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Excuse me I've got something in my eye
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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WATCH: Seriously, if you’re following ANY bike-lane debate, you HAVE TO WATCH this news story. You actually can’t make this up. Ford claims without evidence that bike-lanes are bad for small business, and THE ACTUAL BUSINESS ASSOCIATION obliterates him with data.

Safe bike-lanes mean business.
Annex businesses tell Ford to back off Bloor bike lanes
Stores in the Annex say the Bloor bike lanes have been a big boost to business. As Michelle Mackey reports, the neighborhood's BIA wants the province to back off its new bill that could see the lanes ...
toronto.citynews.ca
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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เกือบลืมเอามาลงเลย(^_^;)
#LooneyTunes #ralphwolf #samsheepdog
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Map by population size...
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Despite liberal hysteria, Charlie Kirk’s message was one of faith, family, and respectful debate. Here’s why so many of his followers have replaced him one-for-one with Nick Fuentes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Oh look, the son of a prominent evangelical pastor and member of Turning Point, USA has been arrested for possession of a massive amount of child porn.

Say it with me now:
Not a Drag Queen.
ARREST MADE: Pastor’s Son Charged with Child Sex Crimes; Draws Scrutiny to Life Church, Lt. Gov. Beckwith - THE INDIANA CITIZEN
By Sydney Byerly The Indiana Citizen October 24, 2025 FISHERS, Ind. — The son of Pastor Nathan Peternel — a longtime mentor and close ally of Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith — has been arrested on seven felon...
indianacitizen.org
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Good sign that we’re not in a bubble is when the biggest company in that sector asks the government for financial assistance and guarantees
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I love how politically engaged most gays are. Staying informed and voting is such a low bar to clear and yet most Americans are too ignorant or misinformed to care.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I love this about us. My feed is like an even split of everybody having great takes on politics and showing their glorious hogs
I love how politically engaged most gays are. Staying informed and voting is such a low bar to clear and yet most Americans are too ignorant or misinformed to care.
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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HOW TO FEEL ALIVE
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Reminder: At the height of COVID
When hospitals were desperate for COVID tests, Trump sent thousands to Putin for his personal use
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Whenever I see an adult complain about a youth trend, I recall my all boy school upbringing and how we’d draw dicks and balls in chalk on our notebook then slap the back of a classmate leaving the pattern while yelling “HUEVOS SPLASH!”. Huevos Splash was the name of the ball toner we all made up.
Not understanding the whole 6-7 thing is normal. Being mad that you, as an adult don't understand children's in-jokes is embarrassing. Just embrace that being an adult means you don't have to keep up with the dumb things kids do. Be free.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I signed on to this letter because I refuse to accept the framing of "AI" as inevitable or even urgent. Generative "AI" in particular is slop tech for a fascist era and this rushed "consultation" period is just part of the overall griftosphere that constitutes modern tech.
bccla.org/policy-submi...
OPEN LETTER to the Minister of Artificial Intelligence and Digital Innovation from civil society organizations and individuals opposing "National Sprint" consultation on AI strategy - BC Civil Liberti...
The Honourable Mélanie JolyMinister of IndustryHouse of CommonsOttawa, OntarioK1A 0A6 The Honourable Evan SolomonMinister of Artificial Intelligence and Digital InnovationHouse of CommonsOttawa, Ontar...
bccla.org
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Cheney dead
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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did the autopen pardon him, mr president?
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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A little Darkstalkers cosplay for Halloween this year. Choose your character: me as Lilith or @lawsonjamesx.bsky.social as Morrigan? (Hint: the correct answer is both.)
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM