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Justin
@someoneontwitter.bsky.social
Caffeine based life-form.

Professional typist, amateur dog walker. #ncfc

Norfolk UK feed : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zu5dl5nhuqzxhmbbxwr2kgt5/feed/norfolkuk
One for @iheartnoise.bsky.social perhaps
THERE HE IS. Hanging with Henry Flynt & Warhol Superstars in the 80s, deep dive into the wild grifters and pervs who put Fascism into the beginnings of yoga & new age culture, obligatory 360º psychogeographic moment and ALL the punk bands. As ever DM for a freebie if needed but pls support if poss.
No. 41b - Stewart Home Part 2
And we continue through Warhol superstars, tantric scammers and Masonic booming business...
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December 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Does anyone in #switzerland namely #zurich or #stgallen have an emergency #theremin ?
Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!

We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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circus marketing
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm seeing a lot of this nonsense in my fb feed. Aren't things complicated enough in 3D ?
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
And today, in "if you're not paying, you're the product" news...
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
We're dealing with the local authority - I can't give details, but i'm not sure if they are being obstructively bureaucratic, or weaponising incompetence.

If I said their paperwork was phoned in, I'd have people phoning in being offended on behalf of the phrase "phoned in".
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
whoever wins we lose
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The year is 2032. We are still waiting for the 2026 world cup draw to complete.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Game's gone.
What is this vomit inducing shite slop onn the telly fucking box!?

The fifa peace prize!?

Fuuuuck offfff…
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
New York canaries, if you fancy joining some Hoops down at the football factory on Saturday, they'll be there and you'll be welcome to join them #ncfc
It is indeed! Hope they make it down, they are more than welcome to join us!
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Prince
The Hives
Foo Fighters
They Might Be Giants
Carina Round
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

-The Cure
-65daysofstatic
-Pearl Jam
-Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
-Kylie Minogue
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

-Four Tet
-Arcade Fire
-Hot Chip
-Caribou
-Frightened Rabbit
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This might be the Monday-est thing to ever happen to anyone.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Daughter in the car earlier: "I think the problem is that I find people too stressful".

Same mate. Same.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Script writers are phoning it in again with the ironies, I see.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
At the pearly gates, St Peter :

"I'm terribly sorry for the hold-up, we've got to wait to see whether CNN interviews your family before we can let you in."
Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN would've already been on the ground & interviewed all their families & told their stories. We can be confident all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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A (horrible) alternate reality, inspired by yesterday.
#Cloudflare #Teletext #TeletextArt #Art
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This Cloudflare thing is all very inconvenient, but if it's not too much trouble, could they leave the bit that runs most of X down please ?

Nothing of value would be lost there.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He looks kind of flammable to be carrying fire around.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My kids are still taking the mickey for calling Korn a "niche band" 6 months ago - so I try not to have musical opinions in the house now. Also, probably them.
What is your biggest musical blindspot for someone precisely your age?

For me - an elder millennial - it is that I have never knowingly listened to INCUBUS, nor could I name even one of their songs if you put a gun to my head.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
#ncfc with wilshere going 4 unbeaten with Luton, I suppose the absolute banter outcome of this would be that we appoint wilshere, who brings JHT and riddersholm in as his coaches...
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A friend of a relation was called the wrong name by someone who had that wrong name as their name yesterday.

I'd like to think I'd have responded by calling them by my name in return, see how they like it.
I have unfollowed people on social media who have called me Andy. It’s not my name. I am not an Andy. You might as well call me Ronald. Call people by the name they want.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Ps you can buy my work if you like. This is a good way to create sparkling magical vibes that act as a natural analgesic
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just in case anyone is in #Sheffield, isn't at Hillsborough or a firework display and fancies a night out with some new bands playing, my son is playing tonight at The Washington. Proud dad moment from afar.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM