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Which mad billionaire will buy this place?
Comedy dabbler
Comedy dabbler
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I was reminded today of a spam popup I saw decades ago, the phrasing of which makes me laugh out loud every time I remember it.
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I was reminded today of a spam popup I saw decades ago, the phrasing of which makes me laugh out loud every time I remember it.
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
It said "would you mind fucking a slag from Southampton?"
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this also raises the frankly wonderful prospect of some Uruk Hai running a nice little boulangerie deep in the bowels of Isengard
much is made of "meat's back on the menu boys" but personally I'm quite compelled by the Uruk Hai complaining about days-old bread, man's been alive for at most two weeks, was grown from some revolting fleshy underground alien womb and already he yearns for a warm baguette
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
this also raises the frankly wonderful prospect of some Uruk Hai running a nice little boulangerie deep in the bowels of Isengard
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We don’t talk enough about how the quality of Bob’s Burgers has stayed so high for 16 seasons
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
We don’t talk enough about how the quality of Bob’s Burgers has stayed so high for 16 seasons
@soozuk.bsky.social thanks for recommending The Pitt. It’s actually perfect tv
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
@soozuk.bsky.social thanks for recommending The Pitt. It’s actually perfect tv
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I find myself watching the interminably banal ‘First Dates Beach Club’ solely to hear when Fred pronounces it ‘Bitch Club’
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I find myself watching the interminably banal ‘First Dates Beach Club’ solely to hear when Fred pronounces it ‘Bitch Club’
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
Started watching The Pitt now all I want to do is watch The Pitt
January 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Started watching The Pitt now all I want to do is watch The Pitt
I’m only still on the Other Site because of an account which tweets news of the latest UK criterion blu ray releases. Is this worth being potentially put on a register for????
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I’m only still on the Other Site because of an account which tweets news of the latest UK criterion blu ray releases. Is this worth being potentially put on a register for????
I have the way I’m a bit wary of seeing Hamnet. Is there anything to it other than a full on grief fest? Some of us have bereavement and didn’t then write the best play of all time. Will this film grief shame me????
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I have the way I’m a bit wary of seeing Hamnet. Is there anything to it other than a full on grief fest? Some of us have bereavement and didn’t then write the best play of all time. Will this film grief shame me????
I know there are more important things going on but Clarkson looks like a haunted ballsack
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I know there are more important things going on but Clarkson looks like a haunted ballsack
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The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources.
It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.
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I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
How Grok's sexual abuse hit a tipping point
Nonconsensual deepfakes on X are nothing new, but now it's built into the platform.
spitfirenews.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit deadline.com/2025/12/isia...
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
deadline.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit deadline.com/2025/12/isia...
I’m a lawyery adviser guy to King Henry VIII
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I’m a lawyery adviser guy to King Henry VIII
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
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I’ve done some things in my past that I find difficult to talk about for example there was the time I picked a peck of pickled pepper.
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’ve done some things in my past that I find difficult to talk about for example there was the time I picked a peck of pickled pepper.
Joe Wilkinson is way too famous to play some random guy who hooks up with Keira Knightley. He could play a fictionalised ‘Joe Wilkinson’ who hooks up with Keira Knightley
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Joe Wilkinson is way too famous to play some random guy who hooks up with Keira Knightley. He could play a fictionalised ‘Joe Wilkinson’ who hooks up with Keira Knightley
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There Goes Mr Humbug
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
There Goes Mr Humbug
All of the pictures of these sandwiches gave me the fear www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
‘The smell of truffle is genuinely glamorous’: the best Christmas sandwiches in 2025
Sandwich messiah Max Halley sorts the merry from the meh in our taste test of supermarket and high-street festive butties
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
All of the pictures of these sandwiches gave me the fear www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
The Fab Five help Larry David somehow
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Fab Five help Larry David somehow
Corporate synergy; Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle feature in the the new Harry Potter
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Corporate synergy; Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle feature in the the new Harry Potter