Stickypeanut
@stickypeanut.bsky.social
Senior Eng Manager - SRE. Dad. Video Games , Politics, & Sports junkie. Aka Oakeri
@TheStickypeanut on the dead bird site.
@TheStickypeanut on the dead bird site.
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Double Ds florist here in Sac never lets me down. I just forgot to say no lilies because they make my big spawn sneeze!
February 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Double Ds florist here in Sac never lets me down. I just forgot to say no lilies because they make my big spawn sneeze!
@tomhaberstroh.bsky.social @bomani-jones.bsky.social Hey look at this! 😂
Jaren Jackson Jr. is going to have surgery in the next few days to remove a growth in his left knee that showed up in his post-trade MRI.
Jazz say they're not giving a timetable until after surgery, but Chris Haynes is reporting that he's likely out for the rest of the season.
Jazz say they're not giving a timetable until after surgery, but Chris Haynes is reporting that he's likely out for the rest of the season.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
@tomhaberstroh.bsky.social @bomani-jones.bsky.social Hey look at this! 😂
Noodle says what’s up
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Noodle says what’s up
I am fairly sure you’d find this amusing @edsbs.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I am fairly sure you’d find this amusing @edsbs.bsky.social
Welp I nuked my Nitro sub because of this shit. Go fuck yourself @discord.com - this is some dumb shit.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Welp I nuked my Nitro sub because of this shit. Go fuck yourself @discord.com - this is some dumb shit.
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
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i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
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“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass
WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States
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This was cathartic.
Fuck you.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
I won’t do what you tell me.
Stay till the end.
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 AM
This was cathartic.
@asharangappa.bsky.social I’ve been trying to figure out what it is that keeps Walz from deploying the NG to protect the citizens? Is it a legal block or just not escalating to that point of NG vs Feds?
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
@asharangappa.bsky.social I’ve been trying to figure out what it is that keeps Walz from deploying the NG to protect the citizens? Is it a legal block or just not escalating to that point of NG vs Feds?
I wonder if we should start a "trade Cascadia for Alberta" movement, who's in? @sharonk.bsky.social - just tell Trump there's a bunch of oil and it's close to the same amount of land? /s
January 23, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I wonder if we should start a "trade Cascadia for Alberta" movement, who's in? @sharonk.bsky.social - just tell Trump there's a bunch of oil and it's close to the same amount of land? /s
Oh my God it’s actually happening?! @mikegolicjr.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social do you believe in miracles???!!!
McDaniel has told coaches in the NFL he is moving west and taking the job to coach Justin Herbert.
Tampa and Philly had him as a top candidate.
Tampa and Philly had him as a top candidate.
The Chargers have informed some of the candidates that they are moving forward with McDaniel, per source.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Oh my God it’s actually happening?! @mikegolicjr.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social do you believe in miracles???!!!
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At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
Too good to be true. Goes against all Chargers lore for this to pan out. @dennycarter.bsky.social
The Chargers will join the (long) list of teams set to interview former Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel for their vacant OC job, sources say, which will likely happen early next week.
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Too good to be true. Goes against all Chargers lore for this to pan out. @dennycarter.bsky.social
I don't understand how @governorwalz.mn.gov isn't deploying the national guard now. Multiple citizens shot, one dead. The entire area is shut down. @adam.holisky.com I'm so sorry this is happening man :(
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I don't understand how @governorwalz.mn.gov isn't deploying the national guard now. Multiple citizens shot, one dead. The entire area is shut down. @adam.holisky.com I'm so sorry this is happening man :(
Holy hell does CJ feel bad for Aaron Rodgers????
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Holy hell does CJ feel bad for Aaron Rodgers????
Where else but Bluesky, the place for sports, can I enjoy the insane football game while also scrolling through the information regarding fallout if the US invades Greenland and the EU retaliates. @dennycarter.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Where else but Bluesky, the place for sports, can I enjoy the insane football game while also scrolling through the information regarding fallout if the US invades Greenland and the EU retaliates. @dennycarter.bsky.social
This game is BONKERS. Williams is out of his mind
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
This game is BONKERS. Williams is out of his mind
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A friend of mine is a cop who was once run over by a suspect’s car. I texted him and asked him to tell me that story again and if he’d mind sharing what he thought about the killing of Renee Good. He gave me permission to share with you what he texted back.
January 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
A friend of mine is a cop who was once run over by a suspect’s car. I texted him and asked him to tell me that story again and if he’d mind sharing what he thought about the killing of Renee Good. He gave me permission to share with you what he texted back.
I welcome the new Florida Football overlords.
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I welcome the new Florida Football overlords.
@velshi.com really wish you would’ve asked @jayapal.house.gov about impeachment. As she said this was unconstitutional so why is she not drafting the articles right now?
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
@velshi.com really wish you would’ve asked @jayapal.house.gov about impeachment. As she said this was unconstitutional so why is she not drafting the articles right now?
pass-interference.horse @hollyanderson.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
pass-interference.horse @hollyanderson.bsky.social
I get this now and my 15 yo loves it so much we gave the gift to his teenaged friend and their family to enjoy. The certificate of gift is framed and ready to be unwrapped.
Did you forget to order a Christmas present and now it's fuckin' Christmas Eve? Are you boned six ways to Sunday? Fucked beyond belief?
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December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I get this now and my 15 yo loves it so much we gave the gift to his teenaged friend and their family to enjoy. The certificate of gift is framed and ready to be unwrapped.