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SuitedMonkey
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Streamer, Gamer, Asexual. Radicalized by capitalism. #FuckElon
June 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
in Clair Obsur: Expedition 33 Maelle is 16. Unless you are Also 16 it's weird as fuck to find her attractive.

Thanks for coming to my tedTalk. Apparently this is a controversial take and I don't want to live on the same planet as you if you disagree.
May 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Playing more split fiction!
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End of the Dragon Chapter, but what's next on the list?
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April 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act.

As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
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April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I'm a specialist in the weirdest of dude erotica and I've never seen this much shit pushed in. You truly do learn something new every day.
Losing by double digits after spending $25 million is like being booed while on stage with Dave Chappelle but it’s an entire state booing you
April 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Streaming Split Fiction live on twitch!
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Moar Co-op! Later: rivals@
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March 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I fucking love that Jim Carrey hates Donald Trump as much as we do. 🤣
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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She wanted to mobilize a brigade and she mobilized a division
We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you still engage with the Harry Potter IP, I cannot and will not trust you to keep anyone safe.

I know that your allyship will stop when things get hard because it stopped with something that is easy.
March 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The next Liberal leader should refuse to debate any other party candidate who does not hold Canadian Security Clearance .

Seriously how is this even a "thing".
Trudeau confirms there ARE serious threats to security TO and WITHIN the CPC.

Poilievre STILL REFUSES SECURITY CLEARANCE. Ask him WHY? #CanadaSky #NeverPoilievre #NeverVoteConservative
March 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fuck around and start a trade war
March 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Live playing Path of exile 2 all day! I beg you not to backseat, i'm playing blind, no guides, no support!
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Path of Exile 2 all day! || ZERO backseating, yes even the regulars,
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February 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Remember when America had friends?

Like a month ago?
February 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Dear Ontario,

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

VOTE for the progressive candidate most likely to defeat the con.

If you are unsure which party is most likely to defeat the con please check your riding history: results.elections.on.ca/en/graphics-...
February 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Playing DBD 2v8 with my partner! come hang out and cheer on the killers?
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Happy Valentine's day! the couple that slays together, stays together! Ft Jenathi
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February 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Oops 😬
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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If you're arrested protesting the Trump administration in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono.

Email me at [email protected]. I will take as many cases as I can.
February 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I’m just gonna say this and be over with it, but when ACTUAL GERMANS are telling you “it is EXACTLY what you think it is”, believe that shit.

Idc what MSM says or how they try to spin it. It is exactly what it is.

A N**i salute.
January 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Not surprised at the number of bots/chuds that showed up in this thread to defend the Nazi salute, but I *am* disappointed at the number of people in the comments who chose to argue with those fucking losers. Don't engage the bots/chuds, people. That's what they want. Block them without comment.
Also, it was a fuckin Nazi salute come the fuck on
January 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM