o magnum rissterium
@slowseptember.bsky.social
robust and well-bodied
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O ye whales and all that move in the waters, bless ye the Lord
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
O ye whales and all that move in the waters, bless ye the Lord
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December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
come on down to the farmers market! I hear the sausagemonger overslept and is real cranky
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
come on down to the farmers market! I hear the sausagemonger overslept and is real cranky
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please don't put it in the newspapers that they think me mad.
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
please don't put it in the newspapers that they think me mad.
M put herself to bed at 5:30.
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
M put herself to bed at 5:30.
I heard this on the radio today and screeched “oh, what a FUCKING coward!” so loudly that H started to laugh
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🇨🇦 ALBERTA HIKES CITIZEN-INITIATED REFERENDUM FEE 5,000% 🇨🇦
The cost to launch a citizen-initiated referendum has jumped from $500 to $25,000.
Premier Danielle Smith's government says the hike is needed to discourage "frivolous" petitions.
Lisa Johnson reports...
#AbLeg #Alberta #Democracy
🇨🇦 ALBERTA HIKES CITIZEN-INITIATED REFERENDUM FEE 5,000% 🇨🇦
The cost to launch a citizen-initiated referendum has jumped from $500 to $25,000.
Premier Danielle Smith's government says the hike is needed to discourage "frivolous" petitions.
Lisa Johnson reports...
#AbLeg #Alberta #Democracy
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I heard this on the radio today and screeched “oh, what a FUCKING coward!” so loudly that H started to laugh
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"Direct Democracy" for all citizens - if you're rich and can afford it.
Maybe get a direct deposit to your bank account from wealthy American Republicans?
Maybe get a direct deposit to your bank account from wealthy American Republicans?
1/6
🇨🇦 ALBERTA HIKES CITIZEN-INITIATED REFERENDUM FEE 5,000% 🇨🇦
The cost to launch a citizen-initiated referendum has jumped from $500 to $25,000.
Premier Danielle Smith's government says the hike is needed to discourage "frivolous" petitions.
Lisa Johnson reports...
#AbLeg #Alberta #Democracy
🇨🇦 ALBERTA HIKES CITIZEN-INITIATED REFERENDUM FEE 5,000% 🇨🇦
The cost to launch a citizen-initiated referendum has jumped from $500 to $25,000.
Premier Danielle Smith's government says the hike is needed to discourage "frivolous" petitions.
Lisa Johnson reports...
#AbLeg #Alberta #Democracy
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Direct Democracy" for all citizens - if you're rich and can afford it.
Maybe get a direct deposit to your bank account from wealthy American Republicans?
Maybe get a direct deposit to your bank account from wealthy American Republicans?
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Sometimes a house just sucks! I'm Shirley Jackson and you're watching Hill House Haunters
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes a house just sucks! I'm Shirley Jackson and you're watching Hill House Haunters
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
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I said “it sounds like you’re just feeding municipal vehicles to the hill” and the mayor of Montreal started crying
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I said “it sounds like you’re just feeding municipal vehicles to the hill” and the mayor of Montreal started crying
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as a wayside school scholar, it's honestly wild to see how universal misremembering sammy is. everyone seems to remember him as several living rats in a raincoat when in actuality he was one dead rat wearing many layers of raincoats
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
as a wayside school scholar, it's honestly wild to see how universal misremembering sammy is. everyone seems to remember him as several living rats in a raincoat when in actuality he was one dead rat wearing many layers of raincoats
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i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit
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stop trying to make villains acceptable!!! likable, relatable, whatever it is exactly i don’t care and i want it to stop. we don’t need their backstory. i want to know why mrs. potts had a tea set worth of kids and no partner. where’s the deadbeat coffee pot dad?!
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
stop trying to make villains acceptable!!! likable, relatable, whatever it is exactly i don’t care and i want it to stop. we don’t need their backstory. i want to know why mrs. potts had a tea set worth of kids and no partner. where’s the deadbeat coffee pot dad?!
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Oh it's cold outside? should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Parson Brown?
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh it's cold outside? should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Parson Brown?
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this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
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"Caper for me, little man."
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Caper for me, little man."
Continuing my vanity, look at this great picture my brother took of me last night
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Continuing my vanity, look at this great picture my brother took of me last night
PRE matinee SELFie
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
PRE matinee SELFie
PRE show SELFie
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
PRE show SELFie
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hot gin probably hits like crazy when you're seven and have rickets
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
hot gin probably hits like crazy when you're seven and have rickets
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It's the weekend, baby
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's the weekend, baby
slept in a Relient K shirt, woke up and it was sunny with a high of 75
Slept in a Tragically Hip shirt, when I left your house this morning it was a little after nine
Slept in an Electric Mayhem shirt, woke up to aurora borealis shining down in Dallas.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
slept in a Relient K shirt, woke up and it was sunny with a high of 75
-17 and I just don’t want to do anything
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
-17 and I just don’t want to do anything