Tatu Valjakka
@tatuvaljakka.bsky.social
Nerd (software, history, gizmos, culture, science). Still not sure which to believe, Bohmian or Copenhagen interpretation.
I like my humour dry and dark.
Gardening and arts are my meditation.
Like to dress in M05 camo.
I like my humour dry and dark.
Gardening and arts are my meditation.
Like to dress in M05 camo.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Eli koko datakeskustoimiala työllistää Suomessa suunnilleen saman verran ihmisiä kuin kolme Prismaa.
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Eli koko datakeskustoimiala työllistää Suomessa suunnilleen saman verran ihmisiä kuin kolme Prismaa.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
JHC!
"Type 'LOUVRE' to access a server managing the museum's video surveillance, or 'THALES' to access one of the software programs published by… Thales."
www.pcgamer.com/software/sec...
#news #infosec #security
www.pcgamer.com/software/sec...
#news #infosec #security
Post-heist reports reveal the password for the Louvre's video surveillance was 'Louvre,' and suddenly the dumpster-tier opsec of videogame NPCs seems a lot less absurd
Is leaving the safe combination on a post-it note that much worse?
www.pcgamer.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
JHC!
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All this is beyond parody...
Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
All this is beyond parody...
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Interesting piece: if Tesla collapses Musk’s entire empire could come crashing down because of the way he’s structured the companies’ finances.
This Is How Tesla Will Die
The vultures are circling the tech giant.
open.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Interesting piece: if Tesla collapses Musk’s entire empire could come crashing down because of the way he’s structured the companies’ finances.
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A horrific mass murder is unfolding in Sudan, where no one can see it. The RSF are murdering civilians in El Fasher, having finally defeated the Sudanese army forces holding out in the city. The BBC has managed to speak to some who escaped
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7fC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7fC...
Sudanese survivors of el-Fasher siege tell the BBC about RSF brutality | BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A horrific mass murder is unfolding in Sudan, where no one can see it. The RSF are murdering civilians in El Fasher, having finally defeated the Sudanese army forces holding out in the city. The BBC has managed to speak to some who escaped
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7fC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7fC...
Tämä on jo jäynä! Tai ainakin suurmestarillista piilokettuilua.
Same in English: ab fab brilliant
Same in English: ab fab brilliant
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Tämä on jo jäynä! Tai ainakin suurmestarillista piilokettuilua.
Same in English: ab fab brilliant
Same in English: ab fab brilliant
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I cannot believe there are still people in my mentions arguing that boycotting an election because the candidates aren’t addressing your issue is a way to get them to pay attention.
two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works
ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I cannot believe there are still people in my mentions arguing that boycotting an election because the candidates aren’t addressing your issue is a way to get them to pay attention.
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THIS (and the quoted post)
I would like all of the politics understanders to leave their computers and go and talk to one (1) average voter
It is eye-opening (not necessarily in a good way)
I would like all of the politics understanders to leave their computers and go and talk to one (1) average voter
It is eye-opening (not necessarily in a good way)
I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
THIS (and the quoted post)
I would like all of the politics understanders to leave their computers and go and talk to one (1) average voter
It is eye-opening (not necessarily in a good way)
I would like all of the politics understanders to leave their computers and go and talk to one (1) average voter
It is eye-opening (not necessarily in a good way)
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1/5 Russia's war on Ukraine is as black and white as it gets.
It is not morally complicated. It is one of the clearest cases of good vs evil in recent history.
Russia is the aggressor. Ukraine is the victim. No gray area. No equivalence.
Just a criminal invasion
It is not morally complicated. It is one of the clearest cases of good vs evil in recent history.
Russia is the aggressor. Ukraine is the victim. No gray area. No equivalence.
Just a criminal invasion
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
1/5 Russia's war on Ukraine is as black and white as it gets.
It is not morally complicated. It is one of the clearest cases of good vs evil in recent history.
Russia is the aggressor. Ukraine is the victim. No gray area. No equivalence.
Just a criminal invasion
It is not morally complicated. It is one of the clearest cases of good vs evil in recent history.
Russia is the aggressor. Ukraine is the victim. No gray area. No equivalence.
Just a criminal invasion
Watching a nature documentary, narrated by Sir David Attenborough 99 y.
Respect.
Respect.
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Watching a nature documentary, narrated by Sir David Attenborough 99 y.
Respect.
Respect.
Kun muistat, että se viimeinen sähköposti jäi lähettämättä ja avaat koneen minuutiksi.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Kun muistat, että se viimeinen sähköposti jäi lähettämättä ja avaat koneen minuutiksi.
Jollain taitaa olla bonukset kiinni siitä, kuinka paljon käyntejä saadaan yle.fi -sivustolle.
#yle #klikkiotsikko
#yle #klikkiotsikko
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Jollain taitaa olla bonukset kiinni siitä, kuinka paljon käyntejä saadaan yle.fi -sivustolle.
#yle #klikkiotsikko
#yle #klikkiotsikko
MegaFinland being Canada+Nordics. Would be like a large ”Outside of the Asylum” from ”So long and thanks for all the fish”
From @mirovinna.bsky.social
Thoughts anyone? Canada goes from 38 million to 96million citizens and instantly becomes the 4th largest economy in the world. To be honest, Idaho is a bit sketchy and the Qatari airbase would have to get deep sixed, of course.
Thoughts anyone? Canada goes from 38 million to 96million citizens and instantly becomes the 4th largest economy in the world. To be honest, Idaho is a bit sketchy and the Qatari airbase would have to get deep sixed, of course.
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
MegaFinland being Canada+Nordics. Would be like a large ”Outside of the Asylum” from ”So long and thanks for all the fish”
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The primary advantage of using Signal over WhatsApp is that Signal does not store metadata. Just sayin'.
www.forbes.com/sites/the-wi...
www.forbes.com/sites/the-wi...
How ICE Spies On WhatsApp
ICE’s HSI division gets contacts from the WhatsApp account of a fake ID dealer and has little trouble identifying them, according to warrant.
www.forbes.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The primary advantage of using Signal over WhatsApp is that Signal does not store metadata. Just sayin'.
www.forbes.com/sites/the-wi...
www.forbes.com/sites/the-wi...
Tänään opin, että 'gargoyle' on suomeksi vedenheittäjä.
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tänään opin, että 'gargoyle' on suomeksi vedenheittäjä.
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I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
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THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Jippii. Mikä ihmeen penkinnävertäjä sinne on iskenyt?
Kymmeniä Finnairin lentoja peruttu
Nyt perutut lennot koskevat kahdeksaa A320-laivaston lentokonetta.
www.iltalehti.fi
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Jippii. Mikä ihmeen penkinnävertäjä sinne on iskenyt?
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1/6 Western pacifism is traitorous.
The last few years have exposed it as not just naive, but dangerous.
Ukraine and Europe’s relationship with Russia show this clearly.
No one sane wants war, but pacifism gives enemies a reason to invade
The last few years have exposed it as not just naive, but dangerous.
Ukraine and Europe’s relationship with Russia show this clearly.
No one sane wants war, but pacifism gives enemies a reason to invade
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
1/6 Western pacifism is traitorous.
The last few years have exposed it as not just naive, but dangerous.
Ukraine and Europe’s relationship with Russia show this clearly.
No one sane wants war, but pacifism gives enemies a reason to invade
The last few years have exposed it as not just naive, but dangerous.
Ukraine and Europe’s relationship with Russia show this clearly.
No one sane wants war, but pacifism gives enemies a reason to invade