Ben Stephens
@stephensben.bsky.social
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Brit living in Chicago – professional copywriter, occasional improviser, happily weaning off Tw*tter.
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You probably didn’t hear much about this, because Joe Biden was hugged as a child.
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The Bari Weiss-led CBS News has had this up for 3 days and misspelled his name in the hed.
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CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

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Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports
The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.
www.cbsnews.com
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There were at least two ceasefires under Biden! In which more than five times as many living Israeli hostages were released in exchange for 240 Palestinians! Has everyone forgotten this?
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Also, ceasefires have happened under prior Presidents! The day he gets Palestine their own country he can be told he's the most special boy deserving of a shiny prize.
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Most of the people who support it are living paycheck to paycheck and could be wiped out by one trip to the hospital, but they keep chasing that dangling carrot of “One day I’ll be among the elite 400.”

Temporarily embarrassed billionaires.
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Thinking this is wrong and untenable isn’t radical.

Thinking it isn’t, is.
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This is the clearest explanation for this grift I’ve heard so far. Thank you Anonymous.
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Trump’s fraud stunt with the tariffs on China, cost the US economy $1.65 trillion, which was wiped out in seconds.
stephensben.bsky.social
Trump & Co not only do not love America, they don’t even *understand* America.
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Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.”
- George Orwell, 1984
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Those fascism professors from Yale fled to Canada in MARCH.
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WHO WAS PRESIDENT ON JAN 6, 2021?

I am so goddam serious. We cannot go on like this.
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Looking for new (to me) music!

1) Think of a band you love who many people have not heard of.
2) Recommend the one song of theirs that you think would make someone an immediate fan.
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The only Woody Allen movie I would save from a fire is Love and Death, and she is extremely funny in it.
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Just reading a little Current Affairs content.

(Brecht’s play transplants the rise of Hitler to the world of Chicago gangsters. I wonder if anything in it will resonate for any particular reason….)
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I am one inch shorter than Trump (6ft2) and weigh around 220lbs. There is literally no way that guy is 224.
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Been reading this, a sobering account of the experience of William Dodd, the US Ambassador to Germany, as he and his family arrived in Berlin in 1933 and witnessed Hitler’s attainment of full power and all the rising horrors that accompanied it.

Parallels to 2025 USA are EVERYWHERE, guys.
stephensben.bsky.social
Looking for new (to me) music!

1) Think of a band you love who many people have not heard of.
2) Recommend the one song of theirs that you think would make someone an immediate fan.
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“They got no stores left in Portland! They’re all burned down or boarded up!”

Meanwhile:
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Been reading this, a sobering account of the experience of William Dodd, the US Ambassador to Germany, as he and his family arrived in Berlin in 1933 and witnessed Hitler’s attainment of full power and all the rising horrors that accompanied it.

Parallels to 2025 USA are EVERYWHERE, guys.
stephensben.bsky.social
“They got no stores left in Portland! They’re all burned down or boarded up!”

Meanwhile:
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The movie villain Trump most consistently reminds me of is Christopher Walken as Max Zorin in A View to a Kill: a rich, amoral thug just grinning and laughing as he machine-guns his own people without a second thought.
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Mine: [jaunty music plays]
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The subtitles of my sextape would just say "squelching" and then, "I'm sorry," after 30 seconds.
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Note: The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded based on events in 2024, when Trump wasn’t even president.

He *might* be eligible in 2026, but by then he’ll be randomly shooting ppl from the White House roof like Ralph Fiennes in Schindler’s List, so it’ll be a tough sell.