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smithcraft.bsky.social
@smithcraft.bsky.social
Just a spud, searching for his tomato.
With all of the localized flooding after the wonderful storms that just passed through the area, I often say I'm lucky that I live on the side of a bowl, and not the bottom.

But the more I look at the bowl, it almost seems to be a crater.

I think I'll start saying I live on the side of crater.
December 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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60 Minutes, dead at 57. The murder weapon was Bari Weiss.
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
And people wonder why human beings hate Mr Beast.

I don't even understand how he's still around.
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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from the other place. Three years ago...
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I saw a clip on IG that trumps live broadcast was AI.

The reasons don't work.

Double shadows around the picture frame! That's just multiple light sources.

Arm is coming out of the wrong part of his suit. He's bringing one arm forward so the other arm is going back.
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Stopped by at twitter to find the Paleoartist and was inundated with MAGAt and elon crap!

They decided to switch me to the "For you" feed (there are a lot of sick people out there!). Almost instantly a fake elon told me won a prize so they won an account report.
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Watched a video about hemoglobin found inside of dinosaur fossils and saw this funny picture of a T Rex choking a smaller dinosaur, so I had to look it up.

It's from a dinosaur art blog - sketchbookofawannabepaleoartist.wordpress.com

Check it out!
Sketchbook of a Wannabe Paleoartist
Amateur doodler and dinosaur nerd. Watch me try to grow as an artist.
sketchbookofawannabepaleoartist.wordpress.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Do NOT buy a Hisense TV!
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Todays million dollar idea:

Start making YouTube videos about things that were common knowledge 30 years ago.
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I guess I said something right for once!
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you don't have much of a subject, you don't have much of a movie.
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The Macintosh came out in 1984.

At that time The Finder was easy to use and responsive on an 8Mhz 68k CPU.

Now I have a much newer version of The Finder from 2021 running on an i7-8700.

And it's a dog! How did Apple accomplish this?

Just dragging an icon has a delay of a couple of seconds.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hey @sluggodoug.bsky.social

I love how a movie about vampires has to have the 'characters are fictitious' disclaimer!
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Batman always has a plan!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YhK...
Super Cafe - Super Hearing Christmas
YouTube video by How It Should Have Ended
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I could just about (commit crimes) for MacPaint and MacDraw.

Or a working version of SuperPaint.
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It seems like an eternity has passed since then.
Remember when we were not losing jobs in droves, or at odds with all our allies, or attacking other nations for their resources, or deploying masked thugs to terrorize our citizens, or pardoning drug traffickers and violent criminals in exchange for bribes?

It was only little over a year ago.
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Did Google stop doing the whole cache for websites?

Now when I click the three dots, I get a popup of sorts telling me some stuff about the site.
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hey @sluggodoug.bsky.social

Towards the end of Party 360 you played a Kinks cover.

I was in the kitchen making dinner so I kinda missed the name of the band and sometimes the album art in the app gets stuck so it didn't have that song.

Who was it that did that Kinks cover?
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Sure am glad I'm retired!
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Seeing Star Wars when it came out.

My mind was opened to glorious new universe of possibility.

The Matrix was another awakening.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
🤮🤮🤮
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
Dear gawd, we have THE MOST EMBARRASSING dictator.
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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BREAKING: Senate Republicans just blocked our bill to stop health care premiums from skyrocketing.
 
This vote was Republicans' last chance to do something before costs jump on January 1—once again, they refused.
 
This is health care sabotage & we will hold Republicans accountable.
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Idiots.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM