Monitor Lizard
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In case it wasn't clear, this account is anti-DHS
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It's another beautiful day to say fuck ICE. And fuck CBP. And the white nationalist DHS that deploys them. And the administration of overgrown racist toddlers that have given them free rein. And every single person and institution that supports them.
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It's another beautiful day to say fuck ICE. And fuck CBP. And the white nationalist DHS that deploys them. And the administration of overgrown racist toddlers that have given them free rein. And every single person and institution that supports them.
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
It's another beautiful day to say fuck ICE. And fuck CBP. And the white nationalist DHS that deploys them. And the administration of overgrown racist toddlers that have given them free rein. And every single person and institution that supports them.
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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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Hegseth (boorishly): Russia's cool. NATO sucks. Your security problem, Europe, is you're too brown and gay.
Vance (condescendingly): Russia's cool. Your security problem is you're too brown and Muslim.
Rubio (politely): Who cares about Russia. Your problem is you're not white or Christian enough.
Vance (condescendingly): Russia's cool. Your security problem is you're too brown and Muslim.
Rubio (politely): Who cares about Russia. Your problem is you're not white or Christian enough.
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Hegseth (boorishly): Russia's cool. NATO sucks. Your security problem, Europe, is you're too brown and gay.
Vance (condescendingly): Russia's cool. Your security problem is you're too brown and Muslim.
Rubio (politely): Who cares about Russia. Your problem is you're not white or Christian enough.
Vance (condescendingly): Russia's cool. Your security problem is you're too brown and Muslim.
Rubio (politely): Who cares about Russia. Your problem is you're not white or Christian enough.
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This is wild.
41 DUI arrests by a Tennessee trooper. All dismissed. 22 drivers were completely sober.
He “resigned”. No explanation. No accountability. No apology. His personnel file doesn’t even mention the cases.
Police departments shouldn’t be in the business of shielding corrupt officers.
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41 DUI arrests by a Tennessee trooper. All dismissed. 22 drivers were completely sober.
He “resigned”. No explanation. No accountability. No apology. His personnel file doesn’t even mention the cases.
Police departments shouldn’t be in the business of shielding corrupt officers.
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February 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This is wild.
41 DUI arrests by a Tennessee trooper. All dismissed. 22 drivers were completely sober.
He “resigned”. No explanation. No accountability. No apology. His personnel file doesn’t even mention the cases.
Police departments shouldn’t be in the business of shielding corrupt officers.
1/2
41 DUI arrests by a Tennessee trooper. All dismissed. 22 drivers were completely sober.
He “resigned”. No explanation. No accountability. No apology. His personnel file doesn’t even mention the cases.
Police departments shouldn’t be in the business of shielding corrupt officers.
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diversity is our common culture.
Elon's racist little post made me mad enough to write about it at CAMPAIGN TRAILS.
Diversity Is Our Strength
This morning, Elon Musk – the world's richest man and a key ally to the president of the United States – posted the content below to the white nationalist chat room and CSAM emporium he owns
There's ...
campaign-trails.ghost.io
February 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
diversity is our common culture.
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my pappy sent me a little haiku he wrote for a contest, about my auntie that died of cancer. he’s never wrote poetry before but i think this is a pretty great haiku:
potato salad. frybread.
now she’s in heaven—
no one knows the recipe.
potato salad. frybread.
now she’s in heaven—
no one knows the recipe.
February 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
my pappy sent me a little haiku he wrote for a contest, about my auntie that died of cancer. he’s never wrote poetry before but i think this is a pretty great haiku:
potato salad. frybread.
now she’s in heaven—
no one knows the recipe.
potato salad. frybread.
now she’s in heaven—
no one knows the recipe.
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The problem is that we have created a world where you can amass so much wealth that there are no consequences to making a string of the most evil AND ALSO dumb choices imaginable, over and over again.
And people will look at your toddler level reasoning and nod and go, "12d chess. Evil genius."
And people will look at your toddler level reasoning and nod and go, "12d chess. Evil genius."
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The problem is that we have created a world where you can amass so much wealth that there are no consequences to making a string of the most evil AND ALSO dumb choices imaginable, over and over again.
And people will look at your toddler level reasoning and nod and go, "12d chess. Evil genius."
And people will look at your toddler level reasoning and nod and go, "12d chess. Evil genius."
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With their ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ money, there are some corporations that will do all they can to keep that cash cow going.
As with war and 90% of the horrible things we do to fellow humans, we should always ask who stands to benefit financially.
As with war and 90% of the horrible things we do to fellow humans, we should always ask who stands to benefit financially.
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
With their ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ money, there are some corporations that will do all they can to keep that cash cow going.
As with war and 90% of the horrible things we do to fellow humans, we should always ask who stands to benefit financially.
As with war and 90% of the horrible things we do to fellow humans, we should always ask who stands to benefit financially.
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(“The white guys are back in charge” is the message just to speak it plainly.)
The Nazi tattoo, like Rahm’s candidacy, and Newsom’s podcast, are all different variations of the same message.
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
(“The white guys are back in charge” is the message just to speak it plainly.)
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It's unchartered, but we can see the terrain: the territory ahead includes masked secret police taking people to concentration camps but not new vaccines. That's our reward for a system in which fewer than 20 people, all of them deranged and malicious, control over $3 trillion.
The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
February 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It's unchartered, but we can see the terrain: the territory ahead includes masked secret police taking people to concentration camps but not new vaccines. That's our reward for a system in which fewer than 20 people, all of them deranged and malicious, control over $3 trillion.
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If you want to piss someone off who is hyper anti-vaxx, anti-tax, etc. just encourage them to go form their own separate society with people who agree with them.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
My most authoritarian opinion is that the MMR vaccine should be mandatory, with only medical (not religious or floofy) exemptions allowed. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
If you want to piss someone off who is hyper anti-vaxx, anti-tax, etc. just encourage them to go form their own separate society with people who agree with them.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
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🔥 “To me, when we're talking about what justice looks like, it's ultimately getting to a place where every single fascist agent and the leaders that directed them to do what they did are held accountable to the highest degree of the law. And that means prosecution.”
"The day of accountability will come": Rep. Delia Ramirez on abolishing and prosecuting DHS
The Handbasket spoke with the congresswoman who called out ICE long before it was popular.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
🔥 “To me, when we're talking about what justice looks like, it's ultimately getting to a place where every single fascist agent and the leaders that directed them to do what they did are held accountable to the highest degree of the law. And that means prosecution.”
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
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MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
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The arrest rate among CBP agents is higher than the arrest rate among undocumented immigrants.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The arrest rate among CBP agents is higher than the arrest rate among undocumented immigrants.
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There had to be a better way to state that this CPB used his position to coerce his married, *biological* neice into a relationship.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
There had to be a better way to state that this CPB used his position to coerce his married, *biological* neice into a relationship.
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At the time, Kristi Noem called this ”an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.”
And now?
Charges dropped.
New evidence is “materially inconsistent with the allegations.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
And now?
Charges dropped.
New evidence is “materially inconsistent with the allegations.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
Prosecutor Seeks to Drop Charges Against Immigrant Shot by ICE Agent
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
At the time, Kristi Noem called this ”an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.”
And now?
Charges dropped.
New evidence is “materially inconsistent with the allegations.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
And now?
Charges dropped.
New evidence is “materially inconsistent with the allegations.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
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Leqaa Kordia, 33, has been in ICE detention in Texas for almost a year. Last week she was hospitalized for a seizure.
She has not been charged with a crime.
She should be freed.
I DO NOT CARE WHETHER HER VIEWS ON ISRAEL ALIGN WITH YOURS. OR MINE. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
She has not been charged with a crime.
She should be freed.
I DO NOT CARE WHETHER HER VIEWS ON ISRAEL ALIGN WITH YOURS. OR MINE. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
Columbia Protester in ICE Custody for Nearly a Year Suffers Seizure
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Leqaa Kordia, 33, has been in ICE detention in Texas for almost a year. Last week she was hospitalized for a seizure.
She has not been charged with a crime.
She should be freed.
I DO NOT CARE WHETHER HER VIEWS ON ISRAEL ALIGN WITH YOURS. OR MINE. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
She has not been charged with a crime.
She should be freed.
I DO NOT CARE WHETHER HER VIEWS ON ISRAEL ALIGN WITH YOURS. OR MINE. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
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ICE is imprisoning 70,000 people for civil violations, and the number will likely double over the course of this year.
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
ICE is imprisoning 70,000 people for civil violations, and the number will likely double over the course of this year.
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it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
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Whoa, Fox reporting on C the weapon at Ft Bliss that caused the El Paso airport closure was being operated by CBP - DHS, *not* by the military
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Whoa, Fox reporting on C the weapon at Ft Bliss that caused the El Paso airport closure was being operated by CBP - DHS, *not* by the military
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Incredible update: "This article was updated to note that CNN reports there were at least four party balloons shot down by DOD, not just one."
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
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Mexican Cartel 'Drones' Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons: Report
FAA initially ordered the closure of airspace over El Paso for 10 days before backtracking.
gizmodo.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Incredible update: "This article was updated to note that CNN reports there were at least four party balloons shot down by DOD, not just one."
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
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