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Bert Paytato

@steerpikeoh.bsky.social

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Drummer with Crepuscular Buttocks. New album, A Cultured Whiff out this Autumn

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Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 31m

Oh yeah? More angry than me? Prove it

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 47m

Probably, but can any UK high street withstand yet another fucking coffee shop or 'Live Love Laugh' upcycled tat boutique?

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 1h

Tell us again, Barney, how our enemies are Ayoub Khan and Zack Polanski, not IDF affiliated thugs supported by Tommy Robinson.

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 13h

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Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 13h

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Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 14h

Simon Salad Cream lol

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 14h

Fat boy Slim lol

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 14h

Mark Commode lol

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 14h

ROCK AnD fUCcking Rooooolllllll

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Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 15h

My god Arsenal are dull #arsenal

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 15h

A Nince

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 15h

A council of bald knaves check the VAR screen #arsenal

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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 16h

Chicago - no kings

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 15h

Kevin got the ball! No penalty! #arsenal

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 15h

A Herbil, if you will

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 16h

We got lucky with a donor body. Had to settle for a hamster though

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 16h

1k to reattach a gerbils head last month. Licence to print money

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 16h

Calafiori looks a better striker than Gyokeres at the moment #arsenal

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Nick McGeehan @ncgeehan.bsky.social · 1d

A thread on Barney Ronay's article criticising the decision Birmingham City Council and supported by West Midlands police to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters from traveling to Birmingham. It might be a depressing decision but it's not a terrible one. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans is a terrible decision – and a depressing one | Barney Ronay

The idea that barring the Israeli club’s supporters from Villa Park will de-escalate a volatile situation just doesn’t stand up

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Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 21h

Perhaps the money? Just a wild guess

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 1d

The silence of the Westminster lobby as one of their own backs calls for me — an elected Member of Parliament — to be deported is telling.

No condemnation, just bootlicking of their proprietors and jostling for Zone 2 dinner party invites.

Our media class is rotten to the core.

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 22h

Roast Heron, Pottage and a side of Lampreys

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 22h

Banned 3 times no less. Thankfully for Barney, UEFA did the banning, negating the need for a national level response. They won't move a muscle for Maccabi though, cos they have to follow Infantino's lead.

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 22h

Pie and mash in liquor and walking about in the rain. Reading books, comical looks, pianos, tramps and trains

Bert Paytato @steerpikeoh.bsky.social · 1d

phonetic and itchy testicle