Matt
@smylie.bsky.social
Music, comics, professional wrestling, backyard chickens, cooking, and mutual aid organizations.
Going to concerts alone is the absolute best. You can get lost in the music and performance without worrying about anyone else.
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Going to concerts alone is the absolute best. You can get lost in the music and performance without worrying about anyone else.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Sometimes the internet is still good (sound ON):
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sometimes the internet is still good (sound ON):
Had this vintage GI Joe Chuckles waiting for me in the mail today when we got home at 1am. One of my absolute faves. Of course I opened the package before going to bed like a real loser. 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Had this vintage GI Joe Chuckles waiting for me in the mail today when we got home at 1am. One of my absolute faves. Of course I opened the package before going to bed like a real loser. 🫠
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
That ham is GONE
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
That ham is GONE
With this loco moco, I've now had all the Hawaiian foods I wanted to eat on this trip. Final day on the Big Island!
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
With this loco moco, I've now had all the Hawaiian foods I wanted to eat on this trip. Final day on the Big Island!
Been on the island almost a week, and finally got spam musubi this morning
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Been on the island almost a week, and finally got spam musubi this morning
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
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I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
My big island multivitamin for the week. I cannot begin to describe how appropriate the name is, and how I feel after drinking it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My big island multivitamin for the week. I cannot begin to describe how appropriate the name is, and how I feel after drinking it.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
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Queer folks and Monica Lewinsky catching strays from libs in response to the latest Epstein stuff sucks. It's the Do Better Challenge that they'll never accomplish.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Queer folks and Monica Lewinsky catching strays from libs in response to the latest Epstein stuff sucks. It's the Do Better Challenge that they'll never accomplish.
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Libs stop being homophobes challenge
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Libs stop being homophobes challenge
@prophiphop.bsky.social While listening to your latest episode with Cxffeeblack, I made those Gullah chewies that got a shoutout, and they're outstanding.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@prophiphop.bsky.social While listening to your latest episode with Cxffeeblack, I made those Gullah chewies that got a shoutout, and they're outstanding.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
Justified Season 2
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Justified Season 2
Finally got my Pythona hat trick completed. What a great year it's been for us Cobra-La sickos, and here's hoping we get Golobulus (and the Thunder Machine) from GI Joe in 2026!
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Finally got my Pythona hat trick completed. What a great year it's been for us Cobra-La sickos, and here's hoping we get Golobulus (and the Thunder Machine) from GI Joe in 2026!
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“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
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So when do people start being nice to leftists who were talking shit about the democrats for years now that everybody's talking shit about them?
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So when do people start being nice to leftists who were talking shit about the democrats for years now that everybody's talking shit about them?
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Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now: