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biathlon guns look fun as hell
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
biathlon guns look fun as hell
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Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
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They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
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Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/
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bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
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playstation has announced that the 2026 state of play is montana
February 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
playstation has announced that the 2026 state of play is montana
college basketball is kind of like methadone for football fans
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
college basketball is kind of like methadone for football fans
ohhh THAT'S why they brought in bill belichick
UNC is close to finalizing its policy which outlines permissible circumstances to *SECRETLY RECORD FACULTY IN THE CLASSROOM.*
UNC-Chapel Hill Preps Policy on Recording Professors
The school aims to clarify guidelines after a secret recording controversy and growing fear of surveillance.
www.theassemblync.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
ohhh THAT'S why they brought in bill belichick
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bill self? what, do i owe me money?
February 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
bill self? what, do i owe me money?
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every mock draft i've seen since dante moore announced his return to oregon has the jets taking arvell reese but i've seen very little indication he's a good fit in the style of defense aaron glenn wants to play
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
every mock draft i've seen since dante moore announced his return to oregon has the jets taking arvell reese but i've seen very little indication he's a good fit in the style of defense aaron glenn wants to play
heathcliff is a natural poster
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
heathcliff is a natural poster
fuck yes lmao
Rap: Adam Gase to join Chargers as an assistant focusing on the passing game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
fuck yes lmao
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feeling a surprising amount of pride for my guys
good luck to my guys sam darnold and leonard "big cat" williams
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
feeling a surprising amount of pride for my guys
drake maye seeing ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
drake maye seeing ghosts
woke 2 is here to stay
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
woke 2 is here to stay
good luck to my guys sam darnold and leonard "big cat" williams
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
good luck to my guys sam darnold and leonard "big cat" williams
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
this is why i always go without
Further ado 👎
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
this is why i always go without
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Report: Adam Gase a candidate for role with Bolts
Report: Adam Gase a candidate for role with Bolts
CBS Sports' Matt Zenitz reports that Adam Gase "has emerged" as an offensive assistant coach candidate for the Chargers.
dlvr.it
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Yeah I got rizz. I got Rizzoli & Isles on my damn TV screen!
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yeah I got rizz. I got Rizzoli & Isles on my damn TV screen!
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been waitin' all week for whiskey friday with toney dokoupil
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
been waitin' all week for whiskey friday with toney dokoupil