spocksucker
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WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??
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I’m sure we all remember from history class how the Allies defeated the Nazis in World War 2 with compromise, civilised discussion and adherence to political traditions.
January 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m sure we all remember from history class how the Allies defeated the Nazis in World War 2 with compromise, civilised discussion and adherence to political traditions.
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
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The administration of outgoing US President Joe Biden has notified Congress of a planned $8bn arms sale to Israel, according to US media reports, as the ally continues its devastating war on Gaza.
Biden notifies US Congress of planned $8bn arms sales to Israel: Reports
Package to include precision-guided munitions, artillery shells and air-to-air missiles, according to US media reports.
aje.io
January 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The administration of outgoing US President Joe Biden has notified Congress of a planned $8bn arms sale to Israel, according to US media reports, as the ally continues its devastating war on Gaza.
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what’s wrong with the guy from ratatouille? like what exactly is going on with his body that lets the rat do that. does his nerves stick out of the top of his head or something. has he ever been accidentally controlled by a hat
January 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
what’s wrong with the guy from ratatouille? like what exactly is going on with his body that lets the rat do that. does his nerves stick out of the top of his head or something. has he ever been accidentally controlled by a hat
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I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name
December 31, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name
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"Made entirely in the past year under unimaginable circumstances, From Ground Zero is more than a movie, it’s a miracle.”
The Oscar-shortlisted film “From Ground Zero” brings the raw realities of Gaza to life through the eyes of 22 Palestinian filmmakers.
Palestinian Film Centering Stories From Gaza Shortlisted for Oscars
Rashid Masharawi’s "From Ground Zero" weaves together the work of 22 Gazan filmmakers surviving through Israel’s continued attacks.
hyperallergic.com
December 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
"Made entirely in the past year under unimaginable circumstances, From Ground Zero is more than a movie, it’s a miracle.”
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
Loathsome
the detestable neelix
December 27, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Loathsome
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This very British type of complacency is infuriating and reminiscent of the useless Remain campaign in 2016, which failed to learn that the lying, manipulative hard Right doesn’t play by the same ethical rules as nice folk, has no sense of honourable conduct and sees fair play as weakness.
December 22, 2024 at 7:27 AM
This very British type of complacency is infuriating and reminiscent of the useless Remain campaign in 2016, which failed to learn that the lying, manipulative hard Right doesn’t play by the same ethical rules as nice folk, has no sense of honourable conduct and sees fair play as weakness.
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Five years ago my offspring sent me this. Still hilarious.
December 21, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Five years ago my offspring sent me this. Still hilarious.
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Self impregnating organisms - Mary - give birth to genetic copies of themself, so Jesus must have transitioned. Just as Eve was probably XY chromos, given she was cloned from Adam’s rib. Which means she would have been banned from the 100m and called a man by GCs. Happy Christmas everybody 🏳️⚧️😊❄️🎄
December 22, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Self impregnating organisms - Mary - give birth to genetic copies of themself, so Jesus must have transitioned. Just as Eve was probably XY chromos, given she was cloned from Adam’s rib. Which means she would have been banned from the 100m and called a man by GCs. Happy Christmas everybody 🏳️⚧️😊❄️🎄
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somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription
December 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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R is the most awful piece of shit language I've ever used in my life.
December 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
R is the most awful piece of shit language I've ever used in my life.
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At least 14 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli attacks across Gaza this morning, including 10 when Israeli fighter jets bombed a residential building in Gaza City.
🔗: aje.io/zuzrce
🔗: aje.io/zuzrce
December 17, 2024 at 8:22 AM
At least 14 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli attacks across Gaza this morning, including 10 when Israeli fighter jets bombed a residential building in Gaza City.
🔗: aje.io/zuzrce
🔗: aje.io/zuzrce
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First ever image of another multi-planet solar system captured by ESO Telescope
December 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
First ever image of another multi-planet solar system captured by ESO Telescope
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You've heard of elf on the shelf...
December 16, 2024 at 12:45 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf...
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Syria opposition forces have declared that the 24-year rule of President Bashar al-Assad has come to an end hours after fighters entered the capital, Damascus, following a lightning advance across the country ⤵️
Opposition fighters declare Syria’s Damascus ‘liberated’, al-Assad ousted
Opposition forces declare Syria free of Assad rule as the president reportedly flees the country.
aje.io
December 8, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Syria opposition forces have declared that the 24-year rule of President Bashar al-Assad has come to an end hours after fighters entered the capital, Damascus, following a lightning advance across the country ⤵️
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Keir Starmer once called on his own party to control arms exports and put human rights at the heart of foreign policy.
Now he looks the other way and makes the UK complicit in genocide.
If he has any principles left he must stop arming and supporting Israeli forces.
Now he looks the other way and makes the UK complicit in genocide.
If he has any principles left he must stop arming and supporting Israeli forces.
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Keir Starmer once called on his own party to control arms exports and put human rights at the heart of foreign policy.
Now he looks the other way and makes the UK complicit in genocide.
If he has any principles left he must stop arming and supporting Israeli forces.
Now he looks the other way and makes the UK complicit in genocide.
If he has any principles left he must stop arming and supporting Israeli forces.