TalysAlankil
@talysalankil.snarktheater.com
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it's like clockwork, you utter the word "bisexual" and a wild talys appears. former AI researcher, educator, aspiring writer. approximately he/him. 🔞 sometimes. https://archiveofourown.org/users/TalysAlankil/ Icon by @rainbowd00dles.bsky.social
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talysalankil.snarktheater.com
i can't send this in good conscience to anyone specific on discord so into the void it goeth. like. we're still stanning the fictional fascist? in 2025?
screenshot of constance (jessica lange) from american horror story saying "there's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut."
the captions have been edited to say "there's not going to be a Joko legend, you stupid slut" instead, in reference to guild wars 2's new revenant elite specialization
talysalankil.snarktheater.com
congratulations for guild wars 2 fans for showing that they don't understand the concept of a placeholder asset thanks to this post
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davidjbradley.bsky.social
You'd think with the cult status of both Tron and Tron: Legacy that at least SOMEONE would be interested in Tron: Ares, but Jared Leto is genuinely that awful
talysalankil.snarktheater.com
…or just get whatever armor gives you resistance to that weather
talysalankil.snarktheater.com
always has been, from the moment they were designed as lifetime positions appointed by the president
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axleblaze.bsky.social
The question becomes: can we trick Disney into releasing this film into theaters twice
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the-creature.newgrounds.com
I heard enough, put morbius back in theaters
talysalankil.snarktheater.com
loved how he aresed over these guys just doesn't have the same ring to it
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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lachm.page
Huge demographic for movies with posters that replace half of Jared Leto's face
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.

"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"

Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.

Hoffman Estates, Illinois
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itskylelucas.com
It’s literally happening right now.

Illinois State Police — not ICE, not border patrol, not atf.
unraveledpress.com
Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
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itskylelucas.com
If ICE raided your neighborhood today, they had smoother sailing because the Illinois State Police kettled and/or detained someone protesting just that.
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itskylelucas.com
No matter how many hit clips you see from @govpritzker.illinois.gov, the fact remains that the Illinois State Police are actively protecting and aiding ICE in their terrorizing of our communities.
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nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Fashy Cinemasins

That's what this is, the effect the proliferation of "anti-woke" youtube grifters have had on their audiences as a whole, stunting their ability to engage with media and training them to look for "DEI sins" to call out, atrophying their ability to enjoy the games they're playing.
nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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mochamorii.bsky.social
my... dearest💢 guest 💢 of honour💢💢🔪🔪🔪
emet-selch and the crystal exarch in amaurot
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
I have been enjoying Silent Hill f so much I decided to do some terrible fanart.

#silenthillf #silenthill
The protagonist of Silent Hill f Hinako, a Japanese girl in a blue school uniform, with one beefy arm and holding a sledge hammer, but all drawn really poorly in MS Paint.
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tastromo.bsky.social
Imagine the burden of having to hide, for the rest of your life, that you worked for the MAGA Gestapo, because you know that plenty of perfectly ordinary people would probably straight up murder you for it and unceremoniously throw your body in a ditch then go on with their lives with zero guilt
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aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.