICE. You’re not going to stop Border Patrol.”
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
watch us, bitch
I just showered, saw this...
And now I want to take another shower. Good lord, these emails are obviously beyond horrific.
And now I want to take another shower. Good lord, these emails are obviously beyond horrific.
Deepak Chopra in the Epstein Files writing, "God is a construct, Cute girls are real." In this same exchange, he responds to Epstein, asking, "Did you find me a cute israeli? :)" with "Cute girls are aware when they make noises." www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I just showered, saw this...
And now I want to take another shower. Good lord, these emails are obviously beyond horrific.
And now I want to take another shower. Good lord, these emails are obviously beyond horrific.
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Burn it all down.
This level of disgusting racism and cruelty didn’t exist in a vacuum, and it didn’t end with Epstein.
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Burn it all down.
Oh, HELL...
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Oh, HELL...
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BREAKING NEWS: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein connected New York Giants chairman and co-owner Steve Tisch with multiple women, according to newly released emails.
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein connected New York Giants chairman and co-owner Steve Tisch with multiple women, according to newly released emails.
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Jake Hager literally has a brick where his brain should be.
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Jake Hager literally has a brick where his brain should be.
Never too late when there's a kajillion coney islands here. Welcome to the (currently cold as hell) Motor City. 🙂
Detroit, I have arrived, and I’m pretty sure it’s too late for dinner :(
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Never too late when there's a kajillion coney islands here. Welcome to the (currently cold as hell) Motor City. 🙂
*was totally distracted by Ace's thighs*
I'm... sure that was a good match. Yup.
I'm... sure that was a good match. Yup.
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
*was totally distracted by Ace's thighs*
I'm... sure that was a good match. Yup.
I'm... sure that was a good match. Yup.
So. Uh...
This cold ass weather caused a water main break on my street.
Gonna be a mess in the morning.
This cold ass weather caused a water main break on my street.
Gonna be a mess in the morning.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
So. Uh...
This cold ass weather caused a water main break on my street.
Gonna be a mess in the morning.
This cold ass weather caused a water main break on my street.
Gonna be a mess in the morning.
Welp, better let the BF know that we should do another round of this soon. 🤭
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Welp, better let the BF know that we should do another round of this soon. 🤭
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After some chungus on Twitter said "u cant be kawaii n blk," Black kawaii fans worldwide & JP users united to shout them down. One wrote: "Don't belittle Japan's kawaii. Calling it incompatible w/ a skin color is nonsense. What's incompatible w/ kawaii is being a racist like you."
January 28, 2026 at 5:14 AM
After some chungus on Twitter said "u cant be kawaii n blk," Black kawaii fans worldwide & JP users united to shout them down. One wrote: "Don't belittle Japan's kawaii. Calling it incompatible w/ a skin color is nonsense. What's incompatible w/ kawaii is being a racist like you."