Tom Burnett
@speaker2animals.bsky.social
Former reporter, editor and bureau chief for newspapers and UPI. Retired and appalled at the state of my old profession.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Minneapolis PD releases Greg Bovino wanted poster.
Minneapolis PD releases Greg Bovino wanted poster.
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Miserable lying puppy-killer.
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Miserable lying puppy-killer.
He was down on the ground, beaten repeatedly, and then the f*cking Nazi ICE thug SHOT HIM. Murder!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
He was down on the ground, beaten repeatedly, and then the f*cking Nazi ICE thug SHOT HIM. Murder!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
Democrats in Congress!
Wake
The
F*ck
Up!
Stop this censorship, @moderation.bsky.app
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Stop this censorship, @moderation.bsky.app
Cadet Bone Spurs insults our allies.
Rod Stewart calls out “draft dodger” Trump for denigrating the service of allied combat vets, and says that PM Keir Starmer must insist that Trump publicly apologize.
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Cadet Bone Spurs insults our allies.
Yeah, the stakes were high! You had to decide whether to ask the coach, “What did you tell them in the locker room?” or “Do you think you can hold this lead, coach?” or “What’s your plan to come back in the 2nd half?” Crucial skills for a senator, definitely.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Yeah, the stakes were high! You had to decide whether to ask the coach, “What did you tell them in the locker room?” or “Do you think you can hold this lead, coach?” or “What’s your plan to come back in the 2nd half?” Crucial skills for a senator, definitely.
Hey, Couch Boy: is this your metaphor or a speech writer’s? Either way, you didn’t really put much thought into it.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hey, Couch Boy: is this your metaphor or a speech writer’s? Either way, you didn’t really put much thought into it.
What’s the likelihood they got him in the room and said, “Mr. President, if you back off the threats, we’ll make sure you have access to build those sites.” And after he left: “See? Once you realize he’s a senile moron, solving the problem is easy.“
BARTIROMO: What are we talking about? An acquisition of Greenland?
TRUMP: It's really being negotiated now, the details of it. But essentially it's total access. There's no end, no time limit.
TRUMP: It's really being negotiated now, the details of it. But essentially it's total access. There's no end, no time limit.
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
What’s the likelihood they got him in the room and said, “Mr. President, if you back off the threats, we’ll make sure you have access to build those sites.” And after he left: “See? Once you realize he’s a senile moron, solving the problem is easy.“
This is f*cking unreal. This is as criminal as anything supposedly done by the people these Nazi thugs are picking up.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This is f*cking unreal. This is as criminal as anything supposedly done by the people these Nazi thugs are picking up.
Most people in the town Orange Doofus is in right now speak German. “Gave Greenland back to Denmark?” Is there a daily contest among his staffers, “Watch what I can get him to believe.”
Trump to Davos: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German and a little Japanese perhaps. After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark. How stupid were we to do that? But we did it. But how ungrateful are they now?"
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Most people in the town Orange Doofus is in right now speak German. “Gave Greenland back to Denmark?” Is there a daily contest among his staffers, “Watch what I can get him to believe.”
There are always so many choices every DAY for the most batshit insane utterance, but this is in the top 5. Iceland? They called him “daddy?”
Trump on NATO: "Until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy."
(He means Greenland.)
(He means Greenland.)
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
There are always so many choices every DAY for the most batshit insane utterance, but this is in the top 5. Iceland? They called him “daddy?”
Say what you will about Nancy Pelosi, but she‘d be vocal and all over these traitorous weasels, both in the White House and across the aisle.
The Democratic leaders in Congress have repeatedly shown that they have no interest in leading an effective opposition.
They have no appetite for the legislative trench warfare this moment requires. They don't even have the will to speak about it clearly. They just want to be left alone.
They have no appetite for the legislative trench warfare this moment requires. They don't even have the will to speak about it clearly. They just want to be left alone.
We have to get rid of Jeffries and Schumer. We have to. It’s unendurable that these men are the most prominent Democrats of the moment. They are two of the most broadly undistinguished men I could imagine in politics, zero fire, zero fight, zero zeal, machine politicians with sinecures.
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Say what you will about Nancy Pelosi, but she‘d be vocal and all over these traitorous weasels, both in the White House and across the aisle.
This could be a chance to flip Nancy Mace’s seat Blue. She’s been endorsed by EMILY’s List.
Give her a follow: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Give her a follow: bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This could be a chance to flip Nancy Mace’s seat Blue. She’s been endorsed by EMILY’s List.
Give her a follow: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Give her a follow: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Reposted by Tom Burnett
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Reposted by Tom Burnett
Apparently, dancing in the street wearing a Teddy bear head is a crime in Nazi America. Think any fucking Republicans will do anything if Simon is right and Orange Shitstain and Puppy-Killer Barbie station their sturmtruppen at polling places?
Ten months until this is happening to black, brown and, yes, white voters known Democratic precincts.
A year and a half until a full-blown Kristallnacht. For those who continue to dissent, we already have the camps operational.
America is dying.
A year and a half until a full-blown Kristallnacht. For those who continue to dissent, we already have the camps operational.
America is dying.
I no longer recognize this country.
January 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Apparently, dancing in the street wearing a Teddy bear head is a crime in Nazi America. Think any fucking Republicans will do anything if Simon is right and Orange Shitstain and Puppy-Killer Barbie station their sturmtruppen at polling places?
This woman is awesome!
January 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This woman is awesome!
Is this clown really a Democrat? Is he trying to wrestle the Most Senile award from. Chuck Grassley?
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Is this clown really a Democrat? Is he trying to wrestle the Most Senile award from. Chuck Grassley?
Trump and Miller need to STFU about this. The US and Denmark agreed in a treaty in 1916 in which Denmark gave up possessions in the Caribbean in return for the U.S. ceding any interests in Greenland.
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Trump and Miller need to STFU about this. The US and Denmark agreed in a treaty in 1916 in which Denmark gave up possessions in the Caribbean in return for the U.S. ceding any interests in Greenland.
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
To be fair, he is protecting the “victims.” But in his case, the victims are friends who were seduced by evil 13-year-olds.
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
To be fair, he is protecting the “victims.” But in his case, the victims are friends who were seduced by evil 13-year-olds.
Stephen Miller gives Trump the go-ahead to attack Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Stephen Miller gives Trump the go-ahead to attack Venezuela.
Denmark ”is not being a good ally.“
Denmark, Georgia, Norway and Estonia contributed the highest number of troops — per capita — to the war against Al Qaeda in Afghanistan after 9/11. STFU, you miserable POS.
Denmark, Georgia, Norway and Estonia contributed the highest number of troops — per capita — to the war against Al Qaeda in Afghanistan after 9/11. STFU, you miserable POS.
They’re again advocating against Denmark when it comes to Greenland
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Denmark ”is not being a good ally.“
Denmark, Georgia, Norway and Estonia contributed the highest number of troops — per capita — to the war against Al Qaeda in Afghanistan after 9/11. STFU, you miserable POS.
Denmark, Georgia, Norway and Estonia contributed the highest number of troops — per capita — to the war against Al Qaeda in Afghanistan after 9/11. STFU, you miserable POS.