Swenka
@swenka.bsky.social
He/Him
Future Oscar-Winning Actress's Husband
Mayoral Candidate for Coralville, Iowa
Opinions aren't mine, I don't know how they got here.
Future Oscar-Winning Actress's Husband
Mayoral Candidate for Coralville, Iowa
Opinions aren't mine, I don't know how they got here.
At the in-laws. Seeing this many commercials will never not be jarring.
And the AI Coca-Cola ads are gross.
And the AI Coca-Cola ads are gross.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
At the in-laws. Seeing this many commercials will never not be jarring.
And the AI Coca-Cola ads are gross.
And the AI Coca-Cola ads are gross.
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Hockey games should be called an Ellipses.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hockey games should be called an Ellipses.
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Race horses are named like the ships from Halo, but by rich, boring people.
November 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Race horses are named like the ships from Halo, but by rich, boring people.
This Thanksgiving and Autumn, don't fall for the family-sized trap!
It's extremely important to not fall into the trap that is the family-sized chicken pot pie! They cost more than multiple single size, and the crust-to-content ratio is off. You'll be left disappointed.
just found out about chicken pot pies, the course of my life will be changed forever.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This Thanksgiving and Autumn, don't fall for the family-sized trap!
Do you all think squirrels have accents?
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Do you all think squirrels have accents?
Companies should be forcefully dissolved and the executive teams jailed for item number 3, by the way
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Companies should be forcefully dissolved and the executive teams jailed for item number 3, by the way
I forgot to take a picture of my crafty table setup before the cast and crew demolished it 😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I forgot to take a picture of my crafty table setup before the cast and crew demolished it 😭
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Everybody involved will need to go to prison and if democrats in congress don’t have the stomach for punishing these people they should just resign now.
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Everybody involved will need to go to prison and if democrats in congress don’t have the stomach for punishing these people they should just resign now.
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I do not use ChatGPT because I still remember when you had to go to your local at a specific time of day to listen to someone slurring conspiracy theories with utmost confidence and I will never allow Sam Altman to take that from me
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I do not use ChatGPT because I still remember when you had to go to your local at a specific time of day to listen to someone slurring conspiracy theories with utmost confidence and I will never allow Sam Altman to take that from me
I maintain that everything has gotten worse since Gushers got rid of the paper packaging.
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I maintain that everything has gotten worse since Gushers got rid of the paper packaging.
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oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
Poor Marco. Eyes cast downward, prostrating before a mad king that he helped bring to power.
every one of these ass-kissing sessions has the cadence of the deathbed
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Poor Marco. Eyes cast downward, prostrating before a mad king that he helped bring to power.
"Instead, what you get is a piece making the various more or less bovine noises of studious grey-lady impartiality, with the labor of anything resembling 'appraisal' surgically excised."
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Instead, what you get is a piece making the various more or less bovine noises of studious grey-lady impartiality, with the labor of anything resembling 'appraisal' surgically excised."
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
Will George Soros fund my congressional run? We gotta get better people in there
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Will George Soros fund my congressional run? We gotta get better people in there
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
Happy 5th Birthday to one of the funniest things to have happened in politics.
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Happy 5th Birthday to one of the funniest things to have happened in politics.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
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We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Shoveling shredded cheese into the void until voting results are in.
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Shoveling shredded cheese into the void until voting results are in.
When the wind makes those little leaf tornadoes 👨🍳😙
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When the wind makes those little leaf tornadoes 👨🍳😙
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Anyone who wants to argue needs to post an example of media in which a right winger makes a good-faith effort to listen to and understand the rest of us.
We've gotten so many of these pieces where a liberal engages in a good-faith effort to understand Trump voters. Every time, they discover that there's no deeper sympathetic reason they hold their views. They're just misinformed and hateful. My own efforts have found this too.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Anyone who wants to argue needs to post an example of media in which a right winger makes a good-faith effort to listen to and understand the rest of us.