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#MDANT and, to be frank, what could possibly top that.
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Fred Smith Forever
February 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Fred Smith Forever
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What’s got three thumbs, no heart and talks bollocks?
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
What’s got three thumbs, no heart and talks bollocks?
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the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
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France announced today it’s phasing out Teams, Zoom, etc. to be replaced with a French/European solution called Visio. The data is hosted on Outscale. Transcripts and subtitles are also handled by French providers. The target is set on 2027 for government agencies.
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
France announced today it’s phasing out Teams, Zoom, etc. to be replaced with a French/European solution called Visio. The data is hosted on Outscale. Transcripts and subtitles are also handled by French providers. The target is set on 2027 for government agencies.
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Just drop dead you horrible cunt.
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Just drop dead you horrible cunt.
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After the party to launch my second book in the pub opposite, I took some of my friends here for fish and chips and I paid for everyone with a fifty-pound note I strangely happened to have and NEVER have I felt so rich and successful. Good times.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
After the party to launch my second book in the pub opposite, I took some of my friends here for fish and chips and I paid for everyone with a fifty-pound note I strangely happened to have and NEVER have I felt so rich and successful. Good times.
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I'm clearly out of the loop because I didn't even know Brooklyn Beckham was married to Vanessa Feltz
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I'm clearly out of the loop because I didn't even know Brooklyn Beckham was married to Vanessa Feltz
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Thank goodness I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thank goodness I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.
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Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
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My pal Graham lives in NYC, he’s always right out there with his camera. He has some bollocks. ✊🏼
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My pal Graham lives in NYC, he’s always right out there with his camera. He has some bollocks. ✊🏼
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I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Ceefax - my dad in 1978
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Ceefax - my dad in 1978
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December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
The brief: rate basterdised but potentially delicious crisps.
The winner: not crisps.
Christ, you had one job to do...
The brief: rate basterdised but potentially delicious crisps.
The winner: not crisps.
Christ, you had one job to do...
‘Best eaten with a hangover’: the best (and worst) supermarket Christmas crisps, tasted and rated
’Tis the season for novelty crisps – from the delicious to the downright deranged. Crisp-addict Ravinder Bhogal crunched through the lot to find the festive flavours worth snacking on
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
The brief: rate basterdised but potentially delicious crisps.
The winner: not crisps.
Christ, you had one job to do...
The brief: rate basterdised but potentially delicious crisps.
The winner: not crisps.
Christ, you had one job to do...
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FIFA have essentially politicised football. Unequivocably. Therefore, they have completely lost all rights to sanction any individual player for political protest or display of allegiance on the pitch.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
FIFA have essentially politicised football. Unequivocably. Therefore, they have completely lost all rights to sanction any individual player for political protest or display of allegiance on the pitch.
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Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (17th November 1986). More words of wisdom from Kitty.
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (17th November 1986). More words of wisdom from Kitty.
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Alex Johnston on #OnlyConnect again. In shorts. And they say there's no God. #legs
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Alex Johnston on #OnlyConnect again. In shorts. And they say there's no God. #legs
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If they don't call this the Quorn Laws then the country truly is gone.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If they don't call this the Quorn Laws then the country truly is gone.
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The pariah formerly known as Prince
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The pariah formerly known as Prince
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NEW: Keir Starmer's Sharm el-Sheikh Diary
"hostages swapped like Panini football stickers, 20 Israelis for 1700 Palestinian detainees. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but I’m sure someone on TalkTV would be happy to shout it at me."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
"hostages swapped like Panini football stickers, 20 Israelis for 1700 Palestinian detainees. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but I’m sure someone on TalkTV would be happy to shout it at me."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Keir Starmer's Summit of Peace Diary
Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – Suite of Eternal Optimism, Four Seasons Total Landscaping Resort
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
NEW: Keir Starmer's Sharm el-Sheikh Diary
"hostages swapped like Panini football stickers, 20 Israelis for 1700 Palestinian detainees. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but I’m sure someone on TalkTV would be happy to shout it at me."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
"hostages swapped like Panini football stickers, 20 Israelis for 1700 Palestinian detainees. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but I’m sure someone on TalkTV would be happy to shout it at me."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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When you get an idea stuck in your head…
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When you get an idea stuck in your head…
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Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?"
It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x
It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x
October 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?"
It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x
It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x