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𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑾𝑩𝑶𝒀...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17h
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 14h
a close up of a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket smiling .
ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket smiling .
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Squidward Sword 🗡️ @violethour.bsky.social · 1d
That Robert Eggers movie about slapping a huge honking shnozz on a Star Wars robot was lowkey kinda spooky. I think it was called “Nose for Artoo”
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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 18h
it means "porno comics"
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 18h
the Eromanga Sea was an early Cretaceous-era shallow sea that used to be in inland Australia.

This shallow inland sea was great for fossil beds and opal deposition so that's why they got all them opals. No one knows what the Aboriginal term "eromanga" meant anymore.
A map of the Eromanga Sea which runs from Gulf of Carpentaria, run down to around Brisbane and covers the Great Artesian Basin and covers most of Queensland, half of the Simpson Desert, but doesn't reach the Great Australia Bight. The blue and white town sign that says "Welcome to Eromanga, further town from the sea" in the arid outback terrain but also the sign is wrong. Not about where it is, but the furthest town from the sea bit.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 21h
That's been up Jared Leto's bumhole
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 1d
Bad day for nonces!
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 1d
Now in Jaffa Cakes. For some reason.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 1d
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 1d
Now that sounds appealing if it's just corn, ginger and sugar. It won't be though.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 1d
Gets even better/weirder at Christmas here.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 2d
"the better man won" says president
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 2d
sixseven 🤣
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 2d
Ah yes, what Horizon needs to be successful is skipping quality control.
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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 3d
Sir Keir's Bill Clinton moment: "Yes, I've accessed saucy images before, but let me be clear: I have never in my life 'had a wank'."
Sir Keir making a speech.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 3d
Portland really IS a warzone! 😯
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 3d
I'm willing to bet that the horse deserved it
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 3d
your ass a wide area network
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 3d
Now Tony Blair gets to roll in and get his hands bloody.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 4d
Unsuccessfully attempting to "Goodnight Sweetheart" himself back to 1939.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 4d
archive.ph/2025.10.08-1...
A woman saying “OpenAl, Nvidia Fuel $1 Trillion Al Market With Web of Circular Deals” and a man opening a calendar to Ed Zitron the smiling man
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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 5d
He's only gone and written "fuck" on his face. What is he like!? 🤪
Marilyn Manson with "fuck" written on his face.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 6d
when you have that one friend who didn't pick up a subculture with everyone else but you're still cool
Behind the scenes image from one of the Hellraiser movies showing Clive Barker in street clothes holding the Lament Configuration and surrounded by the cenobites in costume
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 6d
stocking up on caganer statues
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tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Mar 25
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 6d
Shoe baby. Never sold.