rissles
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robust and well-bodied
erratic at best and unwilling to clarify
erratic at best and unwilling to clarify
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Reading ghost stories from a century ago a lot of them begin like "Seeing as I was beset by Nerves, my doctor prescribed I travel the Continent for three months" oh word yeah that does sound helpful. I didn't know that was an option
February 16, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Reading ghost stories from a century ago a lot of them begin like "Seeing as I was beset by Nerves, my doctor prescribed I travel the Continent for three months" oh word yeah that does sound helpful. I didn't know that was an option
This is the silliest question ever but I used to make a lemon parmesan garlic chicken thing and I would add Dijon mustard to the sauce and have it over rice, it was great, WHERE did I get that recipe
February 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
This is the silliest question ever but I used to make a lemon parmesan garlic chicken thing and I would add Dijon mustard to the sauce and have it over rice, it was great, WHERE did I get that recipe
Sometimes being a parent is hard because the children don’t want to get up and go out in the snow and like. Me either!!!!!!!
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sometimes being a parent is hard because the children don’t want to get up and go out in the snow and like. Me either!!!!!!!
I love yelling about sports with @dancetheskies.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I love yelling about sports with @dancetheskies.bsky.social
The kids are sending good vibes to the Canadian skaters
February 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The kids are sending good vibes to the Canadian skaters
Now that the boys can both read I hear a lot of chorusing of Calvin and Hobbes strips
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Now that the boys can both read I hear a lot of chorusing of Calvin and Hobbes strips
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ACTUAL MOBY DICK: profoundly queer, and they were SHIPMATES, there's only one bed
MOBY DICK IN MY BRAIN, APPARENTLY: The WAS Only One Bed And Now There's Not Even That Anymore Thanks To This Goddamn Whale
MOBY DICK IN MY BRAIN, APPARENTLY: The WAS Only One Bed And Now There's Not Even That Anymore Thanks To This Goddamn Whale
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
ACTUAL MOBY DICK: profoundly queer, and they were SHIPMATES, there's only one bed
MOBY DICK IN MY BRAIN, APPARENTLY: The WAS Only One Bed And Now There's Not Even That Anymore Thanks To This Goddamn Whale
MOBY DICK IN MY BRAIN, APPARENTLY: The WAS Only One Bed And Now There's Not Even That Anymore Thanks To This Goddamn Whale
I’m going to the Nordic spa on Thursday night and it’s gonna be -26. The cold plunge will just be “the air”
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I’m going to the Nordic spa on Thursday night and it’s gonna be -26. The cold plunge will just be “the air”
Huh, I ate breakfast* and didn’t just mainline coffee before work today and it’s gone much faster and more pleasantly than usual. Well, no lesson to be learned from that, I’m sure!
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Huh, I ate breakfast* and didn’t just mainline coffee before work today and it’s gone much faster and more pleasantly than usual. Well, no lesson to be learned from that, I’m sure!
Man they used to make enjoyably trashy mid-budget movies.
Finally got Rae to watch one of my favourite movies, The Three Musketeers, tonight. It's so campy and very ridiculous, and Tim Curry is such an excellent villain.
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Man they used to make enjoyably trashy mid-budget movies.
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No you bumped your cgm helping to move furniture out of your in-laws house tonight, less than halfway through the cycle for said cgm. #t1d
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
No you bumped your cgm helping to move furniture out of your in-laws house tonight, less than halfway through the cycle for said cgm. #t1d
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why are girls making this request
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
why are girls making this request
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If you know anyone who has to take care of a three year old on a regular basis you should buy them a gift or a little treat, the caretaker. Not the kid
February 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
If you know anyone who has to take care of a three year old on a regular basis you should buy them a gift or a little treat, the caretaker. Not the kid
Belated figure skating tweet: good Lord did any of these guys not fall
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Belated figure skating tweet: good Lord did any of these guys not fall
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Hmm.
1. I don't believe her.
2. Let's ask Minister Dan Williams.
3. Let's ask MAGA hat wearing Minister Devin Dreeshen.
4. Let's ask some of the CPC MPs from Alberta.
1. I don't believe her.
2. Let's ask Minister Dan Williams.
3. Let's ask MAGA hat wearing Minister Devin Dreeshen.
4. Let's ask some of the CPC MPs from Alberta.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says she has not signed a petition currently gathering signatures for a referendum to pull the province out of Confederation.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says she hasn’t signed separatist petition, or any other
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says she has not signed a petition currently gathering signatures for a referendum to pull the province out of Confederation.
bit.ly
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Hmm.
1. I don't believe her.
2. Let's ask Minister Dan Williams.
3. Let's ask MAGA hat wearing Minister Devin Dreeshen.
4. Let's ask some of the CPC MPs from Alberta.
1. I don't believe her.
2. Let's ask Minister Dan Williams.
3. Let's ask MAGA hat wearing Minister Devin Dreeshen.
4. Let's ask some of the CPC MPs from Alberta.
T is opening his Valentines at home (45 of them, his teachers are saints) and saying “thank you!” to each friend in absentia as he reads their names 🥹
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
T is opening his Valentines at home (45 of them, his teachers are saints) and saying “thank you!” to each friend in absentia as he reads their names 🥹
M, observing a construction site: “looks like that house is coming down soon.”
Me: “oh, what makes you think that?”
M: “oh, my brain is just letting me say it.”
Me: “oh, what makes you think that?”
M: “oh, my brain is just letting me say it.”
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
M, observing a construction site: “looks like that house is coming down soon.”
Me: “oh, what makes you think that?”
M: “oh, my brain is just letting me say it.”
Me: “oh, what makes you think that?”
M: “oh, my brain is just letting me say it.”
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what if we kissed while singing little tunes from the 15th century heart shaped book of french love songs ?
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
what if we kissed while singing little tunes from the 15th century heart shaped book of french love songs ?
it’s fucking everywhere and it’s so stupid
My kingdom for a department that doesn't want to start using AI to help decipher building code articles. Especially when the results are categorically wrong, if not dangerous.
This is literally our job. Stop willfully using a tool that management stated they want to replace us with.
This is literally our job. Stop willfully using a tool that management stated they want to replace us with.
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
it’s fucking everywhere and it’s so stupid
I took the three kids swimming at the leisure centre by myself 💪🏼
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I took the three kids swimming at the leisure centre by myself 💪🏼
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A swish of old Hollywood glamour here with the exuberant costume that was designed by Travis Banton for Claudette Colbert in the 1934 film Cleopatra. Zesty satin in pleats and swags, Collection of Motion Picture Costume Design #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A swish of old Hollywood glamour here with the exuberant costume that was designed by Travis Banton for Claudette Colbert in the 1934 film Cleopatra. Zesty satin in pleats and swags, Collection of Motion Picture Costume Design #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Staring down the I Need To Stop Spending Money dilemma
Staring down the Now I Need a Caffeinated Sweet Treat dilemma
Staring down the Lunchman’s Dilemma @malaiseforever.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Staring down the I Need To Stop Spending Money dilemma
Staring down the Now I Need a Caffeinated Sweet Treat dilemma
Staring down the Lunchman’s Dilemma @malaiseforever.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Staring down the Now I Need a Caffeinated Sweet Treat dilemma
Staring down the Lunchman’s Dilemma @malaiseforever.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Staring down the Lunchman’s Dilemma @malaiseforever.bsky.social