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Jared Harper
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Just doing my best.
Trying to raise kind children.
Stressed all the time.
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disney should go back to making movies about how it’s ok to steal from rich people
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I don't think free speech on campus ought to mean that a young coddled bigot gets to use their ignorance to casually destroy the career of a knowledgeable trans person on a random Wednesday
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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You don't need to be able to read every pore and eyelash on a character's face for "good" graphics. You need good art direction and design. Those are what ensure your game still looks striking and memorable even decades later.
When you consider that this beauty runs on 25 year old hardware, the possibilities for us are still endless.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Mystified by Dems worriedly telling everyone to be careful because the letter is probably fake. There's no proof it's fake. Just take the win! Act like Republicans for once and run with it. Assume it's real. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make headlines. Do TikTok videos. Shove it down their throats.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The GOP "healthcare plan," if they ever come out with one, is going to be "Peloton is 80% off and only the rich get chemo."

The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.
Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud

Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I dug deep into my YouTube algorithm to bring you sevelka, the 8th von trapp child who lives in the attic and im laughing so hard im crying
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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not to be rude but HURRDURRRRRRR
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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I kind of like this whole “We won’t buy your liquor but we will air your state-suppressed news stories” niche that Canada’s apparently carved out.
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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America is fucked
Chicago just sold off its unpaid ambulance bills to debt collectors, to pay for an 8% increase in the police budget
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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That's fucking it. I'm not touching your game until I see declarations and certification that no generative AI was used at any point in the process. Stop taking shortcuts at the expense of human creatives.
December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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We've entered the time of year known as The Eternal Weekend
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Toshiro Mifune in his Christmas sweater photographed for Eiga Star magazine, c. 1950
December 24, 2023 at 12:19 PM
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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See? Even Bill Clinton doesn’t care if Bill Clinton goes to jail!
Former President Bill Clinton calling for transparency.
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM