II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@stonearchabridged.bsky.social
A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️🌈
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
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post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
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Normal person’s brain: stock market, budgets, meal planning, politics, climate change
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Normal person’s brain: stock market, budgets, meal planning, politics, climate change
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
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No meetings, no shirt 🙅♂️
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No meetings, no shirt 🙅♂️
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
or “I’m open” like bitch, PLEASE gtf off my phone or put *some* effort into this exhausting courtship before I lose interest—
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
or “I’m open” like bitch, PLEASE gtf off my phone or put *some* effort into this exhausting courtship before I lose interest—
Finally someone put it into words!!
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Finally someone put it into words!!
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
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Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
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i hope this email finds you gooning.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i hope this email finds you gooning.
Repost with your dick root🍆
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Repost with your dick root🍆
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It’s not like I regularly think about my own mortality out loud but I’m just nervous my funeral is gonna be so fucking lame.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s not like I regularly think about my own mortality out loud but I’m just nervous my funeral is gonna be so fucking lame.
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Can’t stand a bitch that adds music to their insta post
(It’s me I’m bitch)
(It’s me I’m bitch)
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can’t stand a bitch that adds music to their insta post
(It’s me I’m bitch)
(It’s me I’m bitch)
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Make out, make love, make a mess
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Make out, make love, make a mess
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you attract what you fear and i’m soooo scared of threesomes
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you attract what you fear and i’m soooo scared of threesomes
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We are all made of stars 🎵
#TimelessTuesday
#TimelessTuesday
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We are all made of stars 🎵
#TimelessTuesday
#TimelessTuesday
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Did you know my septum piercing matches my earrings
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Did you know my septum piercing matches my earrings
Good night and sweet dreams to all the cute people who live in dad’s phone…😴✨
Say it back. 🥺
Say it back. 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Good night and sweet dreams to all the cute people who live in dad’s phone…😴✨
Say it back. 🥺
Say it back. 🥺
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Idk Black Friday isn’t what it used to be. Remember Door Busters? Remember getting up at 4 am to stand outside Circuit City ready to trample anyone who tried to get between you and that third season of Buffy DVD box set for $14.99???
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Idk Black Friday isn’t what it used to be. Remember Door Busters? Remember getting up at 4 am to stand outside Circuit City ready to trample anyone who tried to get between you and that third season of Buffy DVD box set for $14.99???
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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- the “damn it feels like 10pm and it’s only 5” to waking up at actual 10pm and wondering what the hell happened pipeline.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
- the “damn it feels like 10pm and it’s only 5” to waking up at actual 10pm and wondering what the hell happened pipeline.
Par for the course 🙂↕️
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Par for the course 🙂↕️
🚨 Hotel selfie thread! Share your hottest hotel pics!
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🚨 Hotel selfie thread! Share your hottest hotel pics!
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don’t have a single responsibility for the day
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
don’t have a single responsibility for the day
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.