stefanielaine
@stefanielaine.bsky.social
she/her. fat. fan of college football, breakfast, and beards. not accepting criticism from white men at this time.
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Calling up your Dem senators and thanking them for doing this is how you encourage them to hold the line, no matter how low your estimation of them is
👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Calling up your Dem senators and thanking them for doing this is how you encourage them to hold the line, no matter how low your estimation of them is
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
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i know all i do now is come on here and ask people to give their money away but please send a donation to the everywhere project in memory of dan mcquade!! i have worked with them before and they have been outside taking care of people even in this cold! share.inquirer.com/ErzpTT
January 30, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i know all i do now is come on here and ask people to give their money away but please send a donation to the everywhere project in memory of dan mcquade!! i have worked with them before and they have been outside taking care of people even in this cold! share.inquirer.com/ErzpTT
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I love the tribute from NBCSP.
But holy fuck I'm *cackling* that they picked the Halloween photo of Dan dressed as Ms. Rachel.
But holy fuck I'm *cackling* that they picked the Halloween photo of Dan dressed as Ms. Rachel.
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I love the tribute from NBCSP.
But holy fuck I'm *cackling* that they picked the Halloween photo of Dan dressed as Ms. Rachel.
But holy fuck I'm *cackling* that they picked the Halloween photo of Dan dressed as Ms. Rachel.
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"Minnesota Man" about to become a chaotic good version of "Florida Man."
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
"Minnesota Man" about to become a chaotic good version of "Florida Man."
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Gotta suck shit being a true Trump believer. You spend years roiling in anger over made-up bullshit. You fill a little bottle with piss or whatever and spray a 5-foot tall woman with it. She instantly squares up to kick the shit out of you. You go to jail. The goons you idolize say you work for her.
Until it was silenced 10 months ago by DOGE and self-proclaimed USAGM acting CEO Kari Lake, along with the rest of the nearly 50 language services of the Voice of America, VOA Somali reached on a weekly basis ~65% of adults in Somalia.
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Gotta suck shit being a true Trump believer. You spend years roiling in anger over made-up bullshit. You fill a little bottle with piss or whatever and spray a 5-foot tall woman with it. She instantly squares up to kick the shit out of you. You go to jail. The goons you idolize say you work for her.
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how the fuck you gonna reform a children’s concentration camp asshole
Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in government custody.
She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.
We need to reform immigration detention.
She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.
We need to reform immigration detention.
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 AM
how the fuck you gonna reform a children’s concentration camp asshole
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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A good time to repost this about Ilhan Omar 💕
A mutual aid organizer in Minneapolis told us that Ilhan Omar pops in to help with the foodbank.
No press, no photos, she just shows up and asks the organizers where she should pitch in.
No press, no photos, she just shows up and asks the organizers where she should pitch in.
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
A good time to repost this about Ilhan Omar 💕
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ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.
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there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november
Yeah. The Bluesky app has a zero tolerance policy towards wishing death on people.
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november
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the best part is the folks being like "well why should you keep getting better seats than me when I give more just because your family managed to get them 30 years ago?" and YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING RADICALIZED INSHALLAH YOU WILL KEEP EXPLORING THIS LINE OF THOUGHT BEYOND FOOTBALL TICKETS
Some drama on the Hog boards with our old boomers, who are no longer being allowed to keep their seats at donation levels that haven't changed for them in 30 years.
Frankly, I'm a little pissed to know we had been allowing that to begin with and it's taken this long to fix.
Frankly, I'm a little pissed to know we had been allowing that to begin with and it's taken this long to fix.
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 PM
the best part is the folks being like "well why should you keep getting better seats than me when I give more just because your family managed to get them 30 years ago?" and YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING RADICALIZED INSHALLAH YOU WILL KEEP EXPLORING THIS LINE OF THOUGHT BEYOND FOOTBALL TICKETS
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if i was the unitedhealth CEO I would simply think a little harder before putting my name to something like that. because i watched my predecessor get a bullet to the head and *everybody* wants to fuck the killer.
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
if i was the unitedhealth CEO I would simply think a little harder before putting my name to something like that. because i watched my predecessor get a bullet to the head and *everybody* wants to fuck the killer.
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I am once again tapping the sign that says “If you won’t allow us to hold individuals responsible, the only other option is collective retribution”
I [censored] [redacted] [unprintable] [censored] [redacted] [phone slams down]
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I am once again tapping the sign that says “If you won’t allow us to hold individuals responsible, the only other option is collective retribution”
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“I changed my mind.. You win”
Consider how many people had to literally die for you to reach a humane conclusion
Consider how many people had to literally die for you to reach a humane conclusion
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
“I changed my mind.. You win”
Consider how many people had to literally die for you to reach a humane conclusion
Consider how many people had to literally die for you to reach a humane conclusion
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find the helpers
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
find the helpers
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logging off to be hysterical offline but i love you people and remember to turn your inside thoughts into mutual aid links instead of posting them
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
logging off to be hysterical offline but i love you people and remember to turn your inside thoughts into mutual aid links instead of posting them
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We owe an incredible debt to the Minnesotans who are on the streets protesting and documenting what is happening.
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We owe an incredible debt to the Minnesotans who are on the streets protesting and documenting what is happening.