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TENURED.
Stats. Sports. Stats and Sports. Data Art. Comedy. 2023 Big Data Bowl Finalist.
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Science and Comedy Show: www.uncontrolledvariables.com
DAD x 3.
TENURED.
Stats. Sports. Stats and Sports. Data Art. Comedy. 2023 Big Data Bowl Finalist.
Blog: www.statsinthewild.com
Science and Comedy Show: www.uncontrolledvariables.com
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This isn't gonna end well.
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📌We must never forget how quickly all these pathetic universities, corporations, and media outlets surrendered to this murdering fascist regime greasing the skids for all this.
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM
📌We must never forget how quickly all these pathetic universities, corporations, and media outlets surrendered to this murdering fascist regime greasing the skids for all this.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Might take me all of 2026, but I'm gonna do every Genuary (genuary.art/prompts) prompt and catalog them here: statsinthewild.com/art/genuary-...
PROMPTS – GENUARY
GENUARY is an artificially generated month of time where we build code that makes beautiful things.
genuary.art
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Might take me all of 2026, but I'm gonna do every Genuary (genuary.art/prompts) prompt and catalog them here: statsinthewild.com/art/genuary-...
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'm never wrong.
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I'm never wrong.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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Wrote about the use of misogyny and homophobia to diminish Renee Good's life and excuse her death open.substack.com/pub/autonomy...
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Wrote about the use of misogyny and homophobia to diminish Renee Good's life and excuse her death open.substack.com/pub/autonomy...
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Atticus Sappington is the best kicker of all time whose name evokes both Harper Lee and maple syrup
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Atticus Sappington is the best kicker of all time whose name evokes both Harper Lee and maple syrup
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My 10 best buddies from college and I would have a 30% chance of stopping a Bama run play on a fourth down
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My 10 best buddies from college and I would have a 30% chance of stopping a Bama run play on a fourth down
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Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
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Not complimentary in any way to Trump, I meant an insane reactionary cat owner who loves berets that spends his time desperately pleading for attention would be his best case if he had of had to work for a living
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Not complimentary in any way to Trump, I meant an insane reactionary cat owner who loves berets that spends his time desperately pleading for attention would be his best case if he had of had to work for a living
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If Donald Trump was born without a hundred million dollar inheritance he absolutely could have grown up into Curtis Sliwa
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
If Donald Trump was born without a hundred million dollar inheritance he absolutely could have grown up into Curtis Sliwa
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Curtis Sliwa, Real G, also Insane
January 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Curtis Sliwa, Real G, also Insane
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My family and I, and the entire Japanese American community on the West Coast, were denied due process during our internment in WWII. It is a cherished, critical right for all people within the U.S.’s borders.
December 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My family and I, and the entire Japanese American community on the West Coast, were denied due process during our internment in WWII. It is a cherished, critical right for all people within the U.S.’s borders.
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this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
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If you are using AI for academic research, you should be fired. The only thing I use it for is to convert citations, real citations, into bibtex format. If you haven't at least read the abstract of a paper, don't fucking cite it.
Do people realize that this is also happening with case law?
Like Do You Understand What That Fucking Means???
Like Do You Understand What That Fucking Means???
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you are using AI for academic research, you should be fired. The only thing I use it for is to convert citations, real citations, into bibtex format. If you haven't at least read the abstract of a paper, don't fucking cite it.
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If we treated him like a normal president he’d be in prison right now
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If we treated him like a normal president he’d be in prison right now
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
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Reagan was bad.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reagan was bad.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
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J*F*C
This is *exactly* the sort of thing I've been screaming about for decades: anti-science lofted to the level of a government-funded colossal waste of money, as well as more eroding of public confidence in science. RFK Jr. is an immense danger to this country.
This is *exactly* the sort of thing I've been screaming about for decades: anti-science lofted to the level of a government-funded colossal waste of money, as well as more eroding of public confidence in science. RFK Jr. is an immense danger to this country.
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill
www.scientificamerican.com/article/rfk-...
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
www.scientificamerican.com/article/rfk-...
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
www.scientificamerican.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
J*F*C
This is *exactly* the sort of thing I've been screaming about for decades: anti-science lofted to the level of a government-funded colossal waste of money, as well as more eroding of public confidence in science. RFK Jr. is an immense danger to this country.
This is *exactly* the sort of thing I've been screaming about for decades: anti-science lofted to the level of a government-funded colossal waste of money, as well as more eroding of public confidence in science. RFK Jr. is an immense danger to this country.